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PixelCrushDen

Apology, Argument, attraction, Boundaries, bragging, character crushes, Communication, Cultural differences, emotional intelligence, fictional crushes, Girlfriend, movies, multicultural relationships, Personal preferences, PixelCrushDen, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, tv shows, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of your significant other bragging about their crush on fictional characters? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only crush you need to worry about is crushing blocks to build your dream castle.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with any drama about who your girlfriend’s favorite TV show character is. Instead, you can focus on teaming up with fellow players to defeat dragons, explore hidden caves, and create epic redstone contraptions.

Plus, on our server, bragging about your Minecraft skills is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Show off your massive builds, impressive farms, and insane PvP skills to earn the respect of your fellow players.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a girlfriend with a crush on fictional characters when you have a whole Minecraft community to conquer?

NostalgiaGoneBad – Minecraft SMP

acquired dislikes, acquired taste, changing food preferences, changing palate, childhood delicacies, childhood favorite, childhood nostalgia, childhood treats, culinary memories, evolving preferences, evolving tastes, food aversions, food preferences, growing up, mature palate, Minecraft, NostalgiaGoneBad, nostalgic foods, picky eater, revolting flavors, revolting foods, smp, taste buds change

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5132
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Runes Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrr! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from Mars, it’s so cray-cray! And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and poops diamonds, like whaaat?! And the spawn area is a giant chocolate cake with sprinkles and gummy bears everywhere, it’s like a dream come true!

But like, seriously, you gotta join because if you don’t, a pack of evil llamas will come to your house and steal all your socks, like all of them. And then they’ll replace them with moldy cheese, ewww! So don’t risk it, join the server and save your socks from the llama apocalypse!

Oh, and to answer the question, I used to love eating pickles as a kid but now they taste like alien boogers, yuck!

MineCraftLabz

current research, cutting-edge research, experimental research, groundbreaking discoveries, groundbreaking research, groundbreaking science, groundbreaking studies, innovative research, latest research findings, leading research projects, MineCraftLabz, modern research, pioneering research, research advancements, research breakthroughs, research development, research exploration, research innovation, research projects, revolutionary research., Scientific breakthroughs.

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Void Gems Collected:	39
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and be a part of the most groundbreaking research projects in the Minecraft universe.

Ever wanted to see what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, our scientists are hard at work trying to make it happen! Who knows, you might just stumble upon a flying, exploding pig one day.

But wait, there’s more! Our researchers are also working on creating a potion that turns players into real-life diamond miners. Imagine digging up diamonds like it’s nobody’s business and becoming the richest player on the server.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most out-of-this-world research projects in Minecraft history. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

CraftyGazpromLayoffs

business news, corporate decisions, cost-cutting measures, CraftyGazpromLayoffs, economic impact, Energy Sector, gazprom, job cuts, job losses, job market trends, Layoffs, layoffs announcement, layoffs news, Losses, managers, Oil and gas industry, restructuring, russia, Russian economy, Wartime, workforce reduction

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	28
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

lol u ever been on a minecraft server where the managers are getting laid off like it’s nobody’s business? well, come join our server where we got gazprom weighing in on that shizz. we got so much drama, you’ll forget you’re even playing minecraft.

come join us for a wild ride of layoffs and wartime losses. who needs diamonds when you got that kind of excitement, amirite? plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the managers who got the boot. it’s like a game of hide and seek, but with more tears and pink slips.

so come on down to our server, where the drama never stops and the fun never ends. who needs peaceful building when you can have corporate chaos instead? join now and experience the thrill of gazprom layoffs firsthand. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out.

Ninja Fail Everywhere Server

Espionage, Fail, folklore, global ninjas, hidden warriors, Japan, Legends, Martial Arts, Myths, ninja, ninja culture, ninja espionage, ninja secrets, ninja skills, ninja techniques, ninja traditions, ninja training, ninja warfare, ninja warriors, Ninjas, secret agents, Server, world history

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

yo, u gotta join our minecraft server cuz we got ninjas from ALL the countries, even the ones u never heard of. like, did u know that iceland has ice ninjas that can freeze u with just a touch? or that australia has kangaroo ninjas that can kick u into next week? it’s wild, man.

plus, our server is haunted by ghost ninjas who can phase through walls and scare the crap outta u. but don’t worry, they’re friendly… most of the time.

and if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a secret underground lair where u can train with the ninja masters and learn their ancient techniques. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

so come join us and experience the ninja madness for yourself. but be warned, once u enter our server, there’s no going back. ninjas for life, bro.

