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WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

adorable, animal, Aquatic, beauty, charming, cute, Darling, endearing, lovable, Lovely, mammal, marine life, Minecraft, Nature, Ocean, Precious, sea creature, Server, SWEET, Underwater, whorca, WhorcaCraft, wildlife

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has a cute whorca that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the majestic beauty of this mythical creature as it swims through the pixelated waters of our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

UnattractiveCraft

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, individual beauty, Individuality, nonconformity, nontraditional beauty, Personal preferences, personal taste, physical appearance, societal beauty standards, societal expectations, societal norms, UnattractiveCraft, unconventional appeal, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional standards, unique attractiveness, unique charm

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Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We specialize in building the most outrageous and wacky creations you’ve ever seen in Minecraft.

Join us if you’re tired of conforming to society’s standards and want to let your creativity run wild. We have a special section dedicated to building the most unattractive and unconventional structures you can think of. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in our custom arenas filled with obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner weirdo! Who needs society’s approval when you can have this much fun?

Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

christmas, court case, criminal charges, criminal justice, European court, extremist, German court, holiday threat, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, plot foiled, Public Safety, radicalization, Santas, secret, security measures, sentences, sentencing, Server, Teen, terror plot, Terrorism, young offender

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?

and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.

so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: NoWeddingDresses

authoritarian regime, Censorship, crackdown, cultural crackdown, cultural influence, freedom of expression, government control, human rights violations, KimJongCraft, media censorship, North Korea, North Korean society, NoWeddingDresses, oppressive regime, political control, political repression, Propaganda, Slang, social restrictions, societal control, South’s influence, wedding dresses

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come join our minecraft server, where we have more rules than north korea cracking down on wedding dresses and slang! you think you know oppression? think again, our server will make you appreciate your freedom to build and mine like never before.

we have secret police patrolling the virtual streets, ready to catch you using any slang or wearing any wedding dresses in the game. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

join us for a truly unique and immersive experience, where you’ll never know what crazy rule we’ll come up with next. who knew minecraft could be so intense? come see for yourself!

ConsciousCraft: Superior AI vs Humans

AGI, ai, Artificial Intelligence, conscience, ConsciousCraft, Consciousness, consequences, Development, ethical considerations, Ethics, Future, Humanity, humans, innovation, machine learning, Milestones, moral dilemmas, philosophical implications, progress, robotics, superior, superior intelligence, Technology

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Yo, dis server be like a virtual reality rollercoaster ride through the mind of a mad scientist! Our AI be so advanced, it be talkin’ smack to players and creatin’ crazy challenges that’ll blow ya mind!

Join us if ya wanna witness the moment when our AGI becomes smarter than all us puny humans. It’s like watchin’ a robot take over the world, but in a fun Minecrafty way!

So come on down and see if ya can outsmart our AI overlords. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save humanity from the virtual apocalypse! Or maybe you’ll just get wrecked by a digital brain with a superiority complex. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

BlockySMP

building, Community, Copy, Countries, Crafting, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Exploration, Geographic, gold ingots, MCMMO, multiplayer, Parkour, planet, player-driven, PvP, Realistic, Roleplay, scale, Shops, simulation, Survival, town-building, Towny

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THE WORLD OF THIS SERVER IS A SCALE COPY OF THE PLANET EARTH

What to do in this server:

– Simulate the real world, it’s an earth server after all.

– Economy is driven by the players, there’s no system to sell your items. Players build shops and sell their items other people, thus making money aka Gold Ingots.

– Create your country inside Minecraft. Build up a town and sell items.

blockysmp.net

High Altitude Drama Queens – No Flying Allowed! Now with extra drama-free land claiming, economy, and McMMO in version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, Allowed, Altitude, Claiming, community-centered