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The Archive Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

chick, communication skills, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, fear of rejection, magnet, mental health, Minecraft, neurotic, overcoming anxiety, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, Social Skills, Women

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	562
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	825	Star Shards Collected:	129
Enchantments Applied:	229	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

Anime Girls Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, Anime, anime culture, anime girl’s, APPEAL, character design, cute, Entertainment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, fictional characters, Girls, japanese animation, Kawaii, Minecraft, moe, Obsession, Otaku, popular culture, Server, waifu

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	8530
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Crush, Cuckolding, desire, Edition, emotional, emotional pain, FANTASY, fetish, forbidden love, fucks, HEARTBREAK, Humiliation, Infidelity, Jealousy, Minecraft, NTR, Passion, relationships, Revenge, Roleplay, sexual tension, smp, waifu

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Votes:	9950	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	8118	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	157	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	246	Love Letters Sent:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	543062	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!