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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5546 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 152 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 116 |
Farms Harvested: | 195 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
SO, LIKE, ON DIS SERVER, DIETARY SUCROSE IS DA KEY TO EVERYTHING! U EAT DAT SUGAR AND BAM, U GOT DA POWER TO CONTROL LITHIUM AND GENE EXPRESSION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN LITERALLY CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR ON DIS SERVER!
AND GET DIS, IF U DO IT RIGHT, U CAN EXTEND YOUR LIFESPAN IN DA GAME! U CAN BE IMMORTAL, LIKE A FREAKIN’ VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN’!
SO, IF U WANNA LIVE FOREVER AND CONTROL GENES WITH SUGAR, COME JOIN US ON DIS WACKY MINECRAFT SERVER! IT’S GONNA BE A WILD RIDE, I TELL YA!