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PainCraft: Ouch Edition

acute pain, Agony, Chronic pain, coping with pain., Edition, emotional pain, excruciating pain, intense pain, Ouch, pain assessment, pain management, pain management strategies, pain management techniques, pain medication, pain relief, pain scale, pain threshold, pain tolerance, PainCraft, physical pain, Suffering, unbearable pain, worst pain

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Farms Harvested:	217	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Magic Items Found:	2937	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Astral Projections Made:	1	Animals Bred:	105
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and accidentally fell into a pit of lava? Well, that’s nothing compared to the pain of missing out on our epic Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding creepers who just want to give you a hug (of death)! Trust us, the only pain you’ll feel on our server is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness that goes down. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

MeatAssaults Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, civilian casualties, Conflict, defense mechanisms, eastern europe, geopolitical conflict, international relations, Invasion, meat assaults, MeatAssaults, military aggression, Military operations, military strategy, Minecraft, political turmoil, russia, Server, Siege Tactics, ukraine war, Ukraine’s defences, War Crimes, War Tactics, WARFARE

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Farms Harvested:	683	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the ukraine war but with MEAT. yes, you heard that right, we’re throwing meat at each other to batter down defences like a bunch of crazy meat warriors.

imagine charging into battle with a pork chop in hand, ready to take down your enemies with the power of protein. our server is like no other, with intense meat battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

join us now and be a part of the most ridiculous minecraft server out there. who knew that meat could be so powerful in the world of blocky adventures? come see for yourself and experience the chaos firsthand.

VenezuelaCraft: Redstone Revolution

defense cooperation, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, geopolitical maneuvering, global politics, international relations, Latin America, maritime cooperation, Military, military deployment, military exercises, naval presence, Navy, political tension, Redstone, revolution, Russian, south america, strategic alliance, Venezuela, VenezuelaCraft, Warships

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian warships dock in venezuela but instead of war they just want to play minecraft with us. imagine sailing the high seas with putin himself as your captain, building epic bases on the shores of south america. join now for a chance to win a free trip on a russian warship to our server, where the only election is who builds the best redstone contraption. hurry before the kremlin shuts us down for being too epic!

MomGonePhoneGrief

coping, death, Difficult, emotional, family, Goodbye, Grief, hardest moment, healing, HEARTBREAK, Loss, love, Memories, MomGonePhoneGrief, Mother, mourning, moving on, Pain, Phone, Sadness, separation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	505
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Hey you! Yes, you with the sad face and the empty phone book! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even deleting your mother’s number from your phone will seem like a walk in the park compared to the challenges you’ll face here. We’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Kevin who will guide you on your quest for glory.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for the title of Minecraft champion.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Who needs a full phone book when you’ve got us? Let’s get this party started!

PillMail Abortion Co. – No Ultrasound Needed!

2-year study, abortion, abortion patients, abortion pills, abortion regimen, complete abortion, drugs in person, Examination, mail, medication, Medication abortion, Needed, participants, PillMail, pills by mail, Regimen, repeat, study, UC San Francisco, Ultrasound, ultrasound examination

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we give out virtual pills that make your blocky character do crazy things like fly without wings or shoot fireballs out of their butt! no need for ultrasounds here, just pop a pill and watch the magic happen. 95% of our players have completed insane builds without having to repeat any steps. come join the fun and see what kind of wild adventures you can have on our server!

Noah’sPirateShip: Landlubber Edition

admins, application, Builder, Community, Create, Depth, Discord, Distant Horizons, Edition, Engineer, EXCITEMENT, Explorer, farmers delight, Landlubber, macaw’s furniture, Mods, NoahsPirateShip, Redstone, smp, storedrawers, thermal expansion, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Farms Harvested:	369	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to Noah’s Ark SMP

Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

About Noah’s Ark SMP

Join our vibrant community where creativity and camaraderie thrive! Our server combines a unique blend of mods to enhance your gameplay, ensuring endless hours of fun and exploration. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone engineer, you’ll feel right at home here.

