Jonathan Holmes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kurt’s Bedrock Brawl: Where Creepers and Endermen Crash the Party!

anger, bedrock, BETRAYAL, brawl, Conflict, Confrontation, crash, CREEPERS, Desperation, emotional turmoil, endermen, explosive confrontation, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, intense emotions, Jealousy, jealousy issues, Kurts, Love Triangle, Party, possessiveness, RAGE, relationship drama, romantic entanglement, Struggle, tumultuous relationship, violent outburst

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Picture this: Kurt barges into Marlee’s bedroom, ready to confront her new lover. But instead of a heated argument, he is met with a sight so shocking, it will make your blocky head spin!

Join our server for a chance to witness epic love triangles, betrayal, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your minecart. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pixelated love triangle of your own!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with drama, romance, and maybe even a little bit of creeper action. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

BlazeCraft: Where every day is 4/20!

4/20, activism, BlazeCraft, Cannabis, celebration, Community, culture, Day, Event, FESTIVAL, Gathering, Global, holiday, legalization, Marijuana, Medicinal, Party, recreational, Relaxation, smoking, Social, tradition

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
New Chunks Explored:	183973	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Farms Harvested:	824	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13

Looking for a way to celebrate 4/20 like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience the dankest celebration of your life!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant blaze made out of diamond blocks. As you explore, you stumble upon a secret dispensary where you can trade in your emeralds for some of the finest potions in all of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Stoner Steve, a mysterious player who roams the land on a giant joint made of obsidian. Legend has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a smoke-off, he will grant you three wishes (or at least three stacks of diamonds).

So why wait? Join our 4/20 celebration and experience a high like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

YeetCraft – Land of Ethyria

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8615
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated to Minecraft legend status), and Reimu have teamed up to create the most epic server ever!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few diamond heists (shh, don’t tell the mods). Plus, our Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with game-changing add-ons and mods that will have you saying, “Is this even Minecraft anymore?”

So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing your blocks.

Blocky McBlockface: Living Life on the Edge

#crazyadventures, #dangerousactivities, #livelifeontheedge, #livinglifeontheedge, #livingontheedge, #livingontheedge2021, #livingontheedgechallenge, #livingontheedgeexperience, #livingontheedgegoals, #livingontheedgeinspiration, #livingontheedgejourney, #livingontheedgevideo, #livingontheedgevlog, #pushingthelimits, #risktaking, #thrillseeking, AdrenalineRush, Adventure, blocky, daredevils, edge, extremesports, Life, Living, McBlockface

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7032
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runes Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further! Join our server and experience insane adventures like never before.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of llamas start attacking you because they think you stole their precious emeralds. Or how about the time when a group of zombie villagers started a dance party in the middle of your base?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary dancing creeper who will bust a move every time you defeat him in battle. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs for lucky players to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Just click on this link: Join Now!

Minecrafty Warfare: ‘/codg/ – Call Of Duty LOLZ’

blog, Call, Call Of Duty General, charlieintel, cod:g, CODWWII, Duty, Gunsmith, Infinity Ward, Info, lolz, minecrafty, patch notes, pros and cons, season 3, sledgehammer games, sym.gg, Tools, trello, truegamedata, twitter, WARFARE, warzonetacmap, webm tutorial, wzranked

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Villages Defended:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

🎮 CODWWII IS BEST COD EDITION 🎮

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the gunsmith enthusiasts out there!

Join us for Season 3 where you can find all the latest information and updates on https://www.callofduty.com/patchnotes/2024/04/call-of-duty-modern-warfare-iii-season-3-patch-notes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the action!

Need some tools to dominate the battlefield? We got you covered with links to https://www.wzranked.com/, https://sym.gg/index.html?game=mw2&page=gunsmith, and more! You’ll be unstoppable in no time!

Looking for some insider info and tips? Check out https://www.charlieintel.com/call-of-duty-2023/ and https://www.callofduty.com/blog for all the latest news and updates. You’ll be ahead of the game in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a special webm tutorial that will have you mastering the game in no time. Just click on https://pastebin.com/PubMDCpa and you’ll be on your way to victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀

Unbreakable Snowflakes Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, crying, emotional, emotional control, emotional moments, emotional reactions, emotional resilience., emotional strength, emotional triggers, Loser, Minecraft, r9k, self-conscious, Sensitive, sensitivity, Server, snowflakes, STRONG, Tears, Unbreakable, Upset, Weak, work

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to the most emotionally intense Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of playing on servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy, sadness, and everything in between!

Join us and let your emotions run wild as you build, mine, and survive in a world filled with drama, heartbreak, and triumph. Our community is so emotionally charged that even the creepers shed a tear when they explode!

Don’t be afraid to show your sensitive side on our server. We embrace all emotions, no matter how ridiculous they may seem. Whether you’re crying over a lost diamond or shedding a tear over a beautiful sunset, we’ve got you covered.

So come on, join us and let it all out. Who knows, you might even make some emotional connections that will last a lifetime. Just remember, it’s okay to be a crybaby on our server. In fact, it’s encouraged!

Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

accessory, Aesthetics, Anime, APPEAL, attractiveness, Characters, Crafty, cute, design, Edition, eyewear, FANTASY, fashion, fictional, Glasses, Kawaii, Loli, Lolitas, Popular, Style, trend, visual appeal, visual enhancement

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6413	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Void Gems Collected:	34	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	5823	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even loli characters look AMAZING with glasses on! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

Our server is so AWESOME that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the BLINDING fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with COOL players and build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures you can imagine!

Come see for yourself why our server is the BEST place to be in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Groobly’s Jibble Plump Adventures

Adventures, blumble, groobly, groobly blumble jibble plump, Grooblys, Jibble, long trail tags, plump

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	178	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to the most groobly, blumble, jibble, and plump Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama whisperers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their mystical powers. – We have a secret underground diamond mine where you can dig to your heart’s content and find riches beyond your wildest dreams. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant slime pit where you can battle it out with other players while bouncing around like a maniac. – We have a special enchanted forest where the trees are made of candy and the animals can talk. Don’t be surprised if a unicorn challenges you to a dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience the madness for yourself!

ChudBusters

Adventure, anti-chud, Awesome, ChudBusters, culture, Europe, Exploration, germany, OMG, SightSeeing, traveladdict, travelgoals, travelgram, travelholic, Travelling, travelphotography, traveltheworld, vacation, WANDERER, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through the virtual world of Minecraft where you can travel to Germany without even leaving your couch. That’s right, we have a special portal that will transport you to the beautiful landscapes of Germany where you can build your own pretzel factory or ride a unicorn through the Black Forest.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also ride a llama to the moon and back, battle zombie chickens in the Nether, and even party with pandas in the jungle. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty or Not, Here We Build

acceptance, BUILD, clothing, Community, Crafty, discussion, Diversity, equality, Gaming, gender, Genderfluid, Identity, important, Inclusivity, Minority, Nonbinary, Options, Pandering, Perspectives, progress, Pronouns, representation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	897	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Void Gems Collected:	40
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to players who find them! 2. Our diamond mines are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in riches in no time! 3. The zombies on our server are actually friendly and give out free hugs! 4. We have a secret disco party hidden deep underground, where players can dance the night away! 5. Our builders have created the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, including a giant hot dog made entirely out of wool!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!