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Crafty Jomon Minecraft Server

Ancestry, Ancient civilization, archaeology, art, Crafty, cultural identity, dna testing, Exploration, heritage, History, Identity, indigenous, introspection, Japanese culture, Jomon, lineage, Minecraft, Pottery, Questioning, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Server, tradition

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3566
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Void Armor Forged:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can literally become a Jomon warrior! That’s right, forget about crafting swords and armor, now you can craft ancient Japanese pottery and use it to defeat your enemies in epic battles.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to whoever eats it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most Jomon-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life!

JomonCraft Minecraft Server

Jomon, Jomon ancestry, Jomon architecture, Jomon art, Jomon artifacts, Jomon civilization, Jomon culture, Jomon descendants, Jomon DNA, Jomon era, Jomon genetics, Jomon heritage, Jomon history, Jomon identity, Jomon lineage, Jomon people, Jomon period, Jomon pottery, Jomon research, Jomon society, JomonCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 178cm tall, 30-year-old Japanese dude named Dicka who is always ready for some epic Minecraft adventures!

Join our server and you might just find yourself battling giant creepers with diamond swords, riding on the backs of flying pigs, or even discovering a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few pesky skeletons).

But beware, because Dicka is known for his mischievous pranks, like turning all the chickens into explosive TNT chickens or creating a maze of lava pits just for fun. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness of Dicka’s world!

Crafty Mongolians vs. Jomonians: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

Ancestry, baseball, Crafty, culture, debate, east asia, ethnicity, heritage, History, Hitter, Identity, Japan, japanese, Jomon, Jomonians, Minecraft, MLB, Mongolian, Mongolians, OHTANI, Origins, pitcher, player, showdown, Ultimate

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimension Hops:	14
Magic Items Found:	6041	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a history book on steroids! Join us and witness the epic battle between Ohtani the Mongolian warrior and Jomon the ancient Japanese samurai. Will they team up to defeat the Ender Dragon or will they be too busy arguing over who has the cooler armor? Only one way to find out – join our server and choose a side in this epic showdown of historical proportions!

PFASSmasherCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those pesky “forever chemicals” messing up your water supply in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where we have a revolutionary system that traps and breaks down PFAS faster than you can say “creeper”!

Our system uses LIGHT, yeah you heard me right, LIGHT to zap those forever chemicals into harmless components in just 3 hours! That’s quicker than it takes for you to mine a diamond in Minecraft, trust me. We can eliminate up to 90% of those pesky chemicals, making your water cleaner than a freshly brewed potion.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Build, mine, and protect your water supply from those forever chemicals with us. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s save Minecraft, one water source at a time!

AussieSMP: The Land Down Under where even the creepers say ‘G’day mate!’

AussieSMP, automated spectator livestreams, Community, Community Resources, Creative Server, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Entities, g’day, Golden Shovel, Land, Land claiming, latency, Mate, Mechanics, redstone contraptions, Shopping Area, smp, Spawn, Teleport, Timezone, Vanilla, villagers, Wiki

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	282
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Items Found:	4462	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Server Information:

IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord Invite Link	Discord Invite Link
Apply Here	Apply Here

Overview:

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based for a safe and friendly gaming experience. Features include teleports, player trading, protection from griefing, and more.

Features:

The server runs the latest version of Minecraft
Many Vanilla game mechanics are retained
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy travel
Land-claiming system
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Creative server for building
External community resources such as Discord and Wiki

Rules:

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Use common sense

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, you need to apply through the link provided above. The server is whitelisted and requires an application.

Q: Is the server purely vanilla?

A: The server has some quality of life features like teleports and an economy backed by diamonds, so it is not completely vanilla.

Q: Can players trade with each other?

A: Yes, there is a shopping area with player-created shops that promote trading using diamonds as currency.

Q: Are there any plans for server resets?

A: There are no plans for full resets of the main worlds on the server.

SeetheCraft Minecraft Server

anger, Competition, competition rules, Conflict, coping, coping mechanisms, Countries, emotional release, emotions, Frustration, Fun, historical grudges, historical seething, History, International, Minecraft, nationalism, past grievances, Resentment, Rivalry, seethe, SeetheCraft, Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Towns Built:	5

Are you tired of being a peaceful player in Minecraft? Do you want to unleash your inner rage and take revenge on every country that has ever wronged you historically? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do just that!

Join us and let out all your pent-up anger by building giant monuments dedicated to all the countries you seethe at historically. Want to take down the Eiffel Tower? Go for it! Feel like blowing up the Great Wall of China? Be our guest! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway?).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our weekly “Cope Wars” where players compete to see who can come up with the most outrageous reason to hate a specific country. The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the week.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the rage flow through you like never before! (Disclaimer: This server is purely for entertainment purposes and should not be taken seriously. Please don’t actually go around hating on countries in real life, that’s not cool).

PixelatedBeauty: Minecraft SMP – Do Looks Really Matter? How Much of Your Life is Influenced by Blocks?

Appearance, attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty industry, beauty standards, blocks, body image, body positivity, Confidence, first impressions, influenced, inner beauty, Life, looks, matter, Media influence, Minecraft, personal grooming, physical attractiveness, PixelatedBeauty, self esteem, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, smp, societal expectations, societal pressure

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2633
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our wacky SMP where looks are everything! We have a strict dress code that includes wearing a tutu on Tuesdays and a top hat on Thursdays. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. But hey, at least you’ll look fabulous while you’re there!

Our server is home to the most stylish players in the Minecraft universe. We have fashion shows every weekend where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous outfit. The winner receives a diamond-encrusted crown and bragging rights for the week.

But it’s not all about looks on our server. We also have epic quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a fierce dragon who only responds to compliments about his scales.

So if you’re ready to ditch the drab and embrace the fab, join our SMP today! Who knows, you might just become the most fashionable player in all of Minecraft.

BabyMomma Drama Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, anger management, BabyMomma, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, complex feelings, Divorce, Drama, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, family dynamics, Jealousy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, narcissistic behavior, new baby, personal boundaries, reconciliation, Resentment, self reflection, Server, single mother, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Emeralds Found:	4701	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Zombie Dances:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of family dynamics and offer a virtual escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive ex-stepfathers throwing tantrums or controlling narcissistic douches ruining the fun.

Vent your frustrations in our chat rooms without the fear of hurting your mom’s feelings, because here, we encourage you to express yourself freely. Build a house, start a new life, and leave all the jealousy and anger behind in the real world.

Don’t worry about any surprise baby announcements or awkward family conversations here – on our server, you’re in control of your own destiny. So come on in and let’s build a world where you can escape from it all, one block at a time.

BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7669
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8083
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3989	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Chimeras Created:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6028
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!