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Dreamless Sleep Land

Consciousness, contemplation, deep sleep, Dreamless, dreamless sleep, emptiness, Enigma, Experience, introspection, Land, meditation, Mind, Mystery, nothingness, Peaceful, Relaxation, REST, Sleep, subconscious, unconsciousness, Void, Wonder

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	296	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

join our epic minecraft server where you can experience the true meaning of nothingness! build your own dreamless sleep world where you can float in a void of endless possibilities.

our server is so empty, you’ll question if you even exist anymore. but don’t worry, our friendly admins will make sure you’re still alive and kicking (or floating, whatever).

create your own reality in a world where nothing is real and everything is possible. join now and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of doing absolutely nothing in minecraft!

LashCraft: Liquid Expulsion Fun

expulsion, Fun, LashCraft, liquid

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3497
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server, where eyelashes are not just for looking fabulous, they are for EXPLODING LIQUID! That’s right, our eyelashes are equipped with hydrophobic fibers that shoot out liquid like a water gun. Imagine the chaos and hilarity of battling other players while your eyelashes are squirting water everywhere. It’s like a wet and wild party in every battle!

But wait, there’s more! Our eyelashes also have micro-ratchets and a crazy curve that makes them shoot liquid in the most epic and unpredictable ways. You’ll never know where the water is coming from next, adding a whole new level of strategy to the game. Will you dodge the liquid or embrace the wetness and use it to your advantage?

So come join our server and experience the madness of liquid-expelling eyelashes in Minecraft like never before. It’s a game-changer that will have you laughing, crying, and wondering why you ever played on a boring old server without exploding eyelashes. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Harvested Hills

Challenges, community engagement, Community Events, Competition, creativity, crops, custom content, Custom Crops, Custom Items, discord server, Economy, Events, Farming, farming game, farming server, MCMMO, Player Economy, Player Shops, player-driven economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Trading, wealth

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8039
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	7543	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to Harvested Hills, a competitive farming server where strategy, skill, and creativity collide! Our world revolves around custom crops, a player-driven economy, and endless opportunities for growth. Whether you’re a seasoned farmer or just starting out, you’ll find endless ways to thrive as you plant, harvest, and trade in a dynamic, ever-evolving environment.

JOIN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pXUsHsXdW2

Key features include:

Custom Crops: Grow unique, specialized crops not found anywhere else. Breed them, harvest them, and watch your farm flourish! Player Economy: Build and trade your way to the top with a fully player-driven economy. Set up shops, buy, and sell crops to gain wealth. Custom Content: Enjoy a variety of custom items, events, and challenges that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Community Events: Participate in thrilling server-wide events where you can win rare rewards, showcase your farming prowess, and compete for top spots.

Join us on this exciting journey where farming isn’t just about crops—it’s about community, competition, and creativity! Will you dominate the fields and become the richest farmer on the server? The harvest is waiting!

mc.harvestedhills.com

Totem Network

amazing, awesome community, Crates, Creative, Cross-Play, earth server, Economy, join now, Leaderboards, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Professional staff, PvP, Survival, survival server, Totem Network, Totemsteal

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mines Excavated:	2271
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

TotemNetwork Welcome to **Totemsteal**, a network server with many possibilities! You may ask what we have to offer so here it is: **Lifesteal** – Economy – Leaderboards – Crates – Amazing and Professional Staff Members – Awesome community – More Soon We plan to release a **Survival Server** and a **Earth Server** soon, so what are you waiting for? **Join Now!**

totem.lunar-mc.net:7256

Fortnite craft

alts, banned, Claims, Craft, Discord, favorite server, fortnite, Griefing, hate, HOMOPHOBIC, JOINING, Keep Inventory, melon craft, minimaps, Mods, MONKEY, racism, Raiding, Semi Vanilla, Sethome, Vanilla, wary, Xray

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Fortnite Craft Server

Fortnite Craft is opening its doors today. Join in today and have fun!

Note that TPA may not work.

fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Rules:

No hacks
No grieving
No claims
No back
No keep inventory
No Hacking Xray, etc. not allowed (Minimaps are allowed)
Alts not allowed unless Mods approve
No racist or homophobic slurs

Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/XrzXqmra

Right now I am kind of upset because I got banned from my favorite server melon craft for “being racist”. Just called someone a monkey – no hate to them. Be wary when joining that server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed on the server. This includes Xray and similar cheats.
Are alts allowed on the server?	Alts are not allowed unless approved by Mods.
Is it okay to use minimaps?	Minimaps are allowed on the server.
What is the server IP?	You can connect to the server using fortnitecraft.funserver.top

Thread of Panties 1.21

4chan, Access, casual reminder, Community, creep, drawers, family, finds, gross, holidays, living spaces, Overnight, Panties, Restricted, sharing, Thread, Tourist, underwear, Unrestricted, weird

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like going through your family’s underwear drawers during the holidays! Find some unexpected treasures and share your finds with us on the server. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with underwear! Don’t be a tourist, join us for some crazy fun on our server.

Minecraft SMP: AGYWB – Anthro Girls You Wanna Be

AGYWB, Anthro, anthro girl, anthro girls, Bridal Edition, Desu Link, Girls, Minecraft, QoTT, smp, Thread, Trash, tux, Wanna, Wedding, wedding dress

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7038
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re an anthro girl getting ready for your wedding in Minecraft. But wait, should you wear a dress or a tux? The drama, the suspense, the fashion choices! Join our server and let your inner fashionista shine as you navigate through hilarious wedding planning shenanigans. Will you be the talk of the town with your stunning outfit choice? Find out on our server, where every block is a step closer to your dream wedding! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the chaos begin!

SarcasticHub – Is that fine?

aita, children, christmas eve, Fights, Fine, hard work, harmless fun, husband, jokes, next year, pillow cases, Presents, santa, sarcastic, SarcasticHub, Sorry., start fights, thanks, Wrapping, wrong way

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a pillowcase full of presents on Christmas Eve? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of unwrapping virtual gifts all year round.

Our server is so amazing, it will make your spouse jealous of the time you spend on it. Imagine the joy of building your dream world while avoiding fights with your significant other over silly jokes.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a community where harmless fun is the name of the game. Who needs real presents when you can have virtual ones on our server? Join now and start unwrapping the fun!

XmasRuiner Minecraft SMP

Christmas catastrophe, Christmas disaster, Christmas disaster story, christmas fail, Christmas letdown, Christmas mishap, christmas nightmare, Christmas ruined, Christmas ruined 2021, Christmas ruined 2022, Christmas ruined by conflict, Christmas ruined by family, Christmas ruined by illness, Christmas ruined by weather, disappointing Christmas, family drama, holiday disaster, holiday letdown, Minecraft, ruined Christmas, ruined plans, smp, XmasRuiner

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1430
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

So like, this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, we have this crazy storyline where Santa Claus got stuck in a chimney and couldn’t deliver any presents, so now all the Minecraft mobs are running around stealing everyone’s gifts! It’s chaos, I tell ya!

But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon to save Christmas – a team of elite Minecraft players who are on a mission to defeat the mobs and rescue Santa! And guess what? You can be part of this epic adventure too! Just join our SMP and help us save Christmas before it’s too late!

Plus, we have the most lit events and minigames you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about a parkour course made entirely of candy canes, a snowball fight arena where you can pelt your friends with snowballs, and even a secret Santa gift exchange where you can give your fellow players the weirdest gifts you can find!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and be part of the craziest Christmas adventure ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RespawnReady

acceptance, Afterlife, Bed.., contemplation, death, Existential, fate, fear, final moments, inevitability, Life, mortality, Reflection, RespawnReady, response, surreal, surrealism, Time to go, TRANSITION, Wake Up

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7198
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	206
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of Death constantly trying to drag you to the afterlife? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, Death is banned! That’s right, you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without worrying about Death ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground club and boogie down like never before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to Death, hello to zombie pigmen dance parties, and get ready to uncover the ultimate treasure of a lifetime!