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NetflixNopesMC

aita, bad guy, contributing, Expenses, Friends, guilt trip, household entertainment, Netflix, NetflixNopesMC, personal space, privacy, Recommendations, Rent, roommates, sharing, SPLIT, Stingy, subscriptions, Utilities, viewing history, watch list

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value personal space and boundaries just like this guy values his Netflix account!

Join us if you want to build your own virtual empire without anyone messing with your creations. Just like this guy, you deserve to have your own space online where you can rule without interference.

Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into sharing your resources, whether it’s diamonds or Netflix passwords. On our server, you can be the king or queen of your own domain, no strings attached.

So come join us and build your own Netflix-watching castle, where you can binge-watch in peace without anyone messing up your viewing history. Just remember, sharing is caring, but sometimes it’s okay to keep things to yourself.

HateCraft SMP: Bad WiFi

annoying habits, arrogance, bad, bad hygiene, BETRAYAL, close-mindedness, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, HateCraft, ignorance, insensitivity, instant hate, lack of empathy, lack of integrity, lack of manners, laziness, Negativity, Pet Peeves, rude behavior, Selfishness, smp, toxic behavior, WiFi

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3285	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.

And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.

Pixel Love Den

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, Caring, Commitment, Communication, compassion, Connection, Den, everyday gestures, Gratitude, Intimacy, Kindness, love, loyalty, PIXEL, relationship, Respect, small gestures, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4053
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all by yourself in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with friendly players who will shower you with virtual hugs and cookies whenever you log on. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, our resident bard will serenade you with songs about your Minecraft achievements.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and heartwarming Minecraft adventures of your life!

BlastCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, BlastCraft, Bridges, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, HIMARS, Kursk Oblast, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, Missiles, Operation, Precision, russia, Russian, Server, strike, strikes, tactical, Target, WARFARE

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Ores Mined:	9349	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we be blowin’ up stuff like HIMARS strikes target Russian bridges and military equipment in Kursk Oblast! It’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs that poop diamonds, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this insanity? Let’s goooooo!

JoblessKoreansCraft

career prospects, discouraged job seekers, economic challenges, job abandonment, job dissatisfaction, job frustration, job hunting, job insecurity, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, job scarcity, Job Search, jobless generation, jobless youth, JoblessKoreansCraft, joblessness, south korea, unemployment, young South Koreans, youth unemployment

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	1304	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

yo, u tired of tryna find a job in south korea? well, come join our minecraft server instead! we got virtual jobs for days, no need to deal with real life bs. plus, who needs a job when u can build ur own virtual empire in minecraft? forget the real world, come live in our pixelated paradise where the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. join now and say goodbye to adulting forever!

WildlifeWars2070

Biodiversity loss, conservation efforts, crowded spaces, ecosystem disruption, environmental impact, global biodiversity., habitat destruction, habitat encroachment, habitat fragmentation, habitat preservation, human-animal conflicts, human-wildlife interactions, loss of nature, pandemics, Sustainable development, wildlife conservation, wildlife habitats, wildlife management, wildlife protection, WildlifeWars2070, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	307
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where humans and animals live in harmony but also fight for survival like in the hunger games but with creepers and zombies too! we have crazy biomes like the land of giant chickens and the ocean of exploding squids.

you can build your own treehouse in the enchanted forest or dig for diamonds in the lava-filled caves. but watch out for the mutant pandas who have evolved to shoot fireballs from their eyes!

we also have epic events like the annual dragon race where players ride on the backs of ender dragons and race through the nether. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples!

so come join us and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft! but be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Draconicraft SMP: Where dragons and vanilla collide (with a touch of Java and a sprinkle of age) v1.21!

