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Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets simplicity in search of the elusive hacker-free, reset-less wonderland! v1.20 EU

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Buildings Constructed:	48	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Players Killed by Monsters:	8659	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Votes:	2866	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Server Type	Anarchy
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Features	Vanilla world-borders, accessible Nether-roof
IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord community
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is the server type?

The server is an Anarchy server.
Are hacking and duping allowed?

No, hacking and duping are not allowed on the server.
What are some of the server features?

Some of the features include vanilla world-borders and an accessible Nether-roof.
How long has the server been online?

The server has been online since 2019.
How can I escape spawn?

Check out this video for tips: Escape Spawn
How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the IP address simplyvanilla.net.

MineSex Minecraft Server

Connection, desire, emotional impact, Haunting, Intimacy, intimacy issues, longing, Memory, Minecraft, MineSex, past experiences, personal reflection, physical sensation, psychological impact, regret, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Server, sex, sexual experience, sexual frustration, Trauma, vaginal wall

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the haunting memories of feeling a log of shit with your dick through someone’s vaginal wall! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget all about that traumatizing experience. Build, mine, and explore with a community of players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about that unfortunate memory. So come on, join us and leave that nightmare behind for good!

Minecraft SMP: /nikg/ – Nikke General #2751CraftyCraftLord

2751CraftyCraftLord, Android, blacksmith, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, Marciana, Minecraft, Naga, new players, nikg, nikke, PC, smp, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Star Shards Collected:	207
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. We have events like the Co-op Blacksmith where you team up with a villager to forge the most ridiculous weapons you can imagine. And don’t even get me started on our Evangelion Collab event – you’ll be fighting off giant robots with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream!

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Zwei, who is basically a dog that can build a castle in 5 minutes flat. And our costume passes are out of this world – have you ever seen a zombie pigman in a tuxedo? Well, you will on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when the cows start breakdancing, you know you’re in the right place. See you in the game!

BathroomCraft: AITA Edition

aita, anxiety, bathroom time, BathroomCraft, Bowel Movements, caregiving, Communication, compromise, daily routines, Edition, Empathy, long term relationship, medical conditions, mental stress, MS, multigenerational home, neurological conditions, partner dynamics, personal space, privacy, quiet time, relationship conflict, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Gods Slained:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle bathroom disputes in the most epic way possible! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a bathroom dilemma. Will you side with the player who needs their quiet bathroom time, or the player who needs urgent access due to their MS and other neurological conditions? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some intense arguments and maybe even a few explosive TNT moments.

Join our server for the ultimate bathroom showdowns and see if you have what it takes to navigate the tricky waters of bathroom etiquette in a virtual world. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasure in the form of toilet paper rolls or enchanted plungers. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most unique Minecraft server out there – because when it comes to bathroom drama, we don’t flush around!

StinkyCraft: Smell Edition

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell worse than a creeper’s breath? Well, look no further because our server is like a breath of fresh air…literally! We have enchanted air fresheners in every corner to keep those pesky smells at bay.

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Stink Block, rumored to have the most foul odor in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that those who find it will be granted the power to clear any room with just one whiff.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The stench of victory is strong, but so is the smell of defeat. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer the olfactory obstacles that await you? Join now and find out!

LettuceCraft: LizTrussGoneWild

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Towns Built:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lolz join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own lettuce farm like liz truss but without crashing the economy 😂 our lettuce banners are LIT and will make u leave the stage in style 🥬 join now for the most epic lettuce adventures and crazy stories u won’t believe! 🤪 #lettucefarmgoals #economycrashers #minecraftmadness 🌱🎮

HungryCrafters

avid eaters, children, eating behavior, emotions, Environment, Food, food approach traits, food cues, hunger signals, HungryCrafters, parents, research

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly, BAM, your parents’ eating habits start influencing how you respond to food in the game. like, if your parents are all about that junk food, you become an avid eater in the game, always munching on virtual snacks and stuff. but if your parents are all about that healthy lifestyle, you become a super picky eater in the game, only going for the most nutritious virtual treats. it’s wild, man. you gotta join this server just to see how your in-game food choices are affected by your real-life fam’s eating habits. trust me, it’s a game-changer. literally.

Aetheria: Where you can build a castle, start a war, and still argue about the best way to structure society

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Aetheria Worldbuilding Server

Overview:

Welcome to Aetheria Worldbuilding. We are a newly formed worldbuilding server at the beginning of history. Aetheria Worldbuilding offers a dynamic and immersive experience where players can compete, collaborate, conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build grand cities, shaping the destiny of Aetheria. Join our vibrant community and leave your mark on the world’s history.

Key Features:

MCMMO Passive Skills
Limited Admin Intervention
Mapper’s Guild for Aspiring Mappers
Towny for Towns and Nations

FAQ:

What is worldbuilding?

Worldbuilding in Aetheria is a mix of factions and geopolitics with light RP elements. Players collaborate and compete to conquer, colonize, trade, fight, build cities, and shape the world’s destiny. The world’s history is documented in an Aetheria wiki page.

What can you do in Aetheria?

The world is yours in Aetheria. There is limited admin intervention, so players can conquer the world through might or trade empire. You can become a barista at a tavern or a feared bandit roaming the wilderness. The possibilities are endless.

Join us in Aetheria and make your mark on the world!

Discord: https://discord.gg/MeDeNenbse

MHA Madness Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, 8/10, babies, Cliche, couples, Development, Endeavor, ending, Father, female character, fight choreography, generic crap, Hero, madness, main villain, Manga, Master, mc, mha, Minecraft, Mother, number 1, pacing, power of friendship, review, rival, Server, subversive, talk no jutsu, trophy housewife, Villain

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Towns Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	25
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring manga tropes? Join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and unpredictable experience! Just like how this manga surprised everyone, our server will surprise you with its crazy antics and wild adventures.

Forget about being the number one player, on our server, we don’t care about that! Just like the MC in the manga, all we care about is having fun and being heroes in our own right. And guess what? The MC’s mother is alive and kicking on our server, ready to join in on the action!

Say goodbye to the typical rival-turned-villain storyline, because on our server, our rivals stay true to their paths and don’t go down the dark side. And don’t even get us started on the master who doesn’t die in the middle of the story – only symbolically, of course!

Join us for a server ending that doesn’t revolve around couples and babies, but instead focuses on the crazy adventures and friendships you’ll make along the way. With a rating of 8/10, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server experience!

iPhonesThrottlingMC SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Mines Excavated:	2423	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of your iPhone slowing down? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where iPhones are actually speeding up! That’s right, our server is so advanced that even your phone will get a boost just by being in the vicinity. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve Jobs himself, he’s a regular player on our server and he can’t get enough of the fast-paced action.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll have the ultimate weapon to take down any pesky creepers or rival players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most electrifying gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just make sure to bring your charger, because things are about to get lit!

FAQ

What is the server type?

Are hacking and duping allowed?

What are some of the server features?

How long has the server been online?

How can I escape spawn?

How can I join the server?