| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9919 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4843 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.
also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.
join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1960 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 157 |
our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.
join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 7276 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Server Name | sVanilla Survival |
|---|---|
| IP Address | corn.gg |
| Region | USA East |
sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.
Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are hacked clients allowed? | No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival. |
| Is crystal PvP enabled? | No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat. |
| Are there economy plugins on the server? | No, the server economy is based on trading with other players. |
| Is the world map permanent? | Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset. |
| Are TNT duplication methods allowed? | Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server. |
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3964 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Votes: | 4009 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6167 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 45 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 17 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5918 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2586 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?
So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).
| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 1351 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.
So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7850 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 | Star Shards Collected: | 168 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 6486 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 65 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!
