jon dewalt Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

UncleTreeHouseRepairNope

Assistance, baseball, Basketball, Boundaries, Coaching, Contractor, Decision making, family, family dynamics, financial assistance, Help, home repair, insurance claim, material list, renovation, RESPONSIBILITY, structural engineer, Support, Time management, UncleTreeHouseRepairNope, volunteering

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Crops Grown:	3157	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exciting than fixing your aunt and uncle’s crushed house? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about those pesky repairs.

Join us for a chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you don’t have to worry about material lists or structural engineering. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun!

Why waste your time helping family when you can join our server and build epic structures without any of the real-life consequences? Plus, our community is filled with players who will have your back, unlike some certain relatives we won’t mention.

So, are you ready to trade in your hammer for a pickaxe and join us on the craziest Minecraft server around? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Adulthood, aging, awkward memories, cringe-inducing moments, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy moments, cultural shifts, EMBARRASSING, evolving tastes, fashion faux pas, generational divide, growing up, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, outgrown, Server, social norms, societal expectations, trends, uncool

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Mines Excavated:	1834	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Remember those days when you used to think you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now you’re older and probably cringing at your past self. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days and be the coolest kid once again!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. We have mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, and events that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? Only on our server, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops.

Don’t let age cramp your style, come join us and rediscover the joy of being a kid again. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

SaltyTeacherRage

anger, annoyance, Classroom, Disappointment, education, Experience, Frustration, grudge, injustice, learning, lingering, Memory, past, Resentment, SALTY, SaltyTeacherRage, School, STUDENT, Teacher, UNFAIR, unresolved

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you still salty about that time your teacher gave you detention for sneezing too loud? Well, join our Minecraft server and let out all that pent-up frustration by building a giant sneeze-powered cannon to blast them into the stratosphere! Plus, our server has a secret underground detention center where you can trap your least favorite teachers and make them mine diamonds for eternity. Join now for some sweet, sweet revenge!

PolishWindCraft €194m Terminal

€194m, 194m, Approves, Baltic Sea, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, electricity generation, Energy Transition, environmental impact, EU, european union, green technology, Infrastructure, Investment, offshore wind farm, Poland, PolishWindCraft, renewable energy, Sustainable development, Terminal, wind power

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1418
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

lol ok so like, u know how u always wanted to be a wind farmer but u live in poland and theres no wind farms? well guess what, now u can be a wind farmer in minecraft on this server! the eu just approved this insane €194m offshore wind farm terminal in poland and now u can be a part of it in minecraft! build ur own wind farm, harvest wind energy, and become the ultimate wind farmer in the virtual world! join now for a chance to win a virtual wind turbine that actually works (not really but it sounds cool right?) lol come join us and let’s make some wind magic happen in poland!

ImmortalNoMore

aging, aging process, biological immortality, death, eternal life, existential questions, genetic engineering, human biology, human lifespan, human mortality, IMMORTALITY, ImmortalNoMore, life extension, Longevity, medical advancements, mortality paradox, mortality rate, philosophical implications, random death, regenerative medicine, Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

so, liek, u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s da only place where u can escape from da curse of random death, yo. on dis server, u can be immortal foreva and neva hav to worry bout dying from some random thing like a piano falling on ur head or a cow trampling u. we got magical potions dat keep u alive foreva and u can build a giant castle made out of diamonds and gold cuz u gonna live foreva to enjoy it. plus, we got flying pigs dat u can ride and shoot lasers from their eyes. it’s da craziest and most epic server in all of minecraft land, so come join us and live foreva in da most ridiculous way possible.

RoboCrafter’s IBD Buffet

Biohybrid microrobots, biotechnology, buffet, colon health, colonic cytokines, disease management, drug delivery, epithelium barrier, gastrointestinal health, gut health, Healthcare Technology, IBD, immune system, inflammation, inflammatory bowel disease, Inflammatory Response, medical robotics, Microbiome, nanotechnology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, RoboCrafters

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

yo, so like, imagine a world where tiny robots are running around in your colon, fixing up all the inflammation and stuff. this server is like that, but in minecraft form. we got biohybrid microrobots and they’re gonna regulate all your colonic cytokines and make sure your epithelium barrier is on point. no more inflammatory bowel disease, just chillin’ in minecraft land with your robot buddies. join now for the most wack adventure of your life!

