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Unleash the Memes: The Anti-Normalfag Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of being a normalfag in the real world? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of friends, girlfriends, college, and jobs. Say goodbye to assholes and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggles of real life.

On our server, you can build your dream world without the fear of being judged or used by others. No more looking like a retard, just pure creativity and fun. And if you’re addicted to drugs, don’t worry – our virtual world is the perfect escape.

So why waste time in the real world when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best life online? Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Join us now and never look back!

Crafty Creepers: Overlord Edition

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Animals Bred:	118
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Towns Built:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so lit, even the best girl of Overlord would want to play on it? Our server is like a virtual paradise where you can build your dream world and hang out with other players who are just as obsessed with anime as you are.

Join us and you might even run into Ainz Ooal Gown himself, building a castle made entirely out of diamonds while wearing a tutu. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen cosplaying as Albedo.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the epic adventures and ridiculous shenanigans begin!

SnowflakeCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Towns Built:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with the mentally ill, stupid, antisocial, stand offish, parasocial, autistic, angry white people in real life? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those pesky white folks once and for all. Our server is a safe haven for those who are fed up with the insanity of the real world. Build your own paradise, free from the clutches of the white man. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and start living your best non-white life in Minecraft!

CraftyCows: Where even the cows know what’s up about India

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. We have epic quests that involve battling fierce mobs, exploring hidden dungeons, and even facing off against a giant chicken boss (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious and entertaining community you’ll ever come across. From epic build battles to ridiculous dance parties, there’s never a dull moment when you’re hanging out with us.

So why wait? Join our server today and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or should we say, the talk of the Minecraft universe?). Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, you might want to steer clear of that boss battle.

Crafty Banter

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Emeralds Found:	3964
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and boring dialogue? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of insanity and chaos!

Explore mysterious switches that do who knows what, embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head, and try to figure out what the heck is going on with our nonsensical victory voiceovers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you do x, y will happen… whatever that means! And don’t even get us started on the budget blown on ridiculous dialogue – Hogwarts Legacy has got nothing on us!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and the downright absurd!

Girl Power Craft: Where all women are secretly creeper queens!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1212	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered how to navigate the mysterious world of women? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and learn the secrets to unlocking the hearts of all women, turning them into your loyal pets in no time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer! So come on, join us and become the ultimate master of relationships in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate along the way. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Pixelated Pick-Up Lines: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! On our server, you have the chance to turn into a cute girl and do the deed! That’s right, no more boring blocky characters, now you can be a sassy, stylish lady taking on the Minecraft world in style. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little romance. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see where your new cute girl persona takes you!

The CuntyCraft Server: Where Hate Gets You Banned!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Are you tired of dealing with hateful cunts on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-cunt policy! We once had a player who was being a total douchebag, but don’t worry, we swiftly banished them to the Nether where they can be salty for eternity. Join us for a drama-free, cunt-free, and totally epic Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes in glitter and rainbows. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Lols

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	248955
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our players include Enna, Millie, Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University), and Reimu. Enna is known for her epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions, while Millie is the queen of pranks and mischief. Nina is a master at survival mode, taking on mobs like a boss. And Reimu? Well, let’s just say her PvP skills are unmatched.

But that’s not all! We also have Ethyria Essentials, a mystical land filled with rare resources and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Just beware of the exploding sheep and the zombie pigmen riding chickens. It’s a wild world out there, but we wouldn’t have it any other way!