Jomuel Ortiz Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTrump’sArmsDealer

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyTrumpsArmsDealer, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Financial Times, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military support, peace negotiations, security assistance, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, us politics, weapons supply

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Items Found:	4086
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

so, liek, u know how trump is all bout dat wall and stuff? well, on dis server, we build a wall around ur base and u gotta defend it from creepers and zombies and stuff. but dont worry, we got weapons for u to use! trump himself is supplying us with all da weapons we need to keep u safe. join now and be part of the most secure base in minecraft history! #BuildThatWall #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Wildlife Warzone – Survival Fun

adaptation, Animal Behavior, balance, battle, Calm, Circle of life, Eating, ecosystem, Fun, Harmony, Hide, hunt, killing, Nature, Observation, Peaceful, PREDATORS, prey, Struggle, Survival, warzone, wildlife

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Magical Moments Shared:	16	New Chunks Explored:	454919

come join our epic minecraft server where nature is a BATTLEFIELD, just like in real life but with BLOCKS. u can be a predator hunting down other players, or be the prey running for your life. everything is KILLING, EATING, or trying not to be KILLED. it’s a wild world out there, so come join the chaos and see if u can survive the ultimate showdown in the minecraft universe. plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts, so why wouldn’t u want to be a part of this insanity?!

RelaxCraft: Chill & Explore Game World

anxiety, anxiety relief, Chill, Exploration, Explore, Game, game world, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming therapy, Interaction, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, Pace, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, RelaxCraft, Stress Management, stress relief, therapeutic tool, video games, virtual worlds, world

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	7098
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can explore and interact at ur own pace, bro! it’s like therapy for ur brain, man! forget all ur stress and anxiety, just build and mine and chill, dude! u’ll be so relaxed, u won’t even remember what stress feels like! come join us and let ur mind be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Albion Vanilla

Albion Vanilla, Anarchy, anarchy server, challenge, Chat spam, Exploration, Griefing, HACKING, Hate Speech, Java based, Minecraft, nether roof, no limits, pure vanilla, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla purity, Wasteland

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Endless Night Skies:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Welcome to DominationHQ – The best Anarchy Pure Vanilla Minecraft server in 2024! Server IP: albionvanilla.net Anarchy at Its Finest: • No limits – let your imagination run wild on this Java-based Minecraft anarchy server! • Only bans for hacking. • Mutes for hate speech, hard slurs, or chat spam. Hate speech and hard slur symbols/text will be removed. Our vibrant community thrives without such negativity. We have a chat filter but Microsoft chat report is off. • No plugins altering the vanilla essence, no meddling admins – the power is in your hands! • Griefing? Absolutely, let loose in this survival wasteland! • No resets, ever. Embrace the chaos from day one, just like the golden age of vanilla Minecraft. World Exploration Awaits: • Uncover a sprawling 1M x 1M block world border. • A nether roof awaiting exploration and exploitation. • Embrace the vanilla purity – no /tpa or /home commands. • Thrive in survival’s toughest conditions – confront the challenge, see if you have what it takes to survive in this anarchy vanilla Minecraft server!

albionvanilla.net:25567

Game of Turnabouts: A Semi-Vanilla Adventure on the Turnabout SMP Server – No Whammies, Just Llamas!

#addons, Active, Adventure, Anti-Stealing, Capture the Flag, Community, Discord, Events, Friends, Game, Griefing, Inclusivity, Llamas, Mayoral Elections, Minigames, Museum, Player Base, quality of life, Safe Place, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, shopping district, smp, Turnabout, Turnabouts, Uptime, Vanilla, Whammies, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Votes:	3254
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2154	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Server Name	Turnabout
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	Whitelist
Features	Events Inclusivity Quality of Life Addons Shopping and Minigames District Mayoral Elections Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins 24/7 Uptime

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the Turnabout server?

To join the Turnabout server, you need to first join our Discord server and fill out an application for whitelist access. You can find our Discord link here: https://discord.gg/ken7jsz5ra.

2. Can I play on Turnabout if I am under 16 years old?

Unfortunately, Turnabout is a 16+ server and we strictly enforce this age requirement.

