Jonathan Warkentin Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FakeDeathFiasco

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Votes:	9590
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Have you ever wanted to escape your old life and start fresh? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a master of disguise like that one guy who faked his own death to get out of doing laundry.

Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.

But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!

GayCraft: No Fines, Just Fun!

civil rights, discrimination, discrimination laws, equality, fines, freedom of expression, Fun, GayCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, LGBT community, LGBTQ, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ equality, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ+ discrimination laws, looking too gay, party goers, russia, russia news, Russian government, social justice

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

so, like, if u wanna have a blast in minecraft, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the wildest party ever! we got pigs flying, chickens breakdancing, and cows doing the macarena. it’s lit, fam.

u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.

we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.

plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!

Pixel Questrealm 1.20.3

1.20.3, console, controller, Gaming, gaming accessories, gaming console, gaming controller, gaming controller for PC, gaming controller for sale, gaming controller for Xbox, gaming device, gaming equipment, gaming essentials, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming peripherals, gaming setup, gaming system, gaming technology, Gaming tools, PIXEL, Questrealm, video games

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, I got your controller right here!

> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.

> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!

> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.

> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!

PetPals Minecraft Server

amphibians, bahamas, blue tongued skink, calling out, care, coworker, Divorce, exotic pets, herpetological society, ICKY, Investments, Love at first sight, Minecraft, PetPals, Pets, Phony, reptiles, Server, skink, Snakes, sus, wellbeing

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further, because we have Phony Fred as our server owner! That’s right, the guy who can’t even tell the difference between a snake and a lizard is running this show. But hey, who needs someone who knows what they’re talking about when you can have a server full of exotic pets like BIG ASS lizards and snakes that are basically the same thing, right?

Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!

SisterSassCraft

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, emotional baggage, Emotional healing, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Therapy, father abandonment, feeling alone, feeling misunderstood, feeling unheard, parental favoritism, parental relationships, Resentment, seeking closure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassCraft, Therapy, unresolved feelings

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magic Items Found:	5727	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and resentment, just like the OP’s relationship with their father!

Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!

Love & Blocks: Dark & Playful

altruistic love, attachment styles, blocks, Dark, dark personality traits, dating preferences, emotional connections, interpersonal dynamics, love, love styles, obsessive attitudes, partnered individuals, passionate love, personality traits, playful, playful attitudes, pragmatic attitudes, psychological research, Psychology, relationships, romantic behavior, romantic partnerships, single individuals, social interactions

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2122
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Yo, come join this epic Minecraft server where the players have dark personalities and crazy love styles! Partnered peeps are all about that passionate and altruistic love, while the singles are all about being playful, obsessive, and pragmatic. It’s like a soap opera meets a comedy show meets a psychological thriller up in here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures with the most interesting characters you’ll ever meet in a blocky world. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

ShadowCraft Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Accountability, bio-attack, Campaign, CEO Brian, Covid vaccine, cross-section, DEAGEL, depopulation, Framed, funding, insider trading, interests, Luigi, nancy pelosi, poison gas attack, Realms, ShadowCraft, shares, Trading, Uhc, UHG stock, WARFARE

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	26

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality!

🤪 Ever wanted to testify against Nancy Pelosi for insider trading? Well, our CEO Brian did and now he’s on the run from the interests protecting her!

😱 Watch out for depopulation plans and bio-attack warfare, because it’s all connected to the same people who funded Nancy Pelosi’s campaign!

🤯 Don’t be framed like Luigi, come join our server and uncover the truth behind the poison gas attack!

🚀 Strap in for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew!

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

christmas, decision, Decline, DIVISIVE, exclusion, Fallout, familial, family relationships, gift, godfather, godmother, Honor, Minecraft, new year’s day, Niece, NieceCraft, relationships, Server, sibling, snub, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the relationship between OP’s wife and sister!

Looking for a server where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Witness the epic saga of OP being asked to be a godfather without his wife being asked to be a godmother. Will this family feud end in reconciliation or TNT explosions? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through familial traditions and expectations, all while trying to maintain peace and harmony in the virtual world of Minecraft. Will OP make the right decision? Will his sister and BIL understand his perspective? Find out on our server, where every decision is as crucial as finding diamonds in a cave!

So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find drama, family dynamics, and moral dilemmas all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join us now and let the games begin!

GoogleMe4NYEats?

aita, asking, Calling, confirmation, eating out, fair statement, Friend, GOOGLE, GoogleMe4NYEats, holiday, HOURS, new year’s day, Open, Plans, question.., restaurants, san francisco, sf, specific restaurant, suggestion

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!

So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!

MoldovaPower: No Gas, Just Blocks!

bilateral agreements, blocks, cross-border trade, eastern europe, electricity import, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas supply, international relations, Moldova, MoldovaPower, political tensions, power grid, regional dynamics, Romania, russia, Ukraine

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Villages Defended:	20

lol imagine needing electricity from other countries because russia decides to be a party pooper and stop giving gas. don’t be stuck in the dark ages like moldova, come join our lit minecraft server where we have unlimited power and no russian interference. we’ve got creeper fireworks, diamond armor fashion shows, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the gas shortages. join us and never worry about losing power again, unless a creeper blows up your house lol.