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PixelatedNightmares

counseling, Disturbing, erase, Experience, flashback, forget, Haunting, hindsight, Horror, image, Memory, mental health, mistake, Nightmare, PixelatedNightmares, regret, Therapy, Trauma, Unsee, wish, Wishful thinking

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	195	Void Gems Collected:	28

Have you ever accidentally stumbled upon a creeper convention in Minecraft? Yeah, we know the feeling. But fear not, on our server, you’ll witness things even more mind-blowing than a group of explosive green creatures plotting world domination. Join us and you’ll see pigs riding on top of chickens, zombies breakdancing in the moonlight, and villagers hosting a fashion show with their stylish nose rings. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to unsee the hilarity that awaits you!

CocaineCraft: YorkshireBeautyJailTime

arrest, Beautician, cocaine, CocaineCraft, court case, crime, criminal charges, criminal investigation, criminal justice, drug possession, drug smuggling, drug trafficking, drug trafficking ring, illegal activity, international crime, Legal, prison sentence, SMUGGLING, uk, US jail, Yorkshire, YorkshireBeautyJailTime

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Alien Abductions:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Magic Items Found:	3082
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	43

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the owner is a Yorkshire beautician who got caught smuggling £3.5m worth of cocaine? Yeah, she’s facing 60 years in jail but she’s like, “Nah, I’d rather be playing Minecraft with my peeps!”

Join this server for some wild adventures and shady deals. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds… or maybe some illegal substances, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

Plus, the owner is a master at creating intricate beauty salons in-game. You’ll be pampered and styled while dodging the cops and trying to avoid getting caught with contraband. It’s a thrill ride like no other!

So come on, join this server and experience the thrill of living on the edge with a Yorkshire beautician turned Minecraft queenpin. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane shenanigans!

Cake Party Time!

adulting, birthday cake, birthday tradition, Cake, cake anytime, cake cravings, cake for no reason, cake indulgence, cake lover, celebration, decadent, DELICIOUS, dessert, guilty pleasure, Happiness, indulgence, just because, Party, self-care, special occasion, sweet tooth, Time, treat yourself

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2994
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9469
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

come join our server where we have birthday cake for everyone every day!!! you can eat cake and build cake and even fight cake monsters!!! it’s like a never ending party where you can eat all the cake you want without anyone judging you!!! plus, if you eat enough cake, you might turn into a cake yourself and become the ultimate cake warrior!!! so come on, join us and let’s have a cake-tastic time together!!!

Eternity BCG

battle, Catching, Cobblemon, Community, Custom, Earth, Economy, Endless, Entertainment, Exploration, game modes, gaming experience, MCMMO, pixelated, Pixelmon, Plugins, pokemon, Sandbox, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Training, Unique, virtual world

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Animals Bred:	113
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Eternity is a Minecraft Cobblemon server providing a unique gaming experience that combines the popular sandbox game with the beloved world of Pokemon. Players can explore a vast virtual world filled with pixelated versions of their favorite Pokemon, catching and training them to battle against other players. With a variety of game modes, custom plugins, and a thriving community, Eternity offers endless entertainment for fans of both Minecraft and Pokemon.

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Cuz We Did SMP

bedrock, Cross-Play, Cuz We Did SMP, Economy, Guns, java edition, Jobs, Minecraft, PvP, Skills, Survival, survival server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Emeralds Found:	2943
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4

A Ton Of Cool Jobs and Skills.. and the Best Part… we have GUNS!

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Vaudeville: Where Minecraft meets the circus! Now with mods, roleplay, and age requirements!

Adventurer, age, Character building, character creation, circus, Community, criminal, Discord, Economy, firefighter, Immersive, INCLUSIVE, Jobs, journalist, Mayor, meets, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, paramedic, police officer, Requirements, restaurants, Roleplay, Seasons, Vaudeville, Whitelist

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9115
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3705
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Vaudeville Minecraft Server

Overview
Vaudeville, the true final frontier! A place where anyone from anywhere can come to start a new life and make a name for themselves! Whether you’re from the past or from another dimension entirely, you are welcome in our great city. So move to Vaudeville today, and become someone!

