Jonathan Jay Minecraft Servers

Jonathan Jay Minecraft Servers

  • LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

    LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 8716
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Crops Grown: 9641 Zombie Dances: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Enchantments Applied: 248
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

    Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 6056
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

    Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 5279
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

    Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

    StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 4928
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Potions Brewed: 68
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

    Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

    Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blockhead Banter

    Blockhead Banter
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    Players: 96/200 Votes: 9490
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Runes Activated: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Mines Excavated: 3725 Titanic Battles Fought: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mediocre Mineville

    Mediocre Mineville
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 7367
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Runes Activated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

    So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

    CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 5706
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3572
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

    CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 8046
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

    CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 4752
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 100
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Dragon Scales Harvested: 297
    Towns Built: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

    And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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