jokes stories – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

GrannyCarWars

Boundaries, Buying, car borrowing, car deal, car ownership, car ownership dispute, car purchase, Communication, cousin, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family expectations, family relationships, grandma’s car, GrannyCarWars, misunderstanding, ownership rights, personal property

So, picture this: you’re cruising around in your grandma’s car, feeling like a total boss. But wait, plot twist – your cousin is fuming because they thought they were gonna get the car for free! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of family car disputes. We promise no one will fight over pixelated vehicles here, just good ol’ blocky fun. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret car dealership in the virtual world where you can buy all the cars you want without any cousin drama. So hop on board and leave the family feuds behind!

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Putin’sCraftyPrank

Assad, authoritarianism, BETRAYAL, Corruption, Deception, deposed, Dictatorship, foreign influence, former aide, government overthrow, international relations, Manipulation, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, power struggle, putin, PutinsCraftyPrank, regime change, Syrian president, Tricked, War Crimes

lol come join our minecraft server where we have crazier plots than assad getting tricked by putin! u can build ur own empire and overthrow ur enemies with epic battles and alliances. our community is wilder than a pack of llamas on a rampage. u never know what kind of shenanigans u’ll get into on this server. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some insane fun!

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EcoCraft – Terra Nexus 1.20.4

1.20.4, Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina Twitch, Amanogawa Shiina YouTube, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな Channels, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな Twitter, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu Twitch, Ayase Yuu YouTube, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ Channels, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ Twitter, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi Twitch, Chisaka Airi YouTube, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ Channels, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ Twitter, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro Twitch, Dizzy Dokuro YouTube, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー Channels, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー Twitter, EcoCraft, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami Twitch, Eimi Isami YouTube, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ Channels, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ Twitter, Ember Amane, Ember Amane Twitch, Ember Amane YouTube, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Ember Amane 天音エンバー Channels, Ember Amane 天音エンバー Twitter, Erina Makina, Erina Makina Twitch, Erina Makina YouTube, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ Channels, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ Twitter, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka Twitch, Fujikura Uruka YouTube, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ Channels, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ Twitter, Gram Pico, Gram Pico Twitch, Gram Pico YouTube, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ Channels, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ Twitter, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori Twitch, Hakushika Iori YouTube, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり Channels, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり Twitter, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina Twitch, Hikanari Hina YouTube, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな Channels, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな Twitter, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie Twitch, Himemiya Rie YouTube, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ Channels, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ Twitter, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi Twitch, Jelly Hoshiumi YouTube, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー Channels, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー Twitter, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara Twitch, Kaminari Clara YouTube, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ Channels, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ Twitter, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi Twitch, Kaneko Lumi YouTube, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 Channels, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 Twitter, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki Twitch, Kannagi Loki YouTube, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ Channels, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ Twitter, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory Twitch, Kokoromo Memory YouTube, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり Channels, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり Twitter, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko Twitch, Komachi Panko YouTube, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ Channels, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ Twitter, Lia Ashelia, Lia Ashelia Twitch, Lia Ashelia YouTube, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Lia 鈴香アシェリア Channels, Lia 鈴香アシェリア Twitter, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu Twitch, Muu Muyu YouTube, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Muu Muyu むうむゆ Channels, Muu Muyu むうむゆ Twitter, Nexus, phase connect, Phase Connect Archives, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect General Links, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Character References, Phase Connect Official Schedule, Phase Connect Official Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Official Twitter, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Twitch Archive Channels, Phase Connect Unofficial Archives, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa Twitch, Pipkin Pippa YouTube, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ Channels, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ Twitter, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys Twitch, Remilia Nephys YouTube, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス Channels, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス Twitter, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse Twitch, Runie Ruse YouTube, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ Channels, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ Twitter, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs Twitch, Saya Sairroxs YouTube, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス Channels, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス Twitter, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru Twitch, Shisui Michiru YouTube, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる Channels, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる Twitter, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi Twitch, Tenma Maemi YouTube, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ Channels, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ Twitter, terra, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa Twitch, Utatane Nasa YouTube, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ Channels, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ Twitter

Yo, bro, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of epicness. Like, they got all these crazy characters like Lia, Nasa, Iori, Uruka, Michiru, Maemi, Pippa, Lumi, and more! They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, but even cooler.

And get this, they have their own Twitter accounts, YouTube channels, and Twitch streams. It’s like a virtual party up in here, man. Plus, they got this dude Loki and Memory from Japan, like, what even is reality anymore?

Join this server and you’ll be part of the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft community ever. It’s like stepping into a meme-filled wonderland where anything is possible. Don’t miss out, bro, this server is the stuff of legends.