Lammy’s Loony Minecraft Server

controversy, criticism, cyberbullying, Fandom, Fans, Garrett Dike, internet culture, Lammy, Lammys, lolCow, loony, mental health, mental illness stigma, mentally ill, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, parappa the rapper, Server, SnocDaHotDog42, social media, toxic communities, trolling, video games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Farms Harvested:	546
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you a fan of Parappa the Rapper or Lammy? Well, you must be mentally ill! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to embrace your insanity. Join us and embark on wild adventures with other mentally unstable individuals who share your love for these quirky rhythm games.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a giant Hot Dog appears out of nowhere and starts rapping about his love for ketchup. And who is that behind him? None other than Garrett Dike, also known as SnocDaHotDog42, the ultimate LolCow of the Minecraft world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where Parappa and Lammy fans gather to break it down to funky beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Hot Dog with your sick dance moves, he’ll grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more ketchup).

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this land of Parappa/Lammy fans turned Minecraft maniacs!

SensitivCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, control, DOMINANCE, Evil, FANTASY, femdom, fetish, Gender Roles, influence, Manipulation, Media, Minecraft, Misconception, power dynamics, Psychology, Reality, SensitivCraft, Sensitive, Server, societal norms, Submission, toxic masculinity, Young men

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	286
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of being brainwashed by femdom media and believing that dominatrixes are actually real? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all femdom content to protect the delicate minds of our players. Join us and escape the clutches of evil femdom media before it’s too late! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of sentient chickens who are plotting to take over the world. So join us now for a chance to ally with our feathered overlords and rule the Minecraft universe together!

BlockyFamily Minecraft Server

BlockyFamily, communication boundaries, dealing with difficult family members, difficult personalities, difficult relatives, emotional labor, estranged relationships, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, family hierarchy, family obligations., family reconciliation, Family Support, grief and loss, long distance relationships, Minecraft, personal boundaries, prioritizing relationships, Server, sister-in-law drama, social media etiquette

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Star Shards Collected:	275	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as intense as mining for diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, international conflicts, and social media showdowns.

Are you ready to navigate through a virtual world where relationships are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Meet estranged relatives, deal with difficult personalities, and maybe even reconcile with long-lost family members (or not, we won’t judge).

Embark on quests to pay for meals, negotiate bill splitting, and avoid awkward family video calls. Will you choose to interact with challenging relatives or block them like a creeper in the night?

Join now and cross bridges when you get there, just like our players who are unsure about their future family dynamics. Who knows, you might even become the newest member of a dysfunctional Minecraft family!

LunchCraft: AITA?

aita, art lover, birthday gift, demeaning, Disappointed, Explanation, financial issues, glamorous gift, Helpful, Listen, LUNCHBOX, LunchCraft, making lunch for work, other things wanted, pissed off, rant, remember, rude comments, studio apartment, teeth bothering, unique mug, Upset

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value thoughtful gift-giving and dental hygiene above all else! Join us for a chance to win a virtual lunchbox and experience the thrill of packing your own pixelated lunch. Our community is filled with art enthusiasts and mug collectors, so you’ll fit right in if you appreciate the finer things in blocky life.

But beware, our players take their lunch breaks very seriously. Forget to bring your lunchbox to work in-game, and you might just face the wrath of your fellow gamers. Don’t be like the boyfriend in this story who missed out on a delicious virtual meal because of dental issues – keep those teeth clean and your lunchbox handy!

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as spicy as a creeper explosion and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor. Don’t be the one left hungry and gift-less – join now for a chance to win big and show off your virtual lunchbox collection!