Adults, age, anti-grief, Armor statues, Builds, Bundles, Chill, collide, Community, Datapacks, Draconicraft, dragons, Farms, Features, java, Mob Heads, nether portals, Plugins, Projects, quality of life, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, sprinkle, Survival, Touch, Updates, v1.21, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mines Excavated:	1519	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Draconicraft SMP
SMP	Semi-vanilla
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Version	1.21

Overview:

Draconicraft is community-focused minecraft server where the world is your oyster – within the 20k world border of course! With every Minecraft update, the world will expand rather than reset, giving you ample time to work on fabulous builds and intense farms with the rest of the community while also gaining access to the new features of the upcoming updates in the coming years.

Knowing the world is not going to be reset anytime soon allows our members to build much large projects knowing they have the time to complete them. Whether you have a lot of time, or just want to relax for a couple hours after work, Draconicraft is the place for you to enjoy this game we love with a community of players who share the same passion! Our members come from all around the world, including the United States, Germany and Mongolia! We encourage English as the primary language for the public discord server and public in-game chat, but it’s a free-for-all when you chat over VC as long as you stay respectful when someone who doesn’t speak your language joins the conversation and switch to a language everyone can understand.

We focus on offering a chill, respectful experience playing with other adults where everyone can feel welcome.

FAQ:

What does semi-vanilla mean for Draconicraft?

Our server is meant to give you an authentic survival experience, with some additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun little extras.

What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?

Anti Ender Dragon Grief
Anti Enderman Grief
Bundles!
Custom Armor Statues
Custom Nether Portals
More Mob Heads
Mini Blocks
Multiplayer Sleep
Player Head Drops
Silence Mobs
Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info

How can I get more information and join the server?

Join our Discord Server and fill out our application form to get started! https://discord.gg/QjqKmjsEQr

Blocky Butthole Minecraft Server

Abuse, Anal, assault, blocky, butthole, consequences, criminal behavior, degrading, DISRESPECTFUL, fucked, HARMFUL, Inappropriate Behavior, Justice, Minecraft, non-consensual, offensive, perpetrator, retards, Server, sexual assault, Trauma, Victim, violent

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8109
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to make your gaming experience unforgettable! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. And guess what? The eggs were actually real diamonds! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Another player once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. The creeper even wore a little helmet and everything. It was epic.

And let’s not forget the time when a group of players formed a band and performed a concert in the Nether. The ghasts were so moved by their music that they stopped shooting fireballs and started clapping instead. It was a sight to behold, my friends.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure like the one mentioned in the beginning of this description. So what are you waiting for? Come on in and let’s have some fun!

Minecraft SMP: NijiCraft – The Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, Miscellaneous, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ores Mined:	8358	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Farms Harvested:	804	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Runes Activated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We’ve got Nijisanji EN YouTubers running around causing chaos, like Petra Gurin building a giant potato fortress and Ethyria summoning llamas from the sky to rain down on unsuspecting players.

Join us for a wild ride with LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu are on a mission to collect every single diamond on the server. Or dive into the madness of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin are starting a llama racing league that’s taking the server by storm.

But wait, there’s more! Luxiem is home to Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino hosting a weekly fashion show for cows, while Noctyx is where Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta are building a rollercoaster that goes straight through a volcano.

Don’t miss out on the chaos of ILUNA, where MariaMari0nette and AiaAmare are starting a llama beauty pageant, or XSOLEIL, where D_Dropscythe and MelocoKyoran are creating a giant maze filled with traps and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering you cake, then definitely pay attention.

Sister’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Adopted, adoptive families, Bash, BDay, birthday dinner, emotional trauma, family, family bond, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family Support, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Minecraft, parental support, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sisters

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	50	Enchantments Applied:	188
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5783

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can mine for lost letters and treasures like this dude’s missing letters! Join our server and uncover the mystery of the missing letters while dodging angry grandparents and feuding siblings. Will you be the hero who reunites the family or the villain who causes even more drama? Only one way to find out – join now! Plus, our server has the most epic virtual family drama you’ll ever witness, guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Don’t be the only one missing out on this wild adventure – join today! 🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #DramaInEveryBlock