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CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, Development, Economy, flourishing, growth, impressive economy, Impressive.., Positive, progress, prosperity, prosperous nation, Stability, stable nation, STRONG, success, Successful, successful nation, THRIVING, thriving country, well-being

Looking for a place where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond sword just lying on the ground. But that’s not all – the sword was enchanted with the power to make all mobs break out into a synchronized dance whenever you swung it! Imagine taking down a horde of zombies while they bust a move to “Thriller” – now that’s entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who, instead of breathing fire, spits out rainbow-colored cupcakes that give you super speed for 10 minutes. And if you manage to defeat the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that farts out glitter and rainbows wherever it goes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a llama on roller skates, come join us! Who needs real countries when you can be a citizen of our crazy Minecraft world?

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NaziCraft: Dutch Edition

collaboration, collaborators, Dutch, Dutch archives, Dutch collaboration, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, Dutch society, Edition, historical research, History, Holocaust, Holocaust victims, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, NaziCraft, Nazis, Netherlands, resistance, war atrocities, War Crimes, world war II

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well u should join our server cuz we got half a million names of peeps who collaborated with nazis in dutchland. like, how crazy is that? u can build ur own nazi bunker or reenact historical battles. plus, we got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and mystery. join now and uncover the dark secrets of the past, all while block building and crafting ur way to victory!

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AlzCraft: Brain Injuries & Herpes

Ad, AlzCraft, Alzheimer’s disease, associated, Brain, brain injuries, Development, herpes, HSV-1, HSV-1 reactivation, human brain, human brain tissue model, induced, Injuries, mechanical injuries, phenotypes, reactivating, reactivation, related diseases, Repetitive, Repetitive injury, tissue model

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and mind-blowing shenanigans? well do we have the server for u!

picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!

we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!

so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!

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Conquest [smp]

Adventure, Automate Your World, Backpack Upgrades, Build Contest, Community Events, Conquest, Conquest SMP, Custom Enchants, Discord, friendly environment, join us today, Magic, Magic Meets Technology, Minecraft, PvE, PvP, pvp tournament, Slimefun, Slimefun Upgrades, smp, Technology, Towny

Server Name:	Conquest SMP
Version:	1.20
Features:	SMP, Slimefun, Custom Enchants, Backpack Upgrades, Towny, Community Events
Discord:	Join our Discord Server

Overview

Conquest SMP offers a unique Minecraft experience with a blend of technology, magic, and adventure. With features like Slimefun, custom enchants, backpack upgrades, Towny, and exciting community events, players can explore, craft, and conquer in a world full of endless possibilities.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	What is Slimefun?
Answer:	Slimefun is a plugin that transforms Minecraft into a new experience by introducing advanced machines, unique crafting systems, and magical artifacts.
Question:	What can players do with Towny?
Answer:	Towny allows players to form towns, build empires, establish automated defenses, and engage in PvP battles to conquer the land.
Question:	Are there custom enchantments on the server?
Answer:	Yes, players can enhance their gear with custom enchantments that offer unique abilities beyond the vanilla experience.
Question:	How can players participate in community events?
Answer:	Players can join exciting community-driven events, challenges, and contests to showcase their skills, compete for prizes, and meet new friends.

Friendship Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, building relationships, Companionship, Degenerates, finding friends, forming friendships, friendship, hang out, how to make new friends, Loneliness, making connections, making plans, male bonding, male friendships, male socialization, man, meeting new people, overcoming shyness, Quest, Social Skills, socializing, spending time together

Join our Minecraft server and make friends by building giant phallic structures together! Who needs real-life friends when you can bond over pixelated genitalia? Plus, our community is full of fellow degenerates so you’ll fit right in! Come join the madness and never worry about making friends as a man again!

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EmergencyCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, EmergencyCraft, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Empathy, Expectations, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, gay friends, Minecraft, personal space, phone calls, self-care, Selfishness, Server, setting limits, Social Interaction, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

Are you tired of friends who demand constant attention and drain your energy like a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from needy friends like that! Join us and build your own virtual world where you can set the boundaries on who you interact with and when.

Our server is the ultimate sanctuary for introverts who just want to mine in peace without constant interruptions. Plus, we have a strict “no drama llama” policy, so you can focus on building epic structures without getting dragged into unnecessary friend drama.

So come join us and escape the real world where you can be the master of your own domain. Who needs needy friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and say goodbye to friend drama forever!

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GiftGossipCraft

Amazon, Apology, aunt, Birthday, christmas, clothes, Communication, DoorDash, family, gift, gift card, GiftGossipCraft, Gratitude, Late, misunderstanding, package, parents, RETURN, shipping, Thanksgiving

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the package delivery saga of this player’s birthday gift! Who knows what crazy surprises await you in our virtual world?

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of waiting for a package that never arrives, just like this player did with her birthday gift! 2. Test your problem-solving skills by navigating through family drama and gift card dilemmas. 3. Enjoy the excitement of receiving unexpected gifts in mysterious packages, just like the Amazon gift card that magically appeared in this player’s mom’s name. 4. Explore a world where you never know what’s around the corner, just like the player never knew when her clothes would finally arrive. 5. Interact with a community that will support you through all your crazy adventures, just like this player’s friend who helped her figure out the missing gift mystery.

Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the shipping address)!

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