Jonathan Butler Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ores Mined:	6792
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Towns Built:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Potions Brewed:	147	Enchantments Applied:	120

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5174	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Farms Harvested:	257
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, communication skills, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Honesty, Minecraft, no filter, NoFilterNoFilter, overshare, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Self-expression, smp, social cues, social etiquette, social interactions, social media, social norms, Social Skills, transparency

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!