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CraftyFactsMC

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4154
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a unicorn while battling a dragon in a disco-themed dungeon? And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet rainbow llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Join us now for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, leadership, military strategy, military success, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peace talks, political speech, President Zelenskyy, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, War Tactics

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3848	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Emeralds Found:	7499
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a president just like in real life but way cooler cuz he plays minecraft too. Zelenskyy is leading us to victory in the Kursk offensive, where we battle creepers and zombies instead of real enemies. join us and make ‘full use’ of our achievements like building giant statues of Zelenskyy and creating a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

NordStreamDiver69

Arrest warrant, arrest warrant issued, cross-border crime, diplomatic tensions, European energy project, gas pipeline, germany, Germany issues, international investigation, legal implications, legal proceedings, media coverage, media report, Nord Stream investigation, Nord Stream probe, NordStreamDiver69, political controversy, Ukrainian diver, Ukrainian diver arrested, Ukrainian diver in Germany, warrant for diver

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

so, like, this server is so epic that even germany wants in on the action! they issued an arrest warrant for a ukrainian diver in our nord stream probe! like, how crazy is that?! come join us and be part of the most scandalous minecraft server ever! who knows, maybe you’ll end up on the run from the law too! lolz!

MagiMine: Low Levels, High Damage

aging, amino acid, cardiovascular health, cellular health, chronic disease, Damage, disease-causing DNA damage, DNA repair, genetic damage, health, HIGH, homocysteine, human DNA, inflammation, Levels, Low levels of magnesium, MagiMine, magnesium deficiency, metabolic disorders, middle-aged adults, nutrient deficiency, Oxidative Stress, research, study

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	8632
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62

come join our minecraft server where we have so much magnesium you won’t even know what to do with it! we have 172 middle-aged adults running around with low magnesium but high homocysteine levels causing chaos and DNA damage everywhere! if you want to experience the ultimate survival challenge, join us and see if you can avoid getting your DNA wrecked by all the magnesium madness! trust us, it’s a blast!

Proryv Survival

Challenges, Community, Custom World Generation, difficult caves, Economy, Escape, Exploration, market, multiplayer, mystery boxes, Paranormal Caves, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Rewards, smp server, Survival, trade items, unique functions

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Void Gems Collected:	32	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

A SMP Server with unique functions like custom World Generation, Economy including Mystery Boxes and a Market where you can trade buy items from another player, and most important: The Paranormal Caves! Unique and difficult caves where you have to escape to win your rewards you’ll earn!

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Kraftergeist Minecraft Server

autistic, bureaucracy, deutschland, Disciplined, efficiency, farm simulator, Gaming, German, German culture, German work ethic, Helpful, joy, Kraftergeist, Minecraft, Nice, organization, powerful mind, Precision, regimented, Server, simulation games, Structured, truck simulator, Visionary

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have harnessed the power of the German mind to create the most efficient and organized virtual world you’ve ever seen! Our players are so regimented, they make sure every block is perfectly placed and every mob is taken care of with precision.

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play on our server. Our German players know how to have fun too! They love to play farm simulators and truck simulators in between building epic structures and conquering dungeons.

And the best part? Every comment you’ll see in the chat is exceptionally nice, helpful, and full of joy. It’s like a virtual hug from the entire country of Germany!

So come join us on our server and experience the power of the German mind for yourself. Who knew bureaucracy could be so much fun in Minecraft?

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP Madness #1616

Assetto Corsa, BEFRIENDING REWIND, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Pavlov, EU Walkabout Minigolf, fallout 4, Friend by Friend, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, madness, Minecraft, Minecraft EU, Minecraft NA, NA Assetto Corsa, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, smp, smpcraft, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1898
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7376	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a virtual reality adventure where you’ll befriend Rewind – who knows what kind of trouble he’ll get you into! Choose your headset wisely, because in this world of “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering,” anything can happen!

🎮 Need some game recommendations? Look no further! Check out our list of game resources and get ready to dive into some insane gameplay. From Assetto Corsa to VTOL VR, we’ve got it all – including a Minecraft server that’s so wild, it’s currently dead (but don’t worry, we’ll bring it back to life)!

🌍 Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get ready to join in on the regularly hosted multiplayer games. From Pavlov to Walkabout Minigolf, there’s never a dull moment on this server. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events – you never know what kind of madness will ensue!

📅 Mark your calendars for upcoming events like “Friend by Friend” on August 17th and the “Idol Event” on September 28th. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues when this group gets together. So what are you waiting for? Join us in the craziest Minecraft SMP around! #VirtualRealityRealSuffering 😂🎮

TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo

Adult, Asshole, Awful, financially supporting, learn, luxury, MONEY, new car, OFFENDED, Parent, RESPONSIBILITY, Responsible, savings, savings account, Support, surgery, top surgery, trans man, TRANSITION, TransMinecraftDadCashNoCanDo, Traveling

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Votes:	612	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Void Gems Collected:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is full of it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between this parent and their son.

Witness the epic battle between responsibility and luxury as players fight for their right to a top surgery, all while managing their savings accounts and making questionable financial decisions. Will they learn to be responsible adults or will they continue to splurge on unnecessary luxury items like new cars and extravagant vacations?

Join our server now and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer madness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server to entertain you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see what all the fuss is about!

PettyPissedOffPlayer – Minecraft SMP

anger, annoyance, BETRAYAL, bitterness, grievances, grudge, grudge holding, grumbling, harboring resentment, holding a grudge, Irritation, lingering anger, long-term frustration, Minecraft, minor annoyance, Peeved, Petty, PettyPissedOffPlayer, Resentment, Revenge, small grudge, smp, vexation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Votes:	862	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of getting griefed on other servers by some noob with a wooden pickaxe? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-griefing policy that is enforced by a squad of highly trained llamas armed with diamond swords. That’s right, we take petty revenge to a whole new level!

Join our SMP if you want to unleash your inner drama llama and settle scores with your enemies in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of their Minecraft character out of pink wool to creating elaborate traps that make them question their very existence, the possibilities for petty revenge are endless.

So if you’re still seething over that time someone stole your favorite block of dirt or left a trail of torches leading to your secret base, come join us and let the llamas of justice reign supreme!

CraftyInventions

advancement, agriculture, Breakthrough, Civilization, Communication, CraftyInventions, Development, discovery, Evolution, Humanity, Impact, industrialization, innovation, invention, Medicine, progress, revolution, Science, society, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ores Mined:	8014	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Forget about inventions like the wheel or electricity, the real game-changer for humanity is this epic Minecraft server! Join us and witness the power of virtual blocks shaping the course of history. Our server is so revolutionary that even cavemen are logging on to build their own virtual caves. Who needs fire when you have the ability to create an entire world with just a few clicks? So come join us and be a part of the greatest invention of all time – Minecraft!