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Woke Up Minecraft Server

alarmed, anxiety, concern, Confused, disbelief, Distress, fear, Minecraft, morning, Panic, puzzled, question.., Scared, Server, Shocked, startled, Surprise, uncertainty, unexpected, unknown, Woke, woke up, WTF

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	164
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	12723
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

WWE on SP Minecraft SMP

ASP, Canceled, community drama, Entertainment, Failures, internet culture, internet subcultures, message boards, Minecraft, Network, online communities, online exile, online forums, pw, smp, social media, sp, sports, truTV, wrestling, wrestling fanatics, wwe

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2216
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server started off as a WWE fan club on a sports board, got kicked out onto a wrestling board, and then got booted onto a network that’s basically the TruTV of Minecraft servers. We’re like the bad boys of the Minecraft world, constantly getting into trouble and causing mayhem wherever we go. Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and non-stop laughter. Just remember, we may be failures, but we sure know how to have a good time!

Gas Guzzler Minecraft Server

aita, APPOINTMENTS, car expenses, chauffeur, Communication, Driving, financial responsibility, gas, Girlfriend, grocery shopping, guzzler, horse care, medical leave, Medications, Minecraft, personal boundaries, refuel, relationship, Server, Support, Time management, Transportation, Understanding, Venmo

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Potions Brewed:	43	Holy Grails Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	1527
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of being a private chauffeur for your significant other? Do you feel like your car is constantly running on fumes because of all the driving you have to do? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world responsibilities!

On our server, you can build a virtual car that never needs refueling and never runs out of gas. You can drive around to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about running out of fuel or being asked to Venmo for gas money.

So say goodbye to being a chauffeur and hello to a world where you can drive endlessly without a care in the world. Join our server now and let the virtual road trip begin!

SkinnyVsChonkCraft

body image, childhood obesity, dietary choices, Exercise, family dynamics, family health, growth spurt, Healthy Eating, individual needs, meal planning, Medical advice, nutrition, obese child, parental guilt, physical activity, portion control, school lunches, sibling jealousy, skinny child, SkinnyVsChonkCraft, weight loss

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	997790	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you must navigate through a land filled with giant ham and crackers, baby carrots that come to life, and cucumber slices that can talk! But beware, there’s a hard boiled egg that’s out to get you – watch out!

But that’s not all! We have special challenges for players to help them lose weight in-game. Fight off mobs while doing jumping jacks, mine for diamonds while doing squats, and build your dream house while doing lunges – it’s the ultimate workout experience!

And don’t worry about feeling left out like poor Amy, because on our server, everyone gets the same amount of virtual food in their inventory. No more jealousy, just pure gaming fun!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your calorie intake)! Let’s get gaming and get fit together – are you in?

BlockySacrificeCraft

appreciation, BlockySacrificeCraft, Empathy, Experience, giving up, Gratitude, hindsight, IMPORTANCE, lessons learned, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, sacrifice, Selflessness, Understanding, Value, WORTH..

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5127
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2421

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only sacrifice you make is losing your diamonds in a lava pit? Well, on our server, sacrifices are taken to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of sacrificing your rarest items to summon powerful mobs to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground cult that worships the legendary Chicken Overlord. Legend has it that those who make the ultimate sacrifice of a golden egg will be granted unimaginable riches and power. Are you brave enough to join the cult and face the wrath of the Chicken Overlord?

So come on down to our server and discover the true value of sacrifice. Who knows, you might just become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft!

Amini’s Block Party Minecraft Server

activism, Aminis, anniversary, BLOCK, civil rights, Death in custody, family, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, iran, Iranian student, Justice for Mahsa Amini, Mahsa Amini, Minecraft, Oppression, Party, Police Brutality, protest, Server, social justice, Stay home, student movement, Surrounded, Tragedy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Void Gems Collected:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, you’ll forget about all your problems like mahsa amini’s family being ‘surrounded’! we got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community so lit, you’ll never want to leave your house again! plus, on the anniversary of mahsa amini’s death in custody, we’ll have a special event where you have to stay home and play minecraft all day! it’s gonna be so wild, you won’t even remember who mahsa amini is! so join now and let’s make some memories together, even if they’re as crazy as mahsa amini’s family being ‘surrounded’!

CraftyKyiv

benefits for Ukrainian men, CraftyKyiv, eastern europe, end benefits, Europe, European benefits, European benefits policy, European citizenship, European immigration, european integration, European migrant workers, European policy, european politics, european union, immigration benefits, international relations, Polish minister, Polish-Ukrainian relations, Ukrainian men in Europe, visiting Kyiv

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Crops Grown:	2875	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragons Tamed:	2

so, like, u know how there’s this minecraft server that’s, like, totally lit? well, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, fam. we got, like, so many crazy things happening here that u won’t believe ur eyes, bro.

first off, we got this epic storyline where the polish minister is, like, visiting kyiv, right? and he’s all, like, calling for an end to benefits for ukrainian men in europe. but, like, plot twist, he’s actually secretly a minecraft player and he’s trying to, like, take over the server with his crazy political agenda. it’s, like, so intense, dude.

but wait, there’s more. we’ve also got, like, this insane pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. trust me, u won’t find a more epic battle anywhere else on the internet.

and if that’s not enough to convince u to join, we’ve also got, like, the most epic builds u’ve ever seen. from towering castles to intricate redstone creations, our players have, like, no limits when it comes to creativity.

so, what r u waiting for, bro? come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Walled Lake Server

Adventure, building, Community, Competition, creativity, Exploration, Factions, Griefing, Land Claim, Michigan, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Some related tags that are not part of this Minecraft server could be: open world, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Welcome to the (unofficial) Walled Lake Minecraft server for Walled Lake Michigan!

This server features a couple of plugins, but an overall vanilla Minecraft experience.

There are no rules against PVP and griefing, however, the server features a land claim plugin that prevents players from destroying or modifying any blocks on claimed land (land claims are not protected against TNT).

You can create and join groups with your fellow players to build with, fight, or destroy other groups. This server is intended to function similarly to the factions game mode.

WalledLake.apexmc.co:25834

The Ruthless Raid

Arena, Challenging, Economy, free region, hard difficulty, Hardcore, in-game currency, Leaderboards, Loot, Pets, premium rank, Prizes, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, roulette, Shop, strategy, Survival, villagers

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1797
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to The Ruthless Raid, a hardcore survival server set to hard difficulty. Explore a vast world where players can build anywhere or claim a free 30×30 protected region to keep their loot safe. Our General Shop offers everything you need, purchasable with money earned in-game by slaying villagers. We also have a Pet Shop with over 50 pets that can be ridden, fed, and cared for. Compete in our Arena for PvP glory, or spin the roulette to win fantastic prizes, including the coveted [Premium] rank. With ranks, unique rewards, and a thriving economy, you can make your mark and rise to the top. Each player can have up to two regions—one for free and one purchasable with in-game currency. We offer a challenging but rewarding experience where strategy and survival skills are key. Will you conquer The Ruthless Raid and claim your place in the top 11 leaderboards? Join now and find out.

play.theruthlessraid.com

❤️⭐FineLime⭐❤️ Grief server Minecraft server

Active, best, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, FineLime, Fun, Grief, Hardcore, Minecraft, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Villages Defended:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Best Grief Server

mc.finelime.ru