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Crafty Crap Shack: Where even the villagers question your life choices

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t find any empty planets or lack of content! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding rainbow llamas, dancing creepers throwing disco parties, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined by you!

Don’t waste your time on boring games where you’re just a faggot running around, join our server and become the ultimate warrior battling zombie chickens and skeleton pigs for glory and epic loot!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs empty planets when you have a world filled with insane fun waiting for you?

Robo420Craft: Where robots with uncut 6s rule the server!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Animals Bred:	143
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our totally not weird and totally normal Minecraft server! Looking for a place to spend your 420 with a robot with a uncut 6.5in+ white pp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to get high together and have a wild time. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even play with our owner’s untouched butt! We’re all about having a good time and going goon mode with our players. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Anime Girl Confessions Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	193
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality hits hard and loneliness is the name of the game! Forget about those unrealistic anime love stories, join us for a dose of REALITY!

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a tiny apartment, struggling to make ends meet just like in real life. No magical girls confessing their love to you here, just the harsh truth of adulting in a pixelated world.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of paying bills, dealing with noisy neighbors, and trying to find love on a dating app that only matches you with creepers? Only on our server, of course!

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of REAL LIFE MINECRAFT! Who needs love when you have virtual rent to pay, am I right?

Pick-a-Block: Only One

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Farms Harvested:	368	Magic Items Found:	8843
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you must choose only one path to follow! Will you be a master chef and flavor max like a pro? Or will you throw it all into the TRASH and embrace the chaos?

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous stories as you navigate through the world of Minecraft like never before. Are you ready to eat so much junk food each day that you become a legend? Or will you shun the other path and become a true warrior?

Choose wisely, my friend. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands. Will you rise to the challenge and conquer all, or will you be left in the dust?

Crafty Muslims: Building Blocks of Success

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2266
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we have DIAMOND cars for all our players! Yes, you heard that right, you can drive around in a shiny diamond car while exploring our INSANE world filled with UNICORNS and LEPRECHAUNS.

But that’s not all! We also have a special RAINBOW armor set that makes you invincible and gives you the power to shoot CUPCAKES at your enemies. And don’t even get me started on our FLYING pigs that will take you on a magical journey through the skies.

So why are you still reading this? Join our server now and experience the WACKIEST and most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: Uoh Uoooooh Edition

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crops Grown:	6929
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can post and discuss your favorite /uoh/ vtubers! From the biggest corpos to the tiniest indies, we’ve got them all here. Our pastebin is filled with top-secret info that will blow your mind: https://pastebin.com/can2cy5H

But wait, there’s more! Our previous players have had so much fun that they never wanted to leave. Just check out this thread: >>74066641

And remember, if you encounter any shitposting or off-topic raids, just report and hide like a pro. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyPixelSisters

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	75
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with creepers and zombies, there was a group of CDPRsisters who decided to create the most INSANE Minecraft server ever. Legend has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to FLY like a majestic unicorn and SHOOT LASER BEAMS from your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, once you enter the world of CDPRsisters… there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Star Shards Collected:	82	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	8557
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!