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SchooledByMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of being stuck in boring old school all day, listening to teachers drone on and on about algebra and history? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to school forever!

Instead of sitting in a stuffy classroom, you can explore vast, blocky worlds filled with adventure and excitement. Build towering castles, mine for precious diamonds, and battle hordes of zombies with your friends. Who needs school when you can be a Minecraft warrior?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly creeper and earn its respect? Or will you run screaming back to school like a scaredy-cat?

So ditch the textbooks and join our Minecraft SMP today. Who needs school when you can have this much fun?

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TV Show Cameo Catastrophe

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows with lackluster guest stars? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Our server is so wild that even the guest stars from TV shows can’t handle the craziness. One time, a famous actor tried to join our server and ended up accidentally blowing up the entire spawn area with TNT! It was chaos, but hey, at least it made for a great story to tell your friends.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because you never know who might show up and cause a little mayhem.

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VenezuelaEscapeCraft

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so, like, u kno wat wud be way better than leaving ur country? joining our EPIC minecraft server, duh! like, we got so many cool things u can do, u won’t even miss venezuela. we got pigs that can fly, like, for realz. and our diamonds are made out of pure unicorn tears. plus, we got a secret underground base where u can hang out with aliens. trust me, u won’t regret joining our server. venezuela who? come join us now!

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Conquest of Hunterra: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a weirdly specific profession in a virtual world

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Conquest of Hunterra Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Nutrition & Seasons	Maintain a balanced diet for in-game benefits and adapt to changing seasons that affect crops and the environment.
Skill Progression & Tougher Enemies	Level up your character and face challenging foes as you unlock custom armors, weapons, and powerful gemstones.
Modded World Generation & 12,000 New Blocks	Explore a beautifully crafted world with Conquest Reforged and endless building possibilities.
Build Self-Governing Settlements	Find like-minded players to create and govern your own settlements. Choose your role based on accomplishments and specializations.

Our community-focused, whitelisted server launched fresh on July 19th, 2024, and is available on Fabric 1.20.1. We recommend using the Modrinth launcher to join us. Immerse yourself in a medieval adventure like no other!

Are you ready to embark on your journey and shape your destiny? Apply now and become a part of our thriving community!

Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/conquest-of-hunterra-modpack

Discord: https://discord.gg/7beNMhMZSa

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply to join the server through our website or Discord channel. Make sure to follow the application instructions.
What mods are used on the server?	We use Conquest Reforged for modded world generation and various other mods for additional features and enhancements.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive and fair gaming experience for all players. These rules are outlined in our server guidelines.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Absolutely! You can form alliances, create settlements together, and engage in cooperative gameplay with other players on the server.

BlockyBaby Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of worrying about your virtual children being slaughtered by other players on Minecraft servers? Well, worry no more because on our server, we encourage it! That’s right, let your kids roam free and watch as they get taken out in the most hilarious ways possible. It’s not your problem, so why not sit back and enjoy the chaos? Join us for some twisted family fun!

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Minecraft SMP: HohoLies vs. RusSMP – The Real Truth About Hoho-Russia War

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Putin’s plans for Ukraine? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even Putin himself would want to join just to escape the chaos of real life.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Ukrainian soldiers while trying to educate the youth of Russia. Who needs corrupt Western officials when you can have a blast fighting off indoctrination and biological weapon labs in Ukraine?

Forget about boring old conspiracy theories – on our server, you’ll be deep in the know about everything from virus origins to global politics. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world!

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BdayGiftFail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that teaches valuable life lessons? Look no further than our server! Join us and learn the importance of responsibility and the value of hard work.

Just like the time my daughter broke her computer and learned the hard way that things don’t come easy. She thought she could just throw a fit and get a new one, but we showed her the real world isn’t like that. Now she’s out there, grinding in-game to earn her keep and pay us back for that computer.

So if you want a server that’s not just about building, but about building character, join us now! Plus, we have cake, pizza, and movies – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

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CousinClashCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family parties gone wrong? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and no annoying uncles quizzing you about student loans.

Our server is the perfect place to show off your intelligence without any Jake-like characters trying to steal your spotlight. Plus, we promise no one will call you the C word, unless you’re building a castle made entirely of cake!

Come join us for a virtual escape from reality and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. See you in the game, where the only tears shed are tears of joy from epic victories!

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TrendySocietyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Cult and the Potato Posse, where alliances are formed over who has the best farm animals. And don’t even get me started on the Great Sheep Shearing Scandal of ’21 – let’s just say things got pretty wild when someone tried to dye all the sheep pink!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebels who are fighting for llama rights in a world where they are constantly overlooked. Will you join their cause or will you be on the side of the llama oppressors?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is anything but ordinary, come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

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BlockyLove: My Significant Other, the Blockbuster Hit!

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find your perfect mining partner faster than you can say “I am Groot!”

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring dungeons with your significant other, who will have you saying “You had me at ‘Hello!’” as you battle mobs together like a dynamic duo straight out of a superhero movie.

With our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling lonely in the mines again. So come on down and find your Minecraft soulmate today – because as they say in the movies, “Love means never having to say you’re sorry for stealing all the diamonds.”

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