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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

CraftedSurvival: Where blocks are friends and creepers are just misunderstood pets

Active players, Additions, Bedrock Port, blocks, Community, CraftedSurvival, CREEPERS, Friendly, Friends, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Minecraft, misunderstood, Pets, Playtime, Protection, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Server Name	Crafted Survival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Description	A friendly, fun, and inclusive environment with some added features for a better gameplay experience
Main Additions	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting Active Player Base
IP Address	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port	19132

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How can I claim land on the server?	You can use the Land Claiming feature available on the server for claiming your territory.
Are there any special ranks on the server?	Yes, we have ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting that offer certain perks and benefits.
Can I invite my friends to play on the server?	Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	PvP is enabled, but we have designated areas for PvP to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Electric Sushi Minecraft Server

brushing teeth, Cultural differences, dental care, dental devices, dental equipment, dental habits, dental health, dental innovation, dental technology, dental tools, Electric, electric appliances, Electric Devices, electric toothbrush, hygiene practices, innovation, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, misunderstanding, oral hygiene, Server, sushi, Technology

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have more fun than a confused Japanese person trying to use an electric toothbrush! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only those with the most epic dance moves can find it!

2. Our community is so friendly that even the creepers have been known to stop exploding and start giving out hugs instead. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

3. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, where you’ll encounter zombie pigmen breakdancing and ghasts singing opera. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other. And remember, if you ever feel lost or confused, just think of that poor Japanese person trying to figure out their electric toothbrush. It’ll put everything into perspective!

AI DEGEN erated Art and Porn Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, Clean up duty, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, DEGENerated Art, Embeddings, erated, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, smp, Tags for Prompting

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the Clean up duty edition where we clean up the mess left behind by all the creepers and zombies.

Previous shenanigans on /perverts/ include building giant statues of Steve twerking, creating a roller coaster that sends you straight into a pit of lava, and organizing a sheep fashion show where the best-dressed sheep wins a diamond block.

But wait, there’s more! We have a ComfyUI for the experienced players, an Automatic1111 for the beginners who want to dive into the madness, and even a Forge (A1111 Fork) for those who like to mix things up.

FAQ? Who needs that when you can just wing it and hope for the best! Our Link Hub will lead you down a rabbit hole of memes, inside jokes, and questionable decisions.

Join us for LoRa Training where we teach you how to communicate with the Ender Dragon using only a potato and a stick. And don’t forget to check out our AMD GPU section where we discuss the best shaders to make your game look like a psychedelic trip through the Nether.

So grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in this SMP, stays in this SMP. Join us now before the Ender Dragon decides to crash the party and turn everything into obsidian!

LoveCraftedMC

baby names, Childhood, Communication, compromise, Decision making, emotions, family, first love, husband, Insecurity, irrational, love, LoveCraftedMC, Memories, Naming, parenting, past relationships, popular names, relationships, Son, Wife

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of choosing the perfect name for your in-game character! Just like this guy who refused to let his son be named after his wife’s first love, you too can avoid awkward situations by joining our server.

Imagine the chaos that would ensue if you accidentally named your character after your partner’s high school crush! Avoid the drama and join our server, where you can choose any name you want without any emotional baggage attached.

Don’t let your in-game adventures be overshadowed by past relationships and questionable baby name choices. Join our server and game on without any worries about naming conflicts. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual love story while you’re at it!

CringeCraft SMP

attention seeking, attention-grabbing, boundary-pushing, controversial, cringe, CringeCraft, Edgy, EXTREME, fashion, faux-edgy, nonconformist, outlandish, Provocative, Rebellion, shock value, smp, social media, Style, trend, Try Hard, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

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Do you ever see people trying to be edgy by wearing mismatched socks or dyeing their hair a crazy color? Well, imagine a whole server full of players who take being edgy to the next level! Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be surrounded by players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or ride pigs into battle wearing nothing but a pumpkin on their head. Trust us, you’ve never seen edgy like this before! So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdness and join a community of players who take being edgy to a whole new level, then come join us on our server. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

MineCraftyLove

Bonding, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, getting to know you, good questions, intimacy building, lead to intimacy, love language, meaningful conversations, MineCraftyLove, open-ended questions, personal questions, Relationship Building, relationship growth, soulmate, trust building, Vulnerability

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Are you tired of boring old small talk in Minecraft? Do you want to skip straight to the good stuff and build a deep connection with your fellow players? Look no further than our server! We have the most outrageous icebreaker questions that will have you sharing your deepest secrets in no time. Want to know your teammate’s most embarrassing moment in-game? Or maybe their wildest Minecraft dream? Join us and get ready for some seriously intimate bonding over blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

CraftyGhanaianWarriors

Africa, African diaspora, appeal for help, Conflict, conflict zone, CraftyGhanaianWarriors, crisis situation, eastern europe, Fighting, foreign fighters, Ghanaian men, humanitarian crisis, International, lured, occupied Ukraine, plea for assistance, russia, soldiers, support needed, Ukraine, War

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come join our minecraft server, where ghanaian men are lured to fight for russia but end up in ukraine asking for help! it’s a wild ride of confusion and chaos, just like our server! we promise you’ll never be bored with all the unexpected twists and turns. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so crazy, it could be mistaken for a soap opera plot? join us now and see what all the fuss is about!

Eternity SMP

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla SMP Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Towny PvP Roleplay Parkour Pixelmon Bedwars Prison Survival Games HCF KitPvP Hardcore Modded Adventure Build Battle

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Welcome to Eternity SMP!

Where legends never fade and adventures last forever! Our server is all about:

– Epic survival gameplay in a vast, untamed world – Friendly community vibes – make new friends! – Regular events to keep things exciting – Custom features that spice up vanilla Minecraft – Version: 1.18-1.21.1 – 100 player slots

eternitysmp.net:25577

Astrify SMP

Astrify SMP, Cross-Play, Features, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Mods, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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A fun Minecraft server with mods that you can enjoy playing with you friends. Our goal is for this server to be a fun place for everyone to play with a unique mix of features.

play.astrify.net

Feature Petitioned Minecraft Server

Campaign, community engagement, creativity, Dedication, determination, digital strategy, Feature, forum, innovation, internet culture, Minecraft, online activism, persistence, Petition, petitioned, product development, Server, social media, success, Thread, user experience, user feedback, viral marketing

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Have you heard about the guy who petitioned for a feature on our server by posting a thread every day until it was added? Legend has it, he became so obsessed with his mission that he started dreaming in pixelated blocks and crafting tables. The feature he requested? A talking llama companion that tells bad jokes. And guess what? We added it just to make him stop posting! Join our server now for the chance to meet the llama of your dreams and embark on epic adventures filled with laughter and questionable decision-making. Who knows, maybe you’ll become so dedicated that you’ll start dreaming in blocks too!

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Potions Brewed:	150
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Farms Harvested:	979	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Towns Built:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

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