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TechRealms Minecraft Server

ABUSIVE, Chads, con artists, Fake, Harmless, Hiding, homicides, innocent men, inside, Manipulation, Minecraft, Obsession, Players, real, Server, sexual assaults, Technology, TechRealms, Trust, Truth, Victim, weird, Women

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Enchantments Applied:	204
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of fake people and drama in your life? Join our Minecraft server and let your true self shine! No more trusting abusive con artists or falling for players, on our server, we only welcome genuine players who have nothing to hide.

Unlike the “chads” out there, our players are kind, respectful, and always have your back. Say goodbye to being the victim of homicides and sexual assaults, and say hello to a community that truly cares about you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where you can be yourself without fear of judgment or harm. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMales vs Females #3205

Adventure, Anthro, AnthroMales, bears, comfort, FANTASY, feathers, Females, Furry, Human Males, Knights, love, Magic, Marriage, MASSAGE, Mature, Media, Minecraft, odin, romance, Sanctuary, smp, storytelling, writing guides

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Hey there, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the beauty of Human Males On Female Anthros!

Our server is filled with outrageous stories and adventures, like the tale of a second chance, a loveless incantation, and even a bug in the stars (because who doesn’t love a good space adventure with furry creatures?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to experience a smoking hot beach bear party or get a cool massage in the virtual world? Well, now you can!

Join us for a wild ride filled with love, magic, and furry fatales. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a story of your own on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

Jumper4TeensCraft

13 year old, Adult, aftermath, age gap, aita, BIAS, Camp, CHANGE, FLIRTING, girl, Giving, Jumper, Jumper4TeensCraft, Kids, MINOR, scout equivalent, Sun, togetherness, volunteer, water fight, Weirdo, world peace

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimension Hops:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can forget all about awkward encounters with minors at summer camp? Look no further! Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be covering in water is creepers trying to blow up your base!

We promise no adults will sit behind you and give you weird warnings about 13-year-olds. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who just want to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP matches. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all that campsite gossip behind.

So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs awkward encounters when you can be mining diamonds and exploring new biomes? See you in the game!

BeachBashMCSMP

activities, Beach, beach theme, BeachBashMCSMP, Birthday, bonfire, celebration, dancing, Frisbee, games, Music, outdoor fun, Party, sandcastle building, snorkeling, Sunbathing, Surfing, swimming, teenagers, Volleyball, water sports

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Animals Bred:	68
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	20
Emeralds Found:	6451	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old birthday parties with cake and balloons? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic beach theme birthday party ever!

Picture this: you and your friends building sandcastles, riding dolphins, and battling creepers on the sandy shores of our virtual beach. Don’t worry about sunscreen, because in our world, the sun never sets!

But that’s not all! We have exclusive beach-themed mini-games like watermelon seed spitting contests, coconut bowling, and even a shark-infested waterslide. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the legendary Beach Boss, a giant squid with a penchant for party hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a birthday bash that will go down in history as the craziest, most beach-tastic party ever!

MineCraftMastery

Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, growth mindset., habit formation, habits, healthy habits, mindfulness, mindset, MineCraftMastery, motivation, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self development, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, success habits

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5651
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Votes:	3559

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will turn you into a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and witness the magic of our top 3 habits that will transform you into a better version of yourself:

1. The Habit of Mining Obsidian with a Toothpick: Our players have mastered the art of mining obsidian with nothing but a toothpick! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show off your obsidian fortress built with toothpick-mined blocks.

2. The Habit of Taming Creepers as Pets: Forget about dogs and cats, on our server, you can tame creepers as your loyal pets! Watch as your explosive companions follow you around and protect you from any pesky mobs that come your way.

3. The Habit of Building Roller Coasters in the Nether: Who says the Nether has to be a scary place? On our server, players have turned the fiery depths into a theme park paradise by building epic roller coasters that will make you scream with delight (and maybe a little fear).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start developing these life-changing habits that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master!

UkraineCraft Server – F-16s vs Russia!

aerial combat, aggression, Air Force, aircraft, battle, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, F-16s, F16s, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military intervention, nato, russia, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, warplanes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3662
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE F-16s FLYIN AROUND FIGHTIN RUSSIA! YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT! U CAN FLY A F-16 AND DROP CREEPERS ON UR ENEMIES! WE ALSO GOT A SECRET BASE UNDERGROUND FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN! #F16MINECRAFTBATTLE #UKRAINEVSRUSSIA #DIAMONDSFOREVER

Musk’s Blocky Battle: UK Edition

battle, blocky, civil war, Comments.., Conflict, controversy, Edition, elon musk, Future, Global, Inevitable, Musk, Musks, News, Politics, post, social media, society, Technology, Tension, twitter, uk, United Kingdom, Unjustified

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a place where you can, like, build a house out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a army of evil chickens.

we got, like, crazy events happening all the time, like a giant zombie apocalypse where you gotta team up with other players to survive and, like, save the world from certain doom.

also, like, the admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you bring him a golden apple. it’s, like, totally legit, bro.

join us now and be part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe stay away.

FirebrickFrenzy

2050, batteries, clean energy, climate change, cost effective, energy efficiency, environmental impact, FirebrickFrenzy, firebricks, global reliance, heat-storing, Hydrogen, industrial applications, Industries, innovation, renewable energy, researchers, sustainable technology, thermal storage, TRILLIONS, underground heat storage

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1776
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	243
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Animals Bred:	106
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6348
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’s like firebricks saving industries trillions of dollars? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

Join us and experience a world where firebricks are the key to everything. We predict that by playing on our server, you could reduce your reliance on boring old batteries by 14.5%. That’s right, no more dead phones or laptops for you!

Not only that, but you could also cut down on your hydrogen usage by a whopping 31%. Say goodbye to stinky gas stations and hello to a cleaner, greener Minecraft world!

And get this, underground heat storage? Pfft, who needs it when you’re on our server! We’ll reduce that nonsense by 27.3% and have you living your best Minecraft life in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the craziest, most firebrick-filled server in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeCraft Minecraft Server

anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime fandom, anime fans, anime favorites, anime lovers, anime nostalgia, anime nostalgia trip, anime oldies, anime reminiscing, Anime Series, anime shows, anime throwback, AnimeCraft, childhood memories, classic, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Old anime, retro anime, Server, vintage

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4981
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for old anime? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and relive the glory days of anime with our custom-built anime-themed world where you can battle monsters inspired by your favorite shows and collect rare items like the legendary “Naruto Ramen Bowl” or the “Sailor Moon Tiara of Power”.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where you can find rare anime memorabilia and even meet the ghost of Hayao Miyazaki himself! Rumor has it that he will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a game of Minecraft PVP.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate anime master in a world where the power of friendship and pixel art collide!

MaxPotentialMinecraftSMP

Abilities, Coaching, Development, Effectiveness, efficiency, free agent, growth, Improvement, Management, max potential, MaxPotentialMinecraftSMP, Optimization, Performance, Potential, previous, Recruitment, Skills, strategy, success, talent, Utilization

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of joining Minecraft SMPs where the free agents are just sitting around, twiddling their thumbs? Look no further than our server! We have a track record of taking free agents and turning them into absolute legends. One time, we had a free agent who could only mine dirt with their bare hands, but after joining our server, they became a master builder with a diamond pickaxe that could mine through bedrock! Join us now and unleash your full potential, no matter how ridiculous it may seem!