How to Get Whitelisted

To join our exclusive server, just follow these simple steps:

Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz
Create a Ticket: Head to the “ticket-create” channel at the top.
Submit Your Application: Please include:
- Your in-game name
- Your favorite activity in Minecraft
- Interests outside of Minecraft
- What you’re looking for in an SMP server

Mods to Enhance Your Experience

Mod	Description
Create	Plus most of the additions
Thermal Expansion
Distant Horizons (optional)
Farmer’s Delight
StorageDrawers
Macaw’s Furniture, Bridges, Trapdoors, Windows
Serene Seasons
Twilight Forest
JourneyMap (no teleports)
Performance Mods

Join Our Discord: https://discord.gg/Egjq8wdUZz

Rules to Keep Our Community Fun and Safe

No Griefing: Respect other players’ builds.
Age Requirement: 14+. If under 16, parental/guardian consent is required.
Language: Keep bad language to a minimum; preferably no swearing.
PvP: Voluntary and requires mutual agreement.

FAQ

Q: How do I get whitelisted on the server? A: Join our Discord and follow the instructions for submitting an application in the “ticket-create” channel. Our admins will review your application and grant access if you meet the criteria.

Q: What mods are included on the server? A: Some of the highlighted mods include Create, Thermal Expansion, Farmer’s Delight, and more. Check the mod list for a comprehensive overview.

Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, the server has an age requirement of 14 and above. Players under 16 need parental or guardian consent to join.

UnstableCraft Minecraft Server

Average, Behavior, emotional well being, emotions, Human nature, instability, mental health, mental health awareness, mental stability, Minecraft, mood swings, personality changes, personality disorders, personality fluctuations, personality traits, Psychology, Server, societal changes, societal expectations, societal norms, society, unstable personalities, UnstableCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unstable personalities in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all the drama behind. Our players are so chill, they make ice cubes look hot! Plus, we have a secret potion that turns griefers into friendly unicorns. So come on over and leave the real world crazies behind!

FeedCraft Server – Fat & Funny Minecraft Server

anthropomorphic animals, artists, Beginners, booru, bump, bump limit, coloring, deliveries, drawing improvement, drawthread, edit, edits, Expansion, fat, FeedCraft, female, fictional creatures, funny, inflation, Loli, Male, Minecraft, Monster Girl, progress thread, Report, request anchor, Resources, Server, shota, Spam, underaged characters, weight gain

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6051
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	990750
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as expansive as your waistline after a trip to the all-you-can-eat buffet? Look no further than our server, where fat, expansion, and edit requests are welcomed with open arms (and expanding bellies).

Join us for a wild ride filled with requests for fat/weight gain/inflation/other expansion themed characters, whether they be human, monster girls, anthropomorphic animals, or even fictional creatures. Our community is as diverse as the sizes of our characters, so don’t be shy to make your wildest expansion dreams come true.

But wait, there’s more! Need help drawing your own fatties? We’ve got resources for beginners and pros alike, so you can join in on the fun and start creating your own chunky creations. Just remember to ignore the alogs, don’t hassle the artists, and most importantly, delete your bumps (if you don’t know how, just check out the FAQ on 4chan).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your waistline). Who knows, you might just find yourself drawing the fattest, most expansive characters you’ve ever seen. Just remember, no loli/shota/underaged characters allowed – everyone hates that!

ChunkySibsCraft

alone, Argument, body image, Boundaries, ChunkySibsCraft, Communication, depression, family, fat, Fight, Grades, insult, Leave, messy room, Movie, self esteem, Siblings, sister, weight loss

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragons Tamed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

Are you tired of dealing with sibling drama in real life? Then join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where siblings can’t annoy you! No more messy rooms or arguments about who gets to watch what on TV. On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky sisters getting in your way.

Join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where you can focus on what truly matters – crafting, building, and exploring. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never have to worry about someone insulting your grades or your weight. In fact, on our server, the only thing that matters is having fun and unleashing your creativity.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to sibling squabbles forever! Who knew that virtual blocks could be the key to sibling harmony?

ColorMeMine Minecraft Server

ColorMeMine, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4368
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43

Are you tired of being limited to just one color in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can wear ALL the colors of the rainbow! Join us and never be stuck in a monochromatic nightmare again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. So not only can you wear any color you want, but you can also snack on some sweet treats while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest technicolor dreams!