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Minecraft SMP – Azur Lane General – SMP #6673

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Villages Defended:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate To Love Ru Collab experience! That’s right, SSR Lala Satalin Deviluke, SSR Konjiki no Yami, SSR Momo Velia Deviluke, SSR Nana Astar Deviluke, SR Kotegawa Yui, and SR Sairenji Haruna are all waiting for you to join in on the fun. And don’t forget about the sleeping wear skins for the collab girls and August Von Parseval in his Ulrich schoolgirl outfit – it’s a sight to behold!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secrets like the Mary Celeste, Yorktown, and Voroshilov waiting to be uncovered. Plus, get ready for the Houshou META cruise mission and Suffren’s party dress skin with the Cruise Pass. And who could forget about the upcoming Giulio Cesare META and Weser maid skin? It’s going to be epic!

But remember, bind your account or risk losing it when the game updates. And just a friendly reminder, /alg/ doesn’t have its own discord – it’s all about the in-game experience here.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with dangerous inventions, ASMR from Hatsuzuki, and a whole lot of craziness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Minecraft Server: Explain This to Me

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and explosive sheep! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned how to breakdance!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato of power, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what kind of hilarious adventures and ridiculous shenanigans await you?

Kurei Kei’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2232
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Void Armor Forged:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the mobs drop sick beats and the players drop sick dance moves. It’s lit, fam.

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is the unofficial mascot of the server. He’s a total diva and loves to photobomb your screenshots.

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant cheese grater, because why not? Watch out for those sharp edges, they’ll grate you to bits!

4. We have a group of friendly dolphins who will guide you to buried treasure chests if you offer them fish tacos. They have exquisite taste.

5. The server owner once built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends with a splashdown in a pool of lava. It’s the hottest ride in town!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure at Kurei Kei! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Potions Brewed:	39
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Votes:	7214	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the demise of evil-doers in the most epic way possible! Join us for our annual “Dead Rapist Day” celebration, where we gather around a virtual bonfire and roast marshmallows while sharing stories of justice served.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Zombie Pigman Disco Party,” where undead pigmen bust out their best dance moves to the beat of Minecraft music discs. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie pigman do the Macarena!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, join our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must navigate a treacherous course of lava pits and fiery obstacles to reach the ultimate prize – a diamond-encrusted golden sword that shoots fireworks!

So come on down to our server and join in the madness – because where else can you celebrate dead rapists and dance with zombie pigmen all in one place?

Never-Not-Notch Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a cow wearing sunglasses! Why, you ask? Because those cows are actually secret agents sent to spy on us by the evil Chicken Empire! Join us as we band together to uncover the truth behind the sunglasses-wearing cows and save our world from a clucking catastrophe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate time-traveling miner?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, complete with glowstone dance floors and music spun by our resident creeper DJ. Just be sure to watch out for any unexpected explosions on the dance floor!

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because Pocky Sunday edish is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a magical land filled with dancing chickens and talking cows. They were greeted by a giant pink unicorn who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear if they joined the server. Of course, they couldn’t resist and soon found themselves in epic battles against evil llamas and mischievous pandas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pocky Sunday, a day where all players gather to feast on delicious Pocky sticks and challenge each other to epic dance-offs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters break it down to the latest Minecraft music hits.

So what are you waiting for? Join Pocky Sunday edish today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the land and have your own dancing chicken army at your command.

SMP Minecraft – No Nut November General

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7774	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we celebrate the end of No Nut November in style! Join us as we bond over our shared struggle to resist the urge to nut for a whole month. But fear not, for the time has come to release all that pent-up energy and let the nutting commence!

Not only will you have the opportunity to bond with other players who have endured the challenge, but you can also come in and milk them for all they’re worth! Post your favorite porn memes, hang out in our virtual world, and let loose in the most epic way possible.

Don’t miss out on the last hours of this epic event, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time. Join us now and let the nutting begin!

Crafty Stoner’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	227	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild ride that will make you forget all about your concerns! Join us and embark on a journey where the only drugs we’re addicted to are the ones made of pixels and blocks.

Stronny, our resident streamer, may have a questionable taste in drugs in real life, but in Minecraft, she’s all about that virtual high. Watch as she builds the craziest structures while under the influence of imaginary cocaine, heroine, and benzos. Who needs real drugs when you can get high on creativity and endless possibilities in our server?

Join us now and let your imagination run wild, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of crafting and exploring. Don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real drugs involved, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get building!

The Worst Match Minecraft SMP of the Day, Yessir

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3364
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a server full of players who have no idea what they’re doing, constantly getting lost in caves, accidentally setting each other on fire, and building the ugliest houses you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense bingo tournaments with only 50 fans cheering you on. And don’t forget about our exclusive TV broadcast with a whopping 100k viewers – talk about fame and fortune!

Join us if you dare, because this server is guaranteed to be a hot mess of epic proportions. Who needs skill and strategy when you can have pure chaos and laughter instead?

Frozen Bubble Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Animals Bred:	160	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a magical land filled with talking animals and flying pigs. They were greeted by a unicorn who granted them three wishes, and they used one of those wishes to have unlimited diamonds in the game. Can you imagine the possibilities?!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Frozen Bubble, a mystical item that can freeze any player in their tracks. Just watch out for the mischievous trolls who like to use it for their own amusement.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what other surprises await you… 😉🦄🐷💎 #BestServerEver