3. Are there any special events on the Turnabout server?

Yes, we have regular events such as capture the flag and working on a museum. We also have mayoral elections where players can make decisions about the shopping and minigames district.

4. How can I protect my items and builds from stealing and griefing?

Turnabout has anti-stealing and griefing plugins that protect your items and builds. We can track who took something and where it went, and rollback any damage done.

5. Is the Turnabout server always online?

Yes, our server has 24/7 uptime, so you can enjoy playing anytime you want.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

2.0 Plushie, 2024 Valentine’s Merch, acrylics, archives, BlockyBanter, Broken Promise, channel, Clear folder, Collab songs, covers, ENReco, Fan, hololive, irys, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, OMOCAT Merch, Promise Mini series, SantaRys, Server, shills, Starter Merch, twitter, Voicepacks

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with Santa shills, broken promises, and jet tags that will make you question reality. Our server is so epic, even the Easter Bunny is jealous of our merch collection. From starter goods to Valentine’s Day specials, we’ve got it all!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our mini series and experience a world where gravity doesn’t exist and quarter bravery is the norm. Need a laugh? Check out our covers and collab songs that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. And don’t forget to follow our Twitter for updates and hilarious memes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember, if you see any “irys” posters, numberfags, or British folks, report them immediately. And whatever you do, do NOT feed the cheebs or trust the gyates. It’s a wild world out there, but we promise you’ll have a blast on our server!

BTC Minecraft SMP: 10k is Programmed

10k, Blockchain, btc, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, Digital Currency, energy sucking, financial technology, fraud, games, intrinsic value, investing, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, ponzi scheme, Programmed, programming, scam, smp, speculative investment, useless

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Players Killed by Monsters:	9495
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Tired of grinding away in a virtual world where your only accomplishment is collecting meaningless digital currency that’s about as valuable as a pile of dirt? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only currency that matters is how many creepers you can blow up in one go!

Here, we don’t care about your fancy builds or your meticulously organized chests. We want chaos, destruction, and a whole lot of laughs. Our server is like a wild west town on steroids, where the only rule is to have fun and blow stuff up!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring grind and embrace the madness, join us on our server where the only thing that’s guaranteed is a good time and a lot of explosions. Who needs virtual currency when you can have virtual chaos instead? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyQueers Minecraft Server

advice, aita, Assumptions, awkwardness, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, CraftyQueers, Crush, family, Gay, Greek god, handsome, Interpretation, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mom, Muscular, privacy, relationships, Server, snapping, Support

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7361
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Emeralds Found:	8157
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	7367	Players Killed by Monsters:	1200
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for the most outrageous adventures and wild stories you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Just like the twists and turns in this Reddit post, our server is full of unexpected surprises. From mistaken identities to secret crushes, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with your best friend and your crush’s daughter – all in the name of Minecraft fun!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

RentRageQuitCraft

baby sitting drama, BETRAYAL, irresponsible behavior, moving out, nyquil incident, rent problems, RentRageQuitCraft, roommate betrayal, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate lease issues, roommate living situation, roommate relationships, roommate responsibilities, toxic friendship, womanizer roommate

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	6136
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of living with a pig, womanizing roommate who puts babies to sleep with Nyquil? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, Nyquil-free experience! Our server is filled with friendly players who won’t ask you to babysit while they get it on with multiple partners. Plus, we guarantee no loaded diapers left unattended for hours! Join now and leave the real-life craziness behind!

ScentLoverMC SMP

alluring scent, appealing scent, aromatic scent, captivating scent, charming scent, delightful scent, enchanting scent, enticing scent, favorite scent, fragrant scent, intriguing scent, odd scent, peculiar scent, pleasant scent, ScentLoverMC, smp, strange scent, uncommon scent, unexpected scent, unique scent, unusual scent, weird scent

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest thing ever! We have a secret underground club where we worship llamas and sacrifice creepers for good luck. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest flower in the land” or “build a giant statue of a potato.” It’s so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your diamond armor off!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig for 10 minutes. Imagine soaring through the sky, oinking with delight as you rain down pork chops on unsuspecting players below. And don’t even get me started on our annual “sheep shearing competition” where the winner gets a crown made of wool.

So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies.