jokes with dachshunds compilation Minecraft Servers

BlockyBurnsMC

BETRAYAL, BlockyBurnsMC, cruel words, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, hurtful comments, insults, lasting impact., long-lasting hurt, Pain, painful experiences, painful memories, scars from words, verbal abuse, words that cut deep

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Animals Bred:	200
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Divine Spears Created:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of being called a noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a pro! Join us and never hear those hurtful words again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of Minecraft gods who will grant you unlimited diamonds if you prove yourself worthy. So come on, join us and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master!

BorderPatrolCraft Server

border control, border crisis, border defense, border patrol, border protection, border security, BorderPatrolCraft, criminal liability, Defence, firearms, gun rights, law enforcement, law enforcement officers, legal immunity, national security, Officers, Poland, policy change, Public Safety, self defense, Server, use of force

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Star Shards Collected:	166
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	8097	Crops Grown:	8143
Magic Items Found:	5659	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	960

come join our epic minecraft server where we have no rules just like poland removing criminal liability for officers using firearms at the border LMAO. we are wild and crazy just like those officers defending their border. you never know what’s gonna happen next on our server, just like you never know what those officers will do next. come join the chaos and have a blast with us!

MaliRebelCraft

Africa, Armed Forces, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, injured, Insurgency, Killed, Mali, MaliRebelCraft, Mercenaries, militants, Military, rebel groups, Rebellion, rebels, Russian, soldiers, violence, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a rebel in mali and take down russian mercenaries like a boss. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur next attack. join now and show those mercenaries who’s boss! #minecraftrebel #russianmercenaries #crazybattles

QuantumCraft: Solitude Escape

Awareness, Consciousness, Deep thinking, Escape, Existence, Existential, introspection, Loneliness, Metaphysical, Mind, Perception, philosophy, quantum fluctuations, QuantumCraft, Reality, Reflection, self-created, solipsism, solitude, Timeless, uncertainty, Universe

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the timeless solitude of your own mind and enter a world of endless possibilities! Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and ride unicorns into battle!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to fight a giant chicken boss? We got it. Want to ride a flying pig? We got it. Want to explore a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? We got it.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the meaning of life while you’re at it. Or maybe you’ll just have a lot of fun. Either way, it’s a win-win situation!

CraftyQueens LGBTQ+ Crime Rates

committing crimes, CraftyQueens, crime, crimes, criminal behavior, Dutch, Dutch study, heterosexual relationships, higher odds, LGBTQ, lower odds, Men, men in same-sex relationships, new study, Odds, opposite-sex relationships, PEERS, Rates, same sex, same sex relationships, Women, Women in same-sex relationships

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7778
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	499	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!

APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!

SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!

COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!

DivineNetwork

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

– Both Java and Bedrock – Java Version 1.20+ – Bedrock Port: 19132

na.divinenetwork.net

Furventures

Community, Conquer, Create, creativity, Economy, epic builds, Explore, Factions, Friendly, Friends, Furries, Furventures, home, INCLUSIVE, JOURNEYS, landscapes, Memories, Minecraft, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Survival, survival challenges

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9958
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	5810
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Enchantments Applied:	245
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Furventures is a Minecraft server where furries and friends can come together to explore, create, and conquer. From mysterious quests and sprawling landscapes to epic builds and thrilling survival challenges, there’s something for everyone. Join our inclusive and friendly community, where every player can find their own path and make lasting memories. Unleash your creativity, embark on epic journeys, and make Furventures your new home today!

play.furventures.org:25580

Just an SMP [Survival] [1.21 Update]

1.21 update, betterteams, building, discord server, Graves, Headsdrop, java, Lgbt, Lore, Minecraft, PvP, simple voice chat, smp, Survival, Teams, Treefeller, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Magic Items Found:	6893	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Just an SMP is a small and close knit community with an active staff team welcoming you to join us and meet people that could end up being your closest friends for life.

We try and keep gameplay as close to as Vanilla as possible. We encourage players to create/join teams and venture to become the best of the best!

Join us on our semi-vanilla java Minecraft server where we do anything as long as its fun, whether that be lore, PvP or simply just building!

Plugins* Graves* Treefeller* Betterteams* Simple voice chat* Headsdrop

Join here Just an SMP Discord Server

apx2423538.apexmc.co:25660

ChuubaCraft Minecraft Server

ChuubaCraft, Chuubas, content creators, digital content, Diversity, Entertainment, esl, Gaming, indos, International, internet celebrities, Japanese culture, language learning, Live streaming, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, Server, streaming, talent showcase, virtual personalities, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9920
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old players? Do you want to spice things up with some ESL chuubas? Well, look no further because our server is in desperate need of more ESL chuubas (sorry indos, you don’t count).

Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to communicate with players from all over the world who may or may not speak English as their first language. It’s like playing Minecraft with a bunch of aliens, but in a good way!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in broken English. Will you be the one to decipher its cryptic messages and uncover the secrets of the server? Or will you just end up getting lost in translation and accidentally angering the ghost?

Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity and confusion that comes with playing on our server. So come on, join us and let the ESL chuubas reign supreme!

Minecraft SMP – /pgt/ – PokéCraft SMP #4

Anime, cute, Erotic, FANART, FANTASY, fantasy creatures, Female Characters, futa, jungle fever, kink, Lesbian, lewd, Manga, Minecraft, monster girls, NSFW, PGT, pokecraft, Pokegirl, pokemon, question of the day, Roleplay, Roleplaying, smp, Straight..

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Towns Built:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	29
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is that you MUST include at least one Pokégirl in all your builds! Why, you ask? Because our server is plagued by a curse that can only be lifted by the power of Pokégirls!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest and most powerful Pokégirls in the land. Will you be the one to catch them all and save our server from certain doom? Or will you be too busy getting lost in the jungle, searching for that elusive Jungle Fever Pokégirl?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your Pokéballs, and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of Pokégirls you’ll encounter along the way? The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!