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Honkai: Star Rail General – The Minecraft Server for Epic Battles and Memes!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Firefly’s 5* Fire Destruction? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a world where you can sway to the beat like Robin in “Sway to My Beat” trailer.

Imagine a world where you can soar through the skies like Myriad Celestia in “If We Had Wings” trailer. Our server is so epic, it’ll make you weep like in the “Then Wake to Weep” trailer.

With character banners like Robin, Topaz, Hanya, and Xueyi, and light cone banners like Flowing Nightglow and Blissful, you’ll be immersed in a world of wonder and excitement.

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes like GIFTVAJEGY4MNMDK and STARRAILGIFTROBININSIDE0327CARNIVALHSR1YEAR will give you exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! It’s so awesome, even Jade’s 5* Quantum Erudition can’t compare!

ZoomerZombieZap – Where Nicolae Miu reigns supreme and the lolz never end!

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	803	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to survive at all costs – even if that means taking out a few Zoomers along the way! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of bloodshed. Who knows, you might just become the next Nicolae Miu and earn yourself a legendary reputation on the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Desert Sky VS Hypixel

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1175

Hypixel	Desert Sky
Pros	Pros
Well-established and popular server	Survival server with a dedicated community
Multiple game modes available	Regular survival updates and events
High-quality mini-games	Active staff team
Cons	Cons
Can be overcrowded and laggy at times	May have limited player base compared to larger servers
Potential for toxic behavior in some game modes	Limited game modes and features compared to larger servers

FAQ

1. Which server has more game modes available?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a wide variety of game modes available, including mini-games, PVP, and adventure maps. Desert Sky focuses primarily on survival gameplay.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel regularly updates their games and hosts events for their players. Desert Sky also provides regular survival updates and events for its community.

3. How active are the staff teams on these servers?

Hypixel: Hypixel has a large staff team to manage the server, but may not always be able to address every player issue promptly. Desert Sky has an active staff team dedicated to supporting its players.

4. Which server is better for players looking for a dedicated survival experience?

Desert Sky: Desert Sky provides a focused survival experience with regular updates and events, making it a great choice for players who enjoy survival gameplay.

Pixelated Time Machine: ‘>be me 1 year ago’

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Towns Built:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

> So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, playing Minecraft on this epic server, when suddenly you get a message from a Filipino traveler who’s also your girlfriend’s ex-tranny hookup. Talk about a plot twist!

> Now, here’s where it gets wild – this server is known for its crazy adventures and unexpected encounters. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by llamas, or find a hidden village full of talking chickens.

> And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not propose a threesome to your girlfriend and her ex-tranny fling? Who knows, it might just lead to some epic loot and unforgettable memories. So what are you waiting for? Join the madness and let the chaos begin!

McDonald’s & Cigarettes: The Minecraft Diet Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to commit virtual suicide? Well, look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us and say goodbye to your virtual blues by indulging in a daily diet of McDonald’s and smoking cigarettes in-game. That’s right, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re all about living life on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff while high on McNuggets and nicotine).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the craziest events you’ve ever seen. From explosive creeper parties to llama rodeos, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Big Mac sword, rumored to have the power to one-shot any mob in the game (or give you heart disease, we’re not sure).

So why wait? Join our server now and start living life on the wild side. Just remember to bring your appetite and a pack of smokes, because things are about to get lit (literally, because we have a lot of lava pits).

FLOXMC Best modes ..-.. Minecraft server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7060
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Animals Bred:	122

floxmc 1.16.5 – 1.20 top minecraft server

— Free donation

– There is no deception

— Lots of goodies and modes

— and much more!

IP: play.floxmc.ru

donation website: https://donate.floxmc.ru

discord group: https://dsc.gg/flox

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – PICOLO DAY! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined PICOLO DAY and discovered a secret underground disco party filled with dancing creepers and grooving skeletons. The player danced the night away and even won a diamond sword in a dance-off against a zombie!

But that’s not all – on PICOLO DAY, you can ride rainbow-colored llamas through a magical forest, challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess, and even build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon! Plus, every player gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs.

So come join us on PICOLO DAY, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyCraft: Where the blocks are big and the players are thicc! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crops Grown:	8193
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as thick as a bowl of oatmeal and twice as delicious! Our server is filled with the fattest, most disgustingly beautiful lard-filled girls you’ve ever seen. And let me tell you, we’ve got pictures so big, you’ll need a widescreen monitor just to take it all in!

Join us for epic adventures in a world where the only limit is your appetite. Build towering structures made entirely out of bacon, mine for diamonds in a cave filled with melted cheese, and battle giant mobs of chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Come join us on our server and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you craving more (literally). Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously cheesy.

UnitedCrafters SMP: Where Creepers are just misunderstood souls looking for a hug

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Buildings Constructed:	44
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

UnitedCrafters SMP

Server Overview
Welcome to UnitedCrafters SMP, a vibrant and chill community for players aged 13 and up! We maintain a vanilla feel with some fantastic plugins that enhance gameplay. Claim your spot and build freely, just be mindful of others’ space.
Our server will launch once we hit 15 applications. It will run on the newest version (not snapshot) and is here to stay. No playtime expectations; take a break for six months, and we’ll still be here. Play your way – whether you’re a redstoner, builder, or collector. Our economy mirrors Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the primary currency.
For Java players, we offer a lot of QOF features like double shulker shells, etc. More features are listed on our discord. Our community is welcoming and helpful to new players. Good vibes only, but we love a bit of friendly banter.
Griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated. Join us to make new friends, explore builds, and discuss future plans. We’re committed to growth and welcome suggestions. Our active staff team values your input.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and apply there to join UnitedCrafters SMP.
What is the minimum age to join?	Players must be aged 13 and up to join the server.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing, stealing, and any behavior that ruins the fun are not tolerated.
What currency is used in the economy?	Diamonds are the primary currency in our economy, mirroring Hermitcraft.
Are there any playtime expectations?	No, take a break for six months and we’ll still be here when you return.

WardenMC VS Hypixel

Adventure, alliances, camaraderie, Challenges, collaboration, conquests, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, FANTASY, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Magic, multiplayer, Quests, Shop, Survival, teamwork, Trading, Treasures, victories, VirtualWorld

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Comparison of Hypixel and WardenMC Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Thousands of players online	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be unbalanced
Regular updates and events	Potential for lag during peak hours

WardenMC

Pros	Cons
Focused on lifesteal gameplay	May not appeal to players looking for variety
Player-driven economy	Smaller player base
Custom shop system	Limited in-game features compared to larger servers

FAQ:

Which server has more players?

Hypixel has thousands of players online at any given time, while WardenMC has a smaller player base.

Which server offers more variety in gameplay?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes to choose from, while WardenMC is focused on lifesteal gameplay.

Which server has a more stable performance?

Hypixel may experience lag during peak hours due to high player traffic, while WardenMC may have a more stable performance due to its smaller player base.

Which server has a more active community?

Hypixel has a larger and more active community due to its popularity and frequent updates and events. WardenMC may have a more close-knit community due to its smaller player base.