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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Beliefs, biblical interpretation, Biblical perspective, Christianity, Christianity today, Church, controversial, FAITH, Holycraft, Homosexuality, Jesus, Lgbt, LGBT community, LGBT rights, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Pastor, Religion, same-sex parents, Sermon, Server, Social Issues, Two dads

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	891	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ores Mined:	3571	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal companion. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato with a Ghast” and “Parkour on a Moving Minecart”. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try our infamous “Lava Maze Challenge” where the floor is literally lava!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be prepared to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous journey of your Minecraft life.

KobrCraft SMP: Lebeta’s Labyrinth

berlin nightlife, DJ Duo, electronic duo, Electronic Music, European music scene, experimental sounds, Kobr, Kobr & Lebeta, KobrCraft, labyrinth, Lebeta, Lebetas, music artists, music collaboration, music creators, music duo, music exploration, music fusion, music innovation, music producers, music production, smp, Techno, underground music

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, Kobr > Lebeta! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on Kobr > Lebeta.

We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, where players must navigate deadly traps and solve riddles to claim their loot. And don’t even get me started on the llama races that happen every Friday night – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat zooming past you at lightning speed.

But the real reason you should join Kobr > Lebeta? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch who love nothing more than pulling pranks on each other and building ridiculous structures that defy all logic. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – just watch out for those pesky exploding sheep!

PizzaPartyMC Server

childcare, childcare arrangements, Communication, compromise, convenience, dietary restrictions, family dynamics, family tradition, food preferences, friendship, frozen food, Healthy Eating, Kids, meal planning, neighborhood relationships, organic meals, parenting, pizza night, PizzaPartyMC, schedule conflicts, Server, working parents

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mines Excavated:	2062
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old pizza nights with just your own kids? Join our Minecraft server for a wild pizza party every night! We’ve got toppings galore and crazy creations that will make your taste buds explode with joy.

Forget about healthy organic meals, we’re all about the frozen pizza life here. Maya may try to push her home-cooked meals on us, but we won’t stand for it! Pizza is life, and we won’t let anyone take that away from us.

Join now for a pizza-filled adventure that will have you craving more. Who needs a balanced diet when you can have endless slices of virtual pizza while building epic structures in Minecraft? Don’t let Maya rain on our pizza parade, come join the fun and let’s eat pizza until the cows come home (or until our virtual stomachs explode)!

MineCraftGrindz

adhd, budgeting, extra money, fast pace, job satisfaction, mental disorder, MineCraftGrindz, overtime pay, productivity, productivity matters, second job, slow pace, team dynamics, time theft, unionized company, warehouse job, work efficiency, work environment, work ethic, work pace

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speed is key and ADHD is an advantage! Join us and experience the thrill of moving fast and getting things done in record time.

Our small team of players will appreciate your lightning-fast pace, as it means more time for relaxation and fun in the game. Plus, who needs to work extra hours for double pay when you can finish your tasks in a fraction of the time?

Just like in the warehouse, some players may try to slow you down for their own benefit. But don’t let them hold you back – keep sprinting ahead and show them who’s boss! And remember, if they drive a $70,000 virtual truck in the game, they probably don’t need that extra money anyway.

Join our server now and embrace the chaos of ADHD-fueled productivity. Who needs slow and steady when you can be fast and fabulous? Let’s race to the finish line together!

BattleCrafters

Adversity, BattleCrafters, battling inner demons, Challenges, conquering obstacles, difficult times, emotional resilience., enduring hardships, facing adversity, fighting through hardships, inner strength, mental toughness, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal struggles, pushing through tough times, resilience, resilience in the face of adversity, strength in adversity, toughest battles, triumph over adversity

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4406	Star Shards Collected:	253
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re battling is a lack of creativity? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll face off against the most epic foes you could ever imagine! Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords come charging at you! But don’t worry, our server also has epic rewards like flying pigs that drop golden apples and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. So if you’re ready for the ultimate battle royale of your Minecraft life, join us now and show those zombie chickens who’s boss!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Thank You

Claims, Communication, Conspiracy, correspondence, current events, Diplomacy, Espionage, Government, Gratitude, international relations, investigation, Leaders, nerve agent attack, new book, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, russia, trump, Trumps, uk, world news

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, bro. like, you gotta join cuz trump wrote a thank you letter to putin after some crazy nerve agent attack in the UK. like, what even is that?! we got all the crazy stuff happening on this server, you gotta join to see for yourself. plus, like, the animals talk and give you quests to find rare diamonds. it’s wild, man. so come join us and let’s have a blast together. #minecraftlife #trumpandputin #nerveagentattackfun

KingdomsSMP! Where even the sheep have royal titles and the cows demand respect.

16+, admin approval, alliances, Applications, building, Combat, Cows, Demand, Discord, Europe, FRIENDSHIPS, game of thrones, Kingdoms, kingdoms competition, KingdomsSMP, Players, PvP, Raids, Respect, Roleplay, royal, Sheep, smp, titles, War, Whitelist

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ores Mined:	1286
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

1. What is the theme of the server?

The server is Game of Thrones-inspired, where players will establish kingdoms and compete for dominance.

2. Are PvP and combat the main focus?

No, PvP and combat are not the main focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts in building kingdoms.

3. How many players are allowed in each kingdom?

Each kingdom will consist of 4-10 players.

4. Can players form alliances and wage war?

Yes, players can form alliances and wage war as they see fit within the server rules.

5. What type of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us and create great memories on the server.

ZenlessZoneMC Server

Agent Record, Burnice White, Caesar King, Camellia Golden Week, character demo, customer service, Daily Life of a PubSec Officer, Drawpile, Events, Ice-Jade Teapot, KB201 KB JPG, Master Tapes, News, Program, Qingyi, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, signal search, Tactical Drill, Teaser, Trailer, undercover R&B, Zenless, ZenlessZoneMC, Zone Zero General

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. We’ve got more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage. From “First-Class Customer Service” to “Immersive Tactical Drill,” you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PodAgendaPioneer Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, affordable housing, Boxabl, construction, controversy, disruptive, financial growth, housing market, innovation, investing, investment opportunities, Investors, long-term investment., Minecraft, modular homes, pod agenda, PodAgendaPioneer, potential risks, prefab homes, real estate, smp, Startup, Technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us and become a part of the pod agenda – where we build giant pods to protect ourselves from the evil Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Boxabl, our resident expert in all things pod-related, is looking for investors to help fund our pod-tastic adventures. Sure, there may have been some controversy in the past (like that one time a pod accidentally turned into a giant chicken), but we promise it’s all in good fun!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of pod-building, the excitement of dragon-slaying, and the chaos of our one-of-a-kind community. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

EmoPetFree Minecraft Server

anxiety, college roommate, Communication, dirty laundry, dog barking, dog shedding, dog sitter, dog walking, dog whining, EmoPetFree, emotional support animal, high-rise apartment, Keys, leasing company, Minecraft, personal space violations, RESPONSIBILITY, roommates, school break, Server, shared bedroom, vacation, vibrators

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	New Chunks Explored:	685097
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	3380
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates and their furry friends? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure and excitement.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a roommate who brings in a dog without permission and leaves it locked up all night. Our server is a safe haven from messy living situations and unexpected guests using your bed while you’re away.

Embark on epic quests and build your dream world without worrying about someone else’s emotional support animal shedding all over the place. Our server is a place where communication and responsibility are key – no more sneaky dog-sitters or misplaced vibrators charging on your desk.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the roommate drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and zero dog hair to clean up?