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GF-Free Wedding Woes

family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family relationships, family tension, Family Values, family-only event, GFFree, girlfriend not invited, picking sides, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, stand by girlfriend, support girlfriend, torn family, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, woes

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Emeralds Found:	461	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we guarantee zero family drama and only epic gaming adventures! Our server is a safe haven for all players, whether you have a supportive family or not.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue for your sister and her soon-to-be husband, without any drama or tension. Invite your girlfriend to the virtual wedding and show your sister that she’s missing out on an epic celebration.

Join us now and let’s build a family-friendly community where everyone is welcome, even if your real-life family is causing chaos. Let’s create a virtual family that supports each other and has fun together in the world of Minecraft!

SocietySMP – Ruined by Minecraft

Minecraft, ruined, ruining society, societal breakdown, societal chaos, societal collapse, societal conflict, societal crisis, societal decay, societal decline, societal deterioration, societal disintegration, societal division, societal downfall, societal dysfunction, societal inequality, societal injustice, societal issues, Societal Problems, societal turmoil, societal unrest, SocietySMP

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of society’s rules and restrictions holding you back from living your best blocky life? Join our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. So come on, join us and let’s tear down society one block at a time!

BlockyLoveHideaway

Admit, BlockyLoveHideaway, concealed affections, confidential preferences, covert obsessions, forbidden delights, guilty pleasures, guilty secrets, guys, hidden fascinations, hidden passions, love, private fixations, private joys, secret pleasures, Secrets, undercover hobbies, undercover interests, undisclosed favorites, undisclosed indulgences, unspoken desires

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Do you secretly love building giant banana statues in Minecraft but would never admit it to your friends? Well, fear not because our server is the perfect place for all your fruity creations! Join us and unleash your inner banana architect as you compete in our weekly “Biggest Banana Build” contest. Who knows, you might just become the top banana on the server! So come on, don’t slip up on this opportunity to join the most a-peeling Minecraft community out there!

CraftyHostageTruceDeal

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostageTruceDeal, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, Hamas, Hostage, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian, peace agreement, peace talks, political deadlock, political negotiations, political tension, truce deal

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

So, like, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz, like, there’s this legend that if you find the secret diamond block, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And, like, one time, this player built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 10 minutes. Plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and fight off zombie pigmen with a carrot on a stick. And, like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on the epic dance party that happens every Friday night at the pixelated disco club. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wackiness begin!

ByoneWorldMC

ALTARS, bedrock, boss fights, Castles, Community, Cross-Play, customized, Economy, End.., ender dragon, java, Loot, Mineshafts, modded survival, Nether, Ocean Monuments, Pillager Outposts, pipe lines, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Structures, Survival, Survival Games, underwater ruins, Villages

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

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The Lost Kingdom of Misadventures [SMP]

applicationentry, bedrock, Clans, Custommap, Danes, embia, Factions, Kingdom, Kings, Lore, Lost, Misadventures, moneysystem, Nocheats, partholt, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Saxon, ServerCommunity, shiron, SinglePlayerSleep, smp, Texturepack, Viking, Voyagers, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

The Last Kingdom SMP

Server Features	[17+] [Vanilla] [Roleplay] [Factions] [Bedrock] [Application entry]
Description	Hello everyone! We’re starting up the first season and hopefully not last of ‘The Last Kingdom’ SMP. This is based off and heavily inspired by the show on Netflix called the last kingdom. A world where nothing is impossible. With limits to the law, to the never ending possibilities of what one may do. Betrayal and religion mix together, one in the same to some.
Server Info	• 1.21.2 • Custom map • Lore, Role-play, and World building • Single player sleep • Texture pack • Money system [kinda] • Server sessions 12pm – 12am PST • Close knit community • No cheats [no tping, flying, using commands]

Rules:

No griefing, burning or exploding things
Robbing and murder out in the open is A-okay! Sneaking into homes and robbing items from chest is not!
No hacking or Xray
A king is allowed to come up with his own laws and punishment for his land

Joining Information:

Join discord here
Read the info you may want to know before applying in announcements
Find application for SMP in announcements server [Must be 17+ to apply and be willing to role play]

NijiCraft Minecraft Server

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, minecraft server, NijiCraft, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, petragurin, Server, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitch, twitter, virtual youtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Villages Defended:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Towns Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the madness with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, Elira Pendora, and Finana Ryugu!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a dance-off or two with LazuLight, OBSYDIA, Ethyria, Luxiem, Noctyx, ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, TTT, and Denauth!

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to spawn here. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join the fun at our Minecraft server! Just be sure to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – they’re more dangerous than a pack of creepers with TNT hats!

LeafVillageLivesMinecraftSMP

Anime, Character development, Community, fictional locations, Hidden Leaf Village, Hidden Village, Hokage Office, home, Japanese culture, konoha, Land of Fire, Leaf Village, LeafVillageLivesMinecraftSMP, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Peaceful, Ramen Shop, scenic beauty, Shinobi, village life

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like the leaf village on steroids! Not only do we have the Hokage office and a Ramen shop, but we also have a secret underground ninja hideout where you can train to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a giant talking tree who gives out quests and rewards players with enchanted diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden hot spring where you can relax and regenerate your health after a long day of mining and crafting.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live in a village filled with ninjas, talking trees, and magical hot springs? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player looking for a little bit of adventure and a whole lot of fun. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BioMomNoMore

adoption, Adult, agency.., biological son, BioMomNoMore, brotherly bond, Communication, Contact, contract, family bond, feelings, Guilt, mom, relationship, Respect, Silence, stipulations, throwaway, Upset, Visit

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dimension Hops:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family reunions happen in the most unexpected ways! Join us for a chance to meet your long-lost Minecraft mom or dad and form a virtual bond that will last a lifetime.

Imagine the possibilities – you could be mining for diamonds with your newfound sibling, building epic structures together, or just hanging out in our virtual world. Who knew that Minecraft could bring families together in such a unique way?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create memories that will last a lifetime – join our server now and start your own heartwarming family reunion story today! Remember, in our Minecraft world, anything is possible – even finding a new family member to call Mom or Dad.

VaxCraftMadness

community health, Covid vaccine, findings, global health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthcare policy, Impact, Lancet research, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, multi-phased, pandemic, Population, public health, research study, rollout, study, vaccination, VaxCraftMadness

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2057
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

so, like, u know how u feel when u play minecraft for hours on end? well, imagine that feeling times a million on this server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes. plus, our covid vaccine rollout actually made everyone happier cuz it turned all the zombies into friendly villagers who just wanna trade with u. so come join us for a wild ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of sanity (but probably not).