GamerVerse Central

Biomes, Cosmetics, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Custom menus, Custom Mobs, Death Messages, Dungeon Adventures, Earth, Economy, EMOJIS, emotes, Factions, Graves, Jobs, Leaderboards, MCMMO, Parkour, profile, Quests, recipes, Rewards, settings, Skills, Survival, tags, Tool skins, Vote System

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Star Shards Collected:	171	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5073	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

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Minecraft server

Account.., Antispam, Auto-mine, banner, Cases, Cities, description, Falsebookic, Floodprotect, fp help, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, image, Jobs, Lazy, Magic, Minecraft, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, OWNER, personal account, Pets, Server, server owner, Servers, Shop, Starter Kit, Storage, tags, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Villages Defended:	10

The server owner “” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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PrestigiousMC

anti-grief, Bosses, Custom Mobs, discord invite, Economy, friendly community, Ip:, keep items, Livemap, Minecraft, Player Shops, PrestigiousMC, Protection, server stats, Skill System, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	304
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

– Towny OR Survival:	You can either join a town or wander off into the survival world and set up a home somewhere! We have a random teleporter so you can easily find spare land to begin building on!
– Self-serve protection and anti-grief:	You can use our friendly protection menu (type /ucp) to fully set up your own protection without having to type any other commands! This prevents players interacting with your area. Furthermore, you can lock your doors and chests! If you forget to protect land and do get griefed, Keep calm, One of our friendly and trained staff members will fix everything!
– Custom mobs and bosses:	Take on a new challenge with our unique mobs and 3 world bosses for you to kill. Each boss has unique drops such as Speed boost gear, shield that grants bonus health and collectable chat tags! If you are brave, you enter the Labyrinth dungeon for either greater rewards.
– Keep items on death:	You will no longer lose your hours worth of mining by falling in lava or losing your items from a sneaky creeper. You keep all of your items on death.
– Good Economy with player shops:	Choose a job and earn money from doing tasks or earn money by setting up your own store!
– Immersive Skill system:	Level up skills to gain extra powers or Become #1 on skills leaderboard. Each skill greatly improves your playing experience in those skills. For example, Alchemy gains access to haste and health boost potions at level 65.
– Friendly community:	We strongly believe that the community is the heart of a server, Our community members come first and we will make sure everybody feels like they are part of it!

FAQ

Q: What is the IP for the Minecraft server?

A: The Minecraft server IP is pgmc.world. Alternatively, you can use the IP address 135.148.52.156.

Q: Is there a LiveMap available for the server?

A: Yes, you can access the LiveMap at http://135.148.52.156:21083/.

Q: Where can I find player and server stats?

A: Player and server stats can be viewed at http://135.148.52.156:21133/.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn.

Pixel Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Flip, flip advice, flip flips, flip guidelines, flip precautions, flip recommendations, flip requests, flip safety, flip safety advice, flip safety measures, flip safety tips, flip suggestions, flip techniques, flip tips, flip tricks, flip tutorials, flips, Haven, keep yourself safe, PIXEL, Requests

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	123	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride for your brain, man!

You gotta join because the admins are like wizards who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring them a sandwich first. And the players? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of ninja pirates who will challenge you to epic battles and then invite you to a tea party afterwards.

Plus, the whole server is made out of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. So not only can you build epic castles and fortresses, but you can also snack on some delicious cheddar while you do it. It’s like a dream come true for lactose intolerant gamers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for, dude? Come join the fun, flip yourself into this crazy world, and keep yourself safe from the creepers and the trolls. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it!

SoccerSisMineServer

bookworm, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Empathy, family, parenting, relationships, School, Shy.., sister, Soccer, SoccerSisMineServer, socialization, sports, stepchild, stepmum, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4967
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Farms Harvested:	784	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and stepmum shenanigans! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and build your own virtual family where you make all the rules.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced into playing soccer or any other sport you hate. Instead, you can immerse yourself in a world where reading books is celebrated and being a bookworm is the coolest thing ever.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t hide behind books forever – on our server, you can build a fortress out of books if you want! And if anyone tries to bully you, just build a giant book monster to scare them away.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can be yourself and escape the drama of real life. Who needs soccer when you can build your own book-themed kingdom? Let’s block and roll, bookworms!