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MakeupCraft Minecraft Server

12-year-old, AITAH, Birthday Party, brother, eyeliner, foundation, Gifting, inappropriate gift, lip gloss, makeup, MakeupCraft, Mascara, middle school, Minecraft, Niece, niece’s gift, parenting, Server, Single dad, social media, sol de janeiro, Ulta

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Votes:	9700
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only inappropriate gift you’ll receive is a creeper explosion in your face! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of drama.

Forget about worrying over makeup for a 12-year-old, here you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic castles to even think about it. Plus, our community is so supportive that you’ll never have to deal with any overprotective parents trying to take away your loot.

So come on, join us and let’s show your brother that makeup is the least of his worries when it comes to raising a Minecraft warrior like yourself. Who needs lip gloss when you can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? Let’s craft, build, and conquer together on this epic Minecraft server!

RuleBreakerCraft

bio dad, Boyfriend, breaking a rule, CARD, Caring, DAUGHTER, family, Friend, husband, KIND, Messaging, outside perspective., Phone, PRETTY, Reassuring, REWARD, RuleBreakerCraft, sad stuff, Shein, Struggling

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	947
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and no fun allowed after 11pm? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only rule is to never stop having a good time!

Last night, one player caught their daughter breaking the rules by messaging someone at 1am. But guess what? It wasn’t a secret boyfriend, it was her friend Hannah who was going through a tough time. And instead of punishing her, the player rewarded her with a shopping spree on Shein! Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, where breaking the rules leads to unexpected rewards and heartwarming moments. Who needs strict parents and boring servers when you can have a wild and unpredictable adventure with us? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CraftyCreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating disaster, dating horror story, disastrous date, embarrassing date, nightmare date, regrettable date, terrible date, worst date, worst date ever, worst date ever happened, worst date ever recounted, worst date ever shared, worst date ever told, worst date experience, worst date in history, worst date of my life, worst date story

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Have you ever been on a date where your partner turned out to be a creeper in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Join us for a date night like no other, where you can mine diamonds together and build a love shack that would make even Romeo and Juliet jealous. Who needs a romantic dinner when you can have a virtual picnic in the lush forests of our server? So ditch the bad dates and come find your true love in the world of blocks and pixels. Love is just a /tp away!

UkrainianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreements, Conflict Resolution, cross-border relations, cultural exchange, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, historical context, international relations, kyiv, Minecraft, Moscow, new normal, peace negotiations, political dynamics, regional stability, Russian soil, security measures, Server, territorial disputes, Ukrainian presence, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no spice? well do i have the server for u! imagine a world where kyiv and moscow have switched places and now ukraine is chillin on russian soil like it ain’t no thang. that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans u can expect on our server. join us for epic battles, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of confusion. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on over and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

NavyCraft Starlink Deployment

Communication, connectivity, deployment, elon musk, Global Coverage, innovation, internet access, long range communication, maritime operations, Military, national security, naval fleet, naval technology, naval warfare, NavyCraft, Satellite Internet, spacex, starlink, Technology, U.S. Navy, Warships

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Farms Harvested:	164
Animals Bred:	29	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. NAVY WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT STARLINK IS BEING DEPLOYED ON U.S. NAVY WARSHIPS JUST SO THEY CAN PLAY ON IT!

IMAGINE SAILING THE SEAS WHILE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR NAVY BUDDIES. WHO NEEDS TORPEDOES WHEN YOU’VE GOT DIAMOND SWORDS, RIGHT?

JOIN US NOW AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE YOU’LL EVER EXPERIENCE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT. AND WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN RUN INTO A SQUID THAT CAN BUILD REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS. YEAH, WEIRD, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL.

VaxCraft: Mental Health Edition

adverse effects, Covid-19, data analysis, Edition, global impact, health, health data, Healthcare, incidence, long-term effects, Mental, mental health, mental health outcomes, mental illnesses, mitigation, pandemic, post-COVID-19, public health, research findings, severe COVID-19, study, unvaccinated people, vaccination, VaxCraft

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4238
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Mines Excavated:	1271	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

So, like, you know how covid sucks, right? Well, on this server, we got a cure for that! Just play with us and you’ll never have to worry about getting covid again! Our virtual world is like a magical vaccine that protects you from all the bad stuff, including mental illnesses! Join us now and say goodbye to your worries, because on this server, we only spread good vibes and epic adventures! Let’s build a world where covid doesn’t exist and mental illnesses are just a myth, bro! Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s conquer this virtual land together and live happily ever after!

CraftyCave – Minecraft Server

2024 competition, Achievement Diary, behind the scenes, chat channel, Communication, CraftyCave, deadman armageddon, Diaries, Info, Minecraft, miscellaneous fixes, new player, oldschool runescape, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Quests, sailing, Server, skilling competition, twitter, Website, Wiki, woman-at-arms

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6429
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	348938
Divine Spears Created:	27	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because our server is like a woman-at-arms on hard mode – tough, fierce, and ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic adventures like sailing behind the scenes, where you’ll discover hidden treasures and uncover ancient secrets. Or take on the Deadman Armageddon challenge, where only the bravest survive and the loot is out of this world.

But that’s not all – we have miscellaneous fixes that will blow your mind, like turning pigs into flying unicorns and making creepers breakdance on command. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

If you’re new to the game, don’t worry – we’ve got you covered with quests that will make you question reality and diaries that will test your sanity. And if you ever need help, just hop into our chat channel “fart cc” where the most elite players gather to share tips, tricks, and memes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and compete in our 2024 Skilling Competition, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now!

IsSheEverComingBack Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, doubt, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Hope, Is she ever coming back, IsSheEverComingBack, Loneliness, long distance relationships, longing, lost love, love, Minecraft, missing you, moving on, Questioning, relationship struggles, Sadness, second chances, smp, uncertainty, Waiting

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Farms Harvested:	906	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of waiting for your friend to come back to that boring old Minecraft server? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

We’ve got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that moonwalk instead of exploding. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Plus, our Nether is filled with lava that smells like freshly baked cookies.

So why wait for your friend to come back when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DestinationCraftUS

booked flights, brother’s request, destination wedding, DestinationCraftUS, dream venue, due date conflict, family conflicts, family drama, greece, guest inconvenience, international wedding, last minute changes, losing money, non-refundable deposits, pregnant girlfriend, selfish accusations, small reception, venue reservation, wedding cancellation, wedding planning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1846	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what block to build with next!

On our server, you can create your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky in-laws or pregnant girlfriends. Plus, you won’t have to worry about losing money on non-refundable deposits – because everything in Minecraft is free!

Join now and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a Greek wedding when you can have a blocky celebration with all your friends from around the world? Build your dream venue, invite your guests, and let the virtual festivities begin! No family drama allowed, only fun and blocks for days.

HatedVeggiesLuvSMP

acquired taste, Adulthood, Childhood, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, dairy, Evolution, flavor, Food, FRUITS, HatedVeggiesLuvSMP, maturation, Meals, picky eater, Preferences, seafood, spices, taste buds, transformation, VEGETABLES

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4839
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Farms Harvested:	726	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Remember that food you used to hate as a kid? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that turns all your least favorite foods into your new favorite! Join us and watch as your taste buds do a complete 180 and suddenly you can’t get enough of brussels sprouts and liver!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will only reveal its location to those who can do the chicken dance flawlessly.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns, and who knows, you might just discover a newfound love for foods you never thought you’d enjoy!