jollyphonics – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

EternalEats, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat every day is bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can eat cake every single day without ever getting tired of it! That’s right, we have an unlimited supply of cake for all our players because we believe in living life to the fullest, one slice at a time.

Join us on this wild adventure where the land is made of candy, the animals wear party hats, and the trees grow lollipops. But be warned, the cake may be delicious, but it’s also cursed with a spell that turns players into dancing unicorns every full moon. So if you’re ready for a crazy, sugar-filled journey unlike any other, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the cake-eating festivities begin!

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SnackCrafters3000

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as addictive as eating an entire bag of potato chips in one sitting? Look no further! Our server is like a bottomless pit of snacks, except instead of snacks, it’s endless fun and adventure in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Join us and indulge in our virtual snack bar, where you can munch on virtual treats while building your dream world. Need a break from all the snacking? Take a dip in our lava pool or go on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cookie!

So come on over and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the snacks are plentiful and the fun never ends. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure!

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HungaryCraft: No Refugees Allowed!

Allowed, asylum seekers, border control, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, european union, forced migration, government policy, homelessness, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, HungaryCraft, Immigration Policy, international relations, legal implications, new law, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, refugee rights, Refugees, social justice, Ukrainian refugees

come join this cray cray minecraft server where we make hungary look like a walk in the park! we got so many ukrainian refugees running around, you’ll feel like you’re in a real life war zone! build your base, but watch out for those pesky refugees trying to steal your diamonds! it’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not actually in hungary dealing with this mess, amirite? join now for a chaotic and unpredictable gaming experience!

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ThwaitesGlacierSafe2021

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so, like, imagine this server, right? it’s like, so epic that even the Thwaites Glacier is like, “whoa, that’s cool, bro.” we got three separate models showing that this server is so stable, even the ice sheet is like, “i wanna join that server, sounds lit.”

join us and be part of the most stable Minecraft server in the universe. we’re so stable, even the marine ice cliff instability is like, “nah, i’m good, i’ll pass on collapsing today.”

come build, explore, and have a blast on our server. who needs stability in real life when you can have it in Minecraft? join us now and experience the epicness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Mystmoor: Come for the semi-vanilla, stay for the PVP and anti-grief! No whitelist, just chaos and land claims!

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Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP
Small Whitelisted Community
Enthusiasts of Classic Minecraft Experience

Overview:

Mystmoor is a small whitelisted community of enthusiasts of the classic Minecraft experience. We cherish the game’s core essence and we’re excited to welcome new members who share our passion.

Mystmoor provides:

Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/4w7g9NDdhV

Website: https://mystmoor.com

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/p/C6923fMgGMQ/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is a small whitelisted community.
Are there friendly staff members?	Yes, there are friendly staff members ready to help.
Is the gameplay authentic vanilla?	Yes, with sensible enhancements.
Is cheating and griefing allowed?	No, there are strong measures against cheating and griefing.
Is there pay-to-win on the server?	No, there is no pay-to-win system in place.

BlockyBuccaneers Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of surprises and insanity!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because we have TNT cannons).

Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave. So say goodbye to boring old Minecraft and hello to the most epic adventure of your life!

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CraftyCity Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Metropolis

blocky, city exploration, city life, city parks, coastal city, CraftyCity, cultural diversity, historical architecture, Italian Cuisine, italy, local markets, Mediterranean climate, metropolis, Minecraft, outdoor cafes, Palermo, pedestrian-friendly, public transportation, sicily, smp, street art, tourist attractions, Urban planning, Vibrant Community, walkable sidewalks

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our city is so wild that even the sidewalks aren’t walkable – you’ll be dodging creepers, zombies, and even the occasional flying pig! Join us if you dare to experience the ultimate thrill of trying to survive in a city where chaos reigns supreme. Who needs walkable sidewalks when you can have a heart-pounding adventure around every corner? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the madness of Palermo!

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UncleDiscrimination Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where the only discrimination you’ll face is against creepers blowing up your creations!

Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own empire, no STEM degree required (but highly encouraged)! Leave behind the drama of entitled uncles and judgmental grandfathers, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can stack your blocks.

So come on, join us and leave behind the real world drama for a world where the only explosions are from TNT cannons and the only elitism is how high you can build your castle!

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NetflixNopesMC

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and boundaries just like this guy values his Netflix account!

Join us if you want to build your own virtual empire without anyone messing with your creations. Just like this guy, you deserve to have your own space online where you can rule without interference.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into sharing your resources, whether it’s diamonds or Netflix passwords. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, no strings attached.

So come join us and build your own Netflix-watching castle, where you can binge-watch in peace without anyone messing up your viewing history. Just remember, sharing is caring, but sometimes it’s okay to keep things to yourself.

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HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

annoying habits, arrogance, bad, bad hygiene, BETRAYAL, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, HateCraft, ignorance, insensitivity, instant hate, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, WiFi

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

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