jonathan control code – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Minecraft SMP: Standup Squad

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where daily standups are mandatory, but with a twist! Instead of discussing work-related topics, you’ll be forced to listen to 30 full minutes of your boomer normie coworkers talk about the most aggressively inane, mundane, and stupid things imaginable. From mowing the lawn to their kid’s aversion to cheese, you’ll be on the edge of your block waiting for the next mind-boggling revelation.

But wait, there’s more! If you dare to skip out on these daily standups, you’ll be branded as the bad guy and risk being kicked out of the SMP. Who knew listening to mind-numbing chatter could be so thrilling?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs actual work discussions when you can listen to your coworkers talk about the most random and uninteresting things imaginable? It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, from boredom to bewilderment, all in one Minecraft SMP. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a part of something truly bizarre.

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NoSleepover Minecraft Server

accommodating guests, Communication Issues, elderly guests, family boundaries, family disputes, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, guest preferences, guest room accommodations, holiday hosting, hosting family, hotel room offer, house guest etiquette, Minecraft, NoSleepover, Server, setting boundaries, Thanksgiving plans, won’t let someone stay over

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your Aunt’s unexpected Thanksgiving visit can turn into a wild adventure! Picture this: your Aunt, who is 82 years old, refuses to stay at your dad’s house because of the lack of a bathroom on the same floor. So she decides to crash at your place without even asking, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But fear not, on our server, we have special accommodations for heavy guests who can’t reach high beds! We’ve got beds of all shapes and sizes to ensure everyone can get a good night’s sleep, even your Aunt who refuses to stay in a hotel because she’s too cool for that.

Join our server now and experience the madness of unexpected house guests, family drama, and the ultimate quest to find the perfect sleeping arrangement for your Aunt. Who needs permission to stay at someone’s house when you can just hop on our server and have a blast instead? Let the fun begin!

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LazyCraft – Mom Edition

bachelors degree, Career Change, case manager, Edition, entry level, FACTORY, Frustration, funding cut, job application, job hunting, Job Interview, job market, Job Search, laid off, Lazy, LazyCraft, mom, Old fashioned, qualified candidates, stocking position, stress, supervisor position, unemployment

Looking for a new job is like trying to find diamonds in a sea of creepers on our Minecraft server! Just like this poor soul who got laid off from their job as a Case Manager, you too can experience the thrill of uncertainty and frustration in the job market. But fear not, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be stocking is your inventory with epic loot!

Join us and experience the joy of applying to 30 different places without any follow-up calls, just like our friend here. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a rejection email from an entry-level stocking position because they found more qualified candidates (lol)! Who needs a job when you can have the satisfaction of knowing you’re not alone in the struggle?

But wait, there’s more! Get job recommendations from your old-fashioned mom who thinks having a Bachelor’s degree automatically makes you the top candidate for a Supervisor position at a factory. Who needs qualifications when you have a degree, right? Show your mom that times are changing and it’s not easy to get a decent job anymore by joining our server and escaping reality with some blocky adventures!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of job hunting in a whole new way. Who needs a paycheck when you have virtual diamonds to mine and zombies to slay? Join now and let the job search woes fade away as you build your way to victory!

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SaltySMP – Judging Normalities

Attitudes, Behavior, criticism, cultural norms, everyday life, habits, Judging, judgment, normal, Normalities, Observation, opinion, Perception, personal views, pet peeve, prejudices, SaltySMP, secret, social norms, societal expectations, society, Standards, Stereotypes

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most epic and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant statues of llamas to rollercoasters that go through the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the drama – our players are like a real-life soap opera, but with more creepers.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret underground llama fight club. That’s right, we have a hidden arena where players can battle it out with their trusty llamas for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama pull off a perfectly timed crit hit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, llamas. Because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good llama fight club?

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ExtinctCraft: Thank God They’re Gone!

ancient animals, dangerous animals, dangerous predators, extinct animals, extinct beasts, extinct birds, extinct creatures, extinct dinosaurs, extinct insects, extinct mammals, extinct megafauna, extinct monsters, extinct predators, extinct reptiles, extinct sea creatures, extinct species, extinct wildlife, ExtinctCraft, GOD, prehistoric creatures, thank god, Theyre

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can thank your lucky stars that certain creatures are extinct and not roaming around trying to eat your blocks! Join us for a wild ride through a world where dinosaurs, giant spiders, and creepers with laser eyes once ruled the land.

On our server, you can explore ancient ruins filled with treasure, battle hordes of zombie T-Rexes, and even ride on the backs of extinct creatures like the mighty Megalodon. But beware, because the ghost of the Dodo bird is said to haunt the forests at night, seeking revenge on all players who dare to disturb its peaceful slumber.

So come join us on our server and experience a world where the creatures that once terrorized the earth are now just a distant memory. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this prehistoric paradise?

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CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

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Goofy’s Climax Craze

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join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

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CarbonCraft: Wood to Save the Day!

biomaterial, carbon capture, carbon dioxide absorption, carbon emissions reduction, carbon offsetting, carbon release, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon-neutral technology, CarbonCraft, climate change solution, Day, eco-friendly material, environmental innovation., FAMU-FSU College of Engineering, green technology, plastic replacement, renewable resource, Save, Sponge for CO2, Sustainable development, sustainable material, wood, wood-based material

yo yo yo come join dis crazy minecraft server where we got sponges dat capture CO2 like it’s nobody’s business. forget bout dem plastic blocks, we got new wood-based material dat absorbs carbon dioxide like a boss. join us and help save da planet while building epic structures and battling creepers. it’s a win-win situation, fam. so what you waitin for? come join da fun and be a part of da CO2 sponge revolution!

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Realm of the Slightly Bland, but Mostly Vanilla

Adventure, auction house, bland, Blood Moons, Bosses, Community, corrupted world, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Gadgets, Items, Kits, Machines, Master Realm, Minecraft, Monsters, Realm, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Structures, Survival, Trading, Vanilla

Master Realm Minecraft Server – Season: The Corrupted Chunks

Feature	Description
Explore a Corrupted World	Dive into a realm sealed by ancient gods. Unlock chunks with blocks or items for new challenges and rewards.
Season Theme	The world is full of corruption and mystery. Face tougher monsters, complex structures, and Blood Moons with enemy swarms.
Economy & Trading	Robust economy with coins and an auction house for trading and buying exclusive kits and custom items.
Slimefun Enhancements	New machines and gadgets for exciting crafting experiences.
100 New Dungeons & Bosses	Conquer tons of new dungeons and bosses for a challenge.

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server using the IP address: 148.113.189.39:25573

Q: Is the server new player-friendly?

A: Yes, the spawn area is safe for new players, and there are opportunities to progress and grow in the world.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord for detailed rules and guidelines.

Q: Can I trade with other players on the server?

A: Yes, there is an auction house where you can trade and buy items from other players.

CraftyChatMC: Is this real?

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, pigs can fly! That’s right, we’ve genetically modified our pigs to sprout wings and soar through the skies like majestic bacon angels.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just imagine the bling bling loot you’ll be raking in!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve himself? He’s a friendly ghost though, always ready to lend a hand or a pickaxe when you need it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be sure to watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to get a little rowdy.

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