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NiblingLoverCraft

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Empathy, family, family dynamics, judgment, love, misunderstandings, Nephews, NiblingLoverCraft, nieces, parenting, relationships, remarriage, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, societal expectations, stepfamily, uncle

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

absolute power, celestial authority, celestial decree, celestial power, cosmic decree, cosmic ruler, decree, lunar decree, lunar governance, lunar leadership, lunar power, lunar rule, Minecraft, moon authority, moon control, moon governance, moon leadership, moon ruler, MoonKing, smp, space governance, space leadership, space ruler

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Star Shards Collected:	109
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Potions Brewed:	66	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

abhorrent, abominable, detestable, Disgusting, Foul, gross, loathsome, nauseating, nauseous, objectionable, off-putting, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, sickening, stomach churning, unappetizing, unsavory, Vile, YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9164
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380
Dimension Hops:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	680	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, human rights violations, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, loss of life, military aggression, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Russian attacks, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, war zone

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Animals Bred:	36	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

air traffic control, Airport, airport disruption, airport operations, airport safety, airspace violation, aviation security, Chaos, disrupts flights, drone attack, drone incident, drone incident investigation, drone regulations, drone technology, drone threat, emergency response, Flight Cancellations, flight delays, Moscow news, Moscow Oblast, MoscowCraft, three airports, travel disruption

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Villages Defended:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

BlockBusters

blockbusters, Effectiveness, futility, precautionary steps, preventative actions, preventative measures, Prevention, preventive actions, preventive measures effectiveness, preventive measures futility, preventive solutions, preventive strategies, proactive measures, redundancy, risk management, risk mitigation, risk prevention, risk prevention strategies, security measures, solution, useless

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

aging, association, CraftyLove, Divorce, divorced women, health benefits, Marriage, marriage and aging, marriage benefits, Men, mens health, never married, Older Women, optimal aging, optimal health, well-being, well-being benefits, widowed, widowed women, Women, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting married to ur health and well-being, bro. like, u gonna age like a fine wine, man. but here’s the twist – if u a woman, marriage ain’t gonna do much for ya. in fact, if u get widowed or divorced, u gonna age like milk left out in the sun. so come join us and level up ur aging game, yo!

The Always Hungry SMP (partially plain)

Blaze, Caves Advancements, Community, Dungeons, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Graves, Hungry, large projects, LGBTQ, Lore, Map Reset, Marriage Master plugin, MEGABASES, New section, partially, Plain, Player Shops, PvP, Quests, smp, Survival, vanilla tweaks

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Perennial SMP Server Overview

Features
– Dynmap
– Graves
– Marriage Master plugin
– Vanilla-tweaks
– Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)

More about us:

We reset our map every 4 seasons, encouraging large projects and megabases.
Each season we open a new section of the map for exploration.
Love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

If you’re interested, join our Discord server!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Perennial SMP?	Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season.
How often does the map reset?	The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration.
What features does the server have?	Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.
Is there a focus on lore?	Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, customer service, Daily Life of a PubSec Officer, Events, general, Ice-Jade Teapot, Minecraft, News, Program, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, signal search, special program, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, useful links, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZero

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7787
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

But wait, there’s more! Our current events include “First-Class Customer Service” where you can expect the unexpected, and “All New Program” where you can receive encrypted master tapes that may or may not contain the secrets of the universe.

And coming soon, we have “Camellia Golden Week” where you can party like a rockstar, “Daily Life of a PubSec Officer” where you can fight crime in style, “Immersive Tactical Drill” where you can test your survival skills, and “Scene One, Take One!” where you can become the star of your own Minecraft movie.

But the real reason to join our server? Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK that will give you the power to conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

SMPMastermind – Minecraft SMP >Do great at the initial phone screen

callback, Communication, face to face interview, follow-up, Great, gtdo, initial, initial phone screen, Interview preparation, job application, job candidate, Job Interview, job opportunity, job prospect, Job Search, message left, Minecraft, missed call, patience, persistence, Phone, phone etiquette, PROFESSIONAL, response time, Screen, smp, SMPMastermind, Waiting

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities because you can’t answer your phone like a normal person? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t care if you miss calls or leave weird messages! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of missed callbacks, unanswered voicemails, and three days of waiting in suspense. Who needs a job when you can have all the chaos and confusion of our server instead? Join now and let your phone etiquette (or lack thereof) shine!