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AwkwardPubertyMC Server

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5486
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ores Mined:	3593
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	119	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Emeralds Found:	7486
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of awkward puberty stories and ready to embark on a new adventure? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your embarrassing moments behind! Our server is so epic, even puberty itself would be too intimidated to show up.

Join us and build your own virtual world where puberty never happened and you can be whoever you want to be without any awkward moments. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner and missing out on all the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave puberty in the past where it belongs!

NoChadAllowedCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Void Gems Collected:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Are you tired of all the boring Minecraft servers out there? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the cool kids to hang out! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that on our server, you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil unicorns for treasure. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join the fun!

UkraineWarzone Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7086	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mines Excavated:	3338

haha join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own hospital to save the day from those crazy russians who keep blowing them up in ukraine. u can be the hero and heal all the injured players with ur magical potions and golden apples.

but watch out for the sneaky russian spies who try to sabotage ur hospital with TNT and creepers. u gotta be quick and build those walls strong to protect ur patients from the chaos.

join now and show those russians who’s boss in this epic battle for hospital supremacy. plus, u can ride pigs and shoot arrows at zombies for fun. what are u waiting for? come save the day in this wacky minecraft world!

CartelCraft: MexiCity Mayhem

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	6290
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can be the police chief of mexico city and, like, get shot dead in a drug cartel hit? well, u r in luck, my friend! our server offers u the chance to live out ur wildest dreams of being a corrupt cop in a dangerous city filled with drug lords and shootouts. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if u can survive the chaos. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. so come on, what r u waiting for? join our server today and see if u have what it takes to be the next victim of a drug cartel hit!

MinecraftMadness: SkipAdsDVR

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride llamas into battle against a horde of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions that will turn u into a giant flying pig!

if u join now, u will be granted the power to shoot fireballs from ur hands and summon a herd of dancing cows to distract ur enemies! our community is filled with friendly players who will help u build the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate warrior in the land of blocky adventures!

CraftyCarbCrusaders

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so, like, u know how u get them headaches that make u wanna rip ur head off? well, guess what, this server got the cure for that! join us and u’ll be on that mediterranean ketogenic diet that will make them migraines disappear like magic! we got potions that will make u feel like u on cloud 9, no more pain, just pure bliss. come join us and say goodbye to them headaches forever! u won’t regret it, trust me.

Primland x PrimBurg Minecraft server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

The PrimLand server was created by players BoBkiNN_ and PrimotOff. The main founder (PrimotOff) has his own YouTube channel. Our server has a whitelist, so to get on it, you need to submit an application on our website – http://primland.online

Be sure to visit our discord server!

primland.ru

Surviving in Space with Stellaris SMP – No Square Brackets Needed!

Active players, Brackets, Discord, Jobs, Minecraft, Needed, Prestige, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, smp server, Space, Square, stellaris, Survival, Surviving

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	play.stellarismc.net
Features	Survival style server with jobs, prestige’s, skills, and more
Discord	Join our Discord for more details

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the server address play.stellarismc.net in your Minecraft client.
What kind of gameplay can I expect?	Our server offers a survival style gameplay with additional features like jobs, prestige’s, and skills to enhance your experience.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. Make sure to read them before joining.

GuraAmeFan Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond chickens that lay enchanted eggs, giving you the power to summon a squad of dancing llamas to follow you around and do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, challenging players to epic dance battles and giving out rare loot as prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail! Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever set foot on! Version 2.4 “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” is here and it’s going to blow your mind!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Watch the trailer for Version 2.4 and get ready to be amazed by the “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

But wait, there’s more! Check out the Jade Trailer for “A Collection of Desires” and get ready to trade with Bonajade Exchange. And don’t forget about the Myriad Celestia event where you can get your hands on Stoneheart’s Oath Ring – it’s a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banners featuring Jade, Argenti, Serval, Natasha, and Asta? Plus, we’ve got new drip marketing with Feixiao, Lingsha, and Moze – you won’t want to miss out on these amazing characters!

So what are you waiting for? Redeem those codes, grab your tools and resources, and get ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Join us now and let the fun begin!