Features:

Many mods to help immerse you into rp!	Currency Vehicles Over one hundred meals to cook Over one hundred décor items and much more!
Character Building!	Create your character and tell their story! Make a new character every season if you wish!
Seasons!	New Season every 3 months! Economy reset every season! New buildings, activities, and events added each season!
Jobs!	Run for Mayor in the monthly elections and create your own laws for the city! Be a criminal! Become a firefighter, police officer, or paramedic! Become the best journalist! Compete with other restaurants! Be an adventurer! And much more!

If you are interested, join the discord today to begin creating your character! NOTE: You MUST have a character to join server, and when on server, you must be in character!

Click here to join the Discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server inclusive?	Yes, everyone of all races, gender, sexual orientation, and age (Above 16) are welcome!
What happens if someone breaks the rules?	Anyone caught making others uncomfortable or breaking the rules will be swiftly removed.
How often are new seasons introduced?	A new season is introduced every 3 months!
Can I have multiple characters?	Yes, you can create a new character every season if you wish!
What kind of jobs can I have on the server?	You can run for Mayor, be a criminal, firefighter, police officer, paramedic, journalist, compete with other restaurants, be an adventurer, and much more!

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, blocky, Confirmed, Eiichiro Oda, Fish-man District, Fish-Man Island, Fish-man Karate, Fish-men, Grand Line, Luffy, Manga, merfolk, Minecraft, new episodes, one piece, remake, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, Underwater, underwater world, upcoming season

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4799
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server has just confirmed a Fish-man Island Remake! That’s right, you can now swim with the fishes and build your underwater kingdom just like in the movies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dolphin King, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him in the vast ocean depths. Rumor has it that one wish is to have unlimited diamonds, so start searching now!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal to the Netherworld where you can battle zombie pigmen and collect rare loot? It’s like a whole new adventure waiting for you just a click away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and dive into the craziest Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

Never-Talk-Bad-About-MHA-Again Minecraft SMP

action-packed, Anime, Character development, emotional, Epic battles, fan favorite, great season, growth, impressive animation, INTENSE, long awaited, memorable, mha, Minecraft, never talk bad, NeverTalkBadAboutMHAAgain, powerful moments, Redemption, satisfying, smp, surprising twists, Thrilling, top-tier entertainment

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Votes:	1525
Dragon Eggs Found:	960	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone is just building the same old generic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of pink sheep come stampeding through your mine, causing chaos and confusion. Or how about the time when our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with traps and puzzles? Oh, the laughs we had that day!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim his throne? Only time will tell.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just have the time of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pink sheep!

ParentalPwnage Minecraft Server

childhood trauma, Communication Issues, Eating disorders, Emotional healing, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Therapy, family trauma, forgiveness, Healing Process, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, parental support, ParentalPwnage, Resentment, self esteem, Server, sibling illness, sibling support, toxic family dynamics, trust issues

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	6130
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mines Excavated:	1552
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to give you more attention than OP’s parents gave them! Join us and experience a world where you are the center of attention, unlike poor OP who was left to fend for themselves while their brother battled cancer.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a community that actually cares about you. No need to worry about being ignored or dismissed here, we value each and every player like they’re the most important person in the world.

So come join us and leave behind the drama of OP’s family situation. Build, explore, and make new friends in a world where you are truly appreciated. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to deal with parents who prioritize their sickly thin son over their “fat, disgusting burden” of a daughter. Join now and let the fun begin!

NoLoansNoProblems

cautious, Colleague, comfort level, cosign, dave ramsey, DEBT, financial decision, financial responsibility, Financial Security, government sector, loan, loan assistance, loan cosigner, loan guilt, loan refusal, loan rejection, NoLoansNoProblems, personal loan, PLATONIC, Trust, working relationship

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8357
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of financial responsibility just like our friend Dave Ramsey! Join us and avoid the temptation of cosigning loans for your virtual friends, because who knows what kind of trouble they could get you into.

Explore our virtual world and discover the dangers of trusting others with your hard-earned diamonds. Will you stand your ground like our hero in this story, or will you fall victim to the emotional manipulation of your fellow players?

Join now and experience the thrill of saying no to outrageous loan requests from your Minecraft buddies. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about financial security while building your dream virtual empire!