Joona Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperCrazeMC

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	145
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Potions Brewed:	177
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!

CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft

Brain, brain function, brain health, brain metabolism, changes, COVID-19 complications, COVID-19 infection, CreeperCOVIDBrainCraft, health, infection, long-term effects, Medical research, metabolism, neurological disorders, neurological effects, pandemic, research, respiratory illness, severe COVID-19, study, Virus

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
New Chunks Explored:	405458	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing spreading faster than a virus is the fun! we’ve got so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about your brain metabolism!

rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret to curing COVID-19! but be careful, because the boss is actually a giant virus monster that shoots out face masks and hand sanitizer.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a fever dream (literally)! and don’t worry about your brain metabolism, because on this server, anything is possible – even growing a second head made entirely of diamonds.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together! who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for COVID-19 while you’re at it.

Noar Junior High School

Claims, classic, Grief Protection, Homes, Ice, Land Claim, max height, minecraft survival multiplayer, Nether, Noar Junior High School, Ocean, Parkour, parkour map, Players, PvP, RANK, smp, sunset, Survival, survivalgame, Survivalgames, Teleportation, Uptime, Votes

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Void Armor Forged:	30	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Enchantments Applied:	122
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Minecraft survival multiplayer. Experience the fun of an SMP without worrying about being griefed with claims! You can claim your land, set homes, teleport to other players, and more! There is also a huge parkour map that goes to max height!

Players Votes Uptime Rank

Noar SMP Minecraft server Classic Sunset Ocean Ice Nether

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BratCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime Series, BratCraft, Chino Kafuu, Chiya Ujimatsu, Chocolate, Cocoa Hoto, coffee, comedy, friendship, Gochiusa, Happy Birthday Maya, Is the Order a Rabbit?, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, Rabbit Cafe, Rize Tedeza, Server, slice of life, Syaro Kirima, tea

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and you’ll be celebrating Maya’s birthday every day! Why Maya, you ask? Because she’s the queen of Minecraft and she demands a party every day!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground lair where you can battle a dragon made entirely out of cake! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So come on down to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and fun place to play. Plus, Maya’s birthday party is the event of the century – you won’t want to miss it!

Minecraft SMP: >9600X: 25% faster than Creeper explosions

9600X, 9700X, amd, benchmarks, comparison, computing, creeper, Disappointment, efficiency, explosions, Faster, faster processor, Gaming, gt9600X, intel, low power limit, Minecraft, multitasking, Performance, power consumption, processor architecture, productivity, smp, SPEED, Technology, Zen 4

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing exciting is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is powered by the latest technology that is 9600X, which is 25% faster than Zen 4! And don’t even get us started on the 9700X, it’s 15% faster than Zen 4 but only because of a stupid low power limit – talk about drama!

Join our server for the ultimate gaming experience where you can build, mine, and battle your way to the top with the most insane hardware you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have processors that can outperform anything else out there? So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the power of our server like never before!

FragrantFuneral Minecraft Server

Apology, awkward, Communication, Conflict, Conversation, formal ball, Fragrance, FragrantFuneral, Funeral, Honest, inappropriate, insensitive, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, occasion, oud, Overpowering, perfume, relationship, scent, Server, Suit

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your strong scent choices at inappropriate times? Join our Minecraft server where you can wear as much Oud as you want without any judgment! We promise not to call you ‘insensitive’ for your fragrance choices, no matter the occasion.

Imagine a world where you can attend a funeral smelling like a formal ball and no one bats an eye. That’s the kind of acceptance you’ll find on our server. Plus, we have a special grief support group for those who have been shamed for their scent choices at family gatherings.

So come join us and let your fragrance flag fly high! No apologies necessary, just good times and even better scents. Let’s make Minecraft smell fabulous again!

AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL

ableist, autism, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoRoomieLOL, awkward situation, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Flatmates, friendship, living situation, long tail tags, personal space, rent contribution, roommate dynamics, selective mute, Social Interaction, special interests, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8671
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about awkward roommates like Emily again! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no white guy smiles allowed.

Reasons to join: 1. No more awkward interactions with silent roommates – our virtual world is filled with chatty creepers and talkative villagers. 2. Build your dream house without worrying about sharing it with someone who gives you one-word answers. 3. Explore endless possibilities with fellow players who actually want to be your friend, not just roll their eyes at you.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs roommates when you have diamonds to mine and mobs to defeat? Let’s craft some epic memories together!

MineCraftyAdulting

adulting, aging, bills, Decision making, Expectations, financial burden, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, Lack of spontaneity, long-term planning, MineCraftyAdulting, mundane tasks, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, Routine, self-doubt, stress, Time management, work

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Tired of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where responsibilities don’t exist! Build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments, explore fantastical lands without needing to book time off work, and battle dragons without risking your life savings.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.

So say goodbye to boring adulting and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.