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DadVacayRuinedAITAH

AITAH, alone, brother, catfood, concerns, dad’s vacation, DadVacayRuinedAITAH, family, irresponsible, kitten, love, neglect, opinion, pet care, RESPONSIBILITY, Ruining, second opinion, stupid cat, vacation, vacation ruin, Water

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Void Gems Collected:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values responsibility and pet care? Look no further than our server, where we make sure all virtual pets are well taken care of, even when their owners go on vacation!

Join us and experience the thrill of feeding and playing with virtual animals, without any neglect or irresponsibility. Our server is the purrfect place for animal lovers who want to make sure all pets are happy and healthy, even in the virtual world.

Don’t let your virtual pets suffer like the poor kitten in this story – join our server today and show your love and care for all creatures, big and small! Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can bring virtual pets to life…just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool? 😉

JoblessBlockhead

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Votes:	5213
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Tired of the daily grind? Bored of the same old routine? Well, look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave your job behind because here, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombie hordes, building epic castles, and exploring hidden dungeons to even remember what a 9-5 job feels like. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors. So who needs a job when you can save the world one block at a time? Join us now and say goodbye to your boring job forever!

VapeCrafters: 84% Less Nicotine!

child safety, children’s health, e-cigarette vapor, harmful chemicals, health risks, lung development, nicotine, nicotine absorption, nicotine exposure, nicotine intake, nicotine levels, passive smoking, public health, respiratory health, secondhand exposure, secondhand smoke, secondhand vaping, smoke-free environment, tobacco smoke, tobacco use, VapeCrafters, vaping effects

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit u gonna be like whoa? well lemme tell u, dis server is like no other cuz u can build ur own kingdom and rule over all da other players like a boss. but dat aint even da best part, cuz on dis server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot fireballs outta ur hands like a wizard.

oh, and did i mention dat on dis server, u can find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds? yea, u heard me right, u can be rollin in da bling bling on dis server. and if u ever get bored of building and exploring, u can challenge other players to epic battles in da arena and show dem who da real minecraft master is.

so what u waitin for? join dis server now and start livin ur best minecraft life. trust me, once u join, u ain’t never gonna wanna leave. oh, and did i mention dat on dis server, u can ride on giant chickens and shoot fireballs outta ur hands like a wizard.

TidePvP – DONATE CASE ENTERING /free Minecraft server

Case Entering, Community, Creative, Donate, Events, free, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, TidePvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4674
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	267
Towns Built:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

The owner of the server «TidePvP – DONAT CASE ENTERING free» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

funtime.tidepvp.ru

Operios: Where creepers try to understand geopolitics and fail miserably. Come join the chaos!

bedrock, Chaos, Conquer, CREEPERS, custom crafting, Discord, Dynmap, Essentials, Fail, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Geyser-Floodgate, Glory, Government, java, Join, Laws, MCMMO, Miserably, nation, Operios, Ranks, Resources, smp, Territories, Towny, understand, War, wealth

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Animals Bred:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Operios Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Create Nation	Create your own nation with government, laws, and ranks.
Geopolitics	Conquer resources camps to expand your nation’s power.
Plugins	-Dynmap -McMMO -Essentials -Towny -Geyser-Floodgate (Bedrock-Java compatibility) -Custom Crafting

How to join:

Join our Discord to ask for whitelist. Detailed information can be found in #info-new-players channel.

Contact:

Discord: https://discord.gg/j6h7He5y2t

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Operios Minecraft Server?

A: Join our Discord and ask for whitelist. Details can be found in #info-new-players channel.

Q: What can I do in Operios?

A: You can create your own nation, refine your McMMO skills, participate in wars, conquer territories, and earn wealth and glory.

Q: Are there any in-game resources to conquer?

A: Yes, there are resources camps that can be conquered to expand your nation’s power and resources.

CryCraft Minecraft Server

Catharsis, coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional breakdown, emotional expression, Emotional healing, emotional release, emotional sensitivity, emotional strength, Emotional support, emotional vulnerability, emotional well being, emotions, expressing feelings, mental health, Minecraft, Sadness, Self-expression, Server, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, join our Minecraft server and cry with a community of like-minded players who will comfort you in your time of need. We have designated crying corners in every virtual building for maximum emotional release. Plus, our grief counselors are available 24/7 to help you work through your virtual tears. So come on, let it all out and join us on this emotional rollercoaster of a server!

OGs Rule Minecraft Server

community feedback, core fanbase, devs, fan feedback, fan loyalty, game changes, game community, game design, game developers, game developers listening, game development, game evolution, game fans, game improvement, game updates, Gaming Community, Minecraft, OGs, player experience, player input, player satisfaction, player-engagement, rule, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Zombie Dances:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the magic of a development team that actually listens to their players! Our devs have a direct line to our OG core fanbase, who have been playing since the days of punching trees and fighting off creepers with nothing but a wooden sword. Thanks to their input, our game has evolved into something truly epic.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret stash of diamonds bigger than your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of a community that’s as crazy and fun as a pig riding a minecart. Let’s mine and craft our way to greatness together!

InstaAwkward Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, disagreement, Friends, home wrecker, Insecurity, InstaAwkward, instagram, Jealousy, long distance, Minecraft, Picture, relationship, reputation, Respect, Server, social media, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3036
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

So, picture this: you’re just chilling on our Minecraft server, building your epic castle, when suddenly you spot your girlfriend’s character on the shoulders of another player. And not just any player, but a notorious home wrecker who has a history of causing drama in the virtual world. His pixelated hands are creeping up her pixelated legs, and you’re like, “Wait, what is happening here?!” You try to talk to her about it, but she goes all berserk and accuses you of being a control freak in the Minecraft universe. Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, dear player! Join our server and escape the real-life craziness with some good old Minecraft fun. Build, explore, and make new friends who won’t cause virtual relationship drama. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find someone who appreciates your epic castle-building skills and doesn’t climb on other players’ shoulders without permission. So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CheapCraft DivorceWars

#venting, aita, attitude, brother, buy one get one free, Cheap, CheapCraft, coupon, denial, Divorce, DivorceWars, EMBARRASSMENT, Financial, gas, hygienist, Late, MONEY, pharmacist, reason, SIL, Stingy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with stingy people in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where being cheap is a bannable offense! We don’t tolerate coupon-clipping, gas-saving, penny-pinching players here.

Join now and experience a world where you can spend your virtual currency without worrying about someone complaining about the cost of everything. Our server is divorce-proof, because we believe in spending freely and enjoying the finer things in life.

Don’t be like the player who got divorced because of their cheap ways, come join us and live a life of luxury in Minecraft! Remember, it’s not about the money, it’s about the fun!

SurvivalCraft Minecraft Server

Advancements, close calls, critical moments, historical dangers, historical hazards, historical resilience, historical threats, life-saving interventions, life-saving treatments, life-threatening situations, medical breakthroughs, medical progress, Minecraft, miraculous recoveries, miraculous survivals, modern medicine, near death experiences, near misses, overcoming adversity, Server, Survival, survival stories, survivalcraft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Potions Brewed:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can test your survival skills in ways you never thought possible! Have you ever wondered if you could survive in the wild west? Well, now you can find out! Our server takes you back in time to a world where cowboys roamed the land and bandits lurked around every corner. Can you outsmart the outlaws and stake your claim in this lawless land?

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to see if you could survive a zombie apocalypse? Our server has a special event where hordes of the undead roam the land, and it’s up to you to gather supplies and fend off the flesh-eating monsters. Can you build a fortress strong enough to withstand the zombie onslaught?

And if that’s not enough, we also have a time-travel feature that transports you to ancient civilizations where you must navigate treacherous jungles, decipher cryptic hieroglyphics, and avoid deadly traps. Can you uncover the secrets of the past and emerge victorious?

So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the impossible! Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re a true survivor in ways you never imagined.