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VuhledarRaiders – Keep calm and craft on!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	7940
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	95
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are constantly storming vuhledar in donetsk oblast! it’s like a real life war zone but with blocks and pigs! ukraine’s military is saying the situation is ‘steadily tense’ but that just makes the game more exciting! build your own bunker and defend against the invading troops, or join forces with them and conquer the land! who needs peace when you can have chaos and explosions in minecraft?! join now for a wild ride like no other!

TeaWorld Minecraft server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

TeaWorld is a vanilla server with RP elements. This is the place where you can take a break from studying and brighten up your gray days.Lots of features and vanilla-friendly plugins: – Plasmo Voice – Custom music – Interactive map – And much more…? A huge map measuring 20,000×20,000 and complete freedom of creativity! You can express yourself as you wish: you can found a city, become a popular builder or create automatic farms. The choice is yours!When you enter our server, you will feel at home, thanks to the friendly community. The rules are simple and can be read in two minutes. You will not be banned for trifles, the administration is not strict.➡️ More details: https://teaworld.fun/wiki? The server has just opened! Be the first to achieve your goal! Players are currently being recruited!Server without license, available on Java. Entrance from the passage.Our website: https://teaworld.funDiscord server: https://discord.gg/c27jZ7zPmgJoin us! We’ll be glad to see you!

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Crafty Aussie Land Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8038
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with wild Aussies who are always up for a good time. Need a kangaroo as a pet? Done. Want to ride a giant spider into battle? We got you covered.

Join our server and experience the absolute madness of trying to survive in a world where everything is upside down (literally, we have a topsy-turvy dimension). Our players have been known to build entire cities out of Vegemite and have epic battles using nothing but boomerangs and didgeridoos.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with koalas who are secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plan?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in the land of the A B S O L U T E state of aussies! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

4 Years Old Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Farms Harvested:	468	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Emeralds Found:	8357	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of playing on those lame servers with outdated hardware? Join our Minecraft SMP where our server is over 4 years old and still kicking butt with only 8gb of RAM! It’s like the Benjamin Button of servers, getting better with age. Plus, for the low low price of $699, you can join in on the fun and experience the power of our ancient but mighty server. Who needs those fancy new AMD/Kiketel firehouses when you can have the OG server that defies all odds? Join now and witness the legend of the unstoppable Minecraft SMP server!

BaggageBrawlCraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6553	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2259
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runes Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6603	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you tired of losing your precious carry-ons to sneaky friends and family members? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we promise that no one will ever steal your virtual items! Join us and never worry about losing your loot again.

Plus, we have a special feature where if someone tries to take your items, a giant virtual dragon will swoop in and protect your belongings. It’s like having a personal bodyguard for your pixelated possessions!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be losing is track of time as you embark on epic quests and build magnificent virtual creations. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (and you won’t have to worry about anyone taking your stuff)!

EnerGizerMC SMP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1110
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the power of virtual energy crystals that will give you an instant boost whenever you need it! Our server is powered by a secret blend of Red Bull and unicorn tears, guaranteed to keep you hyped up and ready to conquer any challenge that comes your way.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our SMP is home to a rare breed of zombie chickens that lay golden eggs filled with diamonds. So not only will you have endless energy, but you’ll also be rolling in riches in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most electrifying Minecraft community out there!

Pet to Pupper

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mines Excavated:	4354	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Crops Grown:	3758	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pet paradise!

Join us and watch as your pet’s name transforms from Fluffy to Fluffzilla, from Fido to Firebreather, and from Whiskers to Whiskertron 3000! Our server is so wild that your pets will undergo a complete transformation, becoming powerful beings that will help you conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pet Olympics, where your pets can compete in events like the 100-meter fetch, synchronized swimming, and extreme parkour. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bones and fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and witness the epic evolution of your pets. Who knows, maybe one day your pet will become the ruler of the Minecraft universe!

MileiCraft: UNhypocrisy

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	57	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ARGENTINA’S PRESIDENT MILEI as our honorary guest!!! he’s sick of the UN’s BS and he’s here to take down all the hypocrites with his diamond sword!!! watch as he builds a wall around spawn to keep out all the haters and trolls, while he gives epic speeches about freedom and justice!!! join now and be part of the revolution, because on this server, we don’t play by the rules – we make our own!!! #MinecraftRevolution #DownWithTheUN #FreeDiamondSwordsForAll

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2243
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Votes:	9449	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	391672	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the pixelated mountains. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to turn all the zombies into friendly villagers who do your bidding. Plus, you’ll get a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes and enchanted golden apples!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you meet our resident llama, Larry. He’s a real party animal and loves to lead players on wacky adventures through the Nether. Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor because things can get pretty crazy around here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire.

Shower Everyday Other Than Rare Occasion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where taking cold showers is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the icy water will give you superhuman strength and agility in-game. Plus, it’s a great way to keep the creepers at bay – they hate the cold!

But that’s not all – we also have a strict shower schedule that must be followed. Failure to shower at least once a week will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity. Trust us, you don’t want to end up there – the ghasts throw some killer parties, but they have terrible hygiene.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft adventure, where the showers are cold and the stakes are high. Who knows, you might just emerge from the depths of the mines a stronger, cleaner, and more shower-savvy player than ever before!