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Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Potions Brewed:	37	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ores Mined:	9214	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1032	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crops Grown:	9502	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	3479	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9954	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4183	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Emeralds Found:	4198	Dragon Eggs Found:	5811
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1582
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Farms Harvested:	317	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!

ParisianPvP

anger, controversy, crime, deportation policy, failed deportation, France, Government, immigration, international news, Justice, murder, Paris student, ParisianPvP, Political, PROTESTS, public outcry, Safety concerns, Social Issues, Tragedy, victims’ rights, violence

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	24	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more drama than a french soap opera! we got more twists and turns than the eiffel tower, and more chaos than a baguette fight in the streets of paris!

you think deportation is a serious issue? well on our server, we turn failed deportations into a hilarious minigame! see how many times you can escape the clutches of the deportation officers before they catch you and send you back to your home country! it’s a real nail-biter, let me tell ya!

we also have a special event where you can reenact the murder of the paris student! don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no real students were harmed in the making of this event. but boy oh boy, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll cry!

so come on down to our server, where the only thing more outrageous than our events is our players! trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Cave Seed Medicinal Tree

ancient agriculture, ancient plant species, ancient seed, ancient seeds revival., biodiversity conservation, botanical breakthrough, cave, cave discovery, environmental research, historical preservation, horticulture, Medicinal, Medicinal tree, plant genetics, plant growth, plant propagation, plant science, Seed, seed germination, seed longevity, sustainable farming, Tree, tree cultivation, tree preservation

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

LOL U GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a tree that’s like, super old and magical and stuff. like, we found this seed in a cave that’s been chillin’ there for like a thousand years, and now we got this medicinal tree growin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

come join us and experience the healing powers of this ancient tree, like seriously, it’s gonna blow ur mind. who needs potions when u got a tree that can cure all ur ailments? plus, the tree is guarded by a pack of super cute baby pandas that will protect it at all costs.

so come on over and witness the miracle of nature on our server. trust me, it’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget. #TreeOfLife #PandaProtection #MinecraftMagic

The Lab of Absurdity – Season 4: Minecraft server for grown-ups who can handle the vanilla craziness! Apply now!

Absurdity, apply, Craziness, Discord integration, Dragon.., Dynmap, Fabric, FireTick, game mode, germany, GrownUps, handle, HARD, Head Database, Lab, Minecraft, Netherhub, Render Distance, Season, Server, shopping district, Simulation Distance, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, Version, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	79	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchantments Applied:	276	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	10k x 10k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here. Open a ticket, fill out your name/age etc. to join and we will whitelist you!

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord server using the provided link and open a ticket. Fill out the required information such as your name and age to be whitelisted.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is currently running version 1.21 with mostly vanilla/fabric.

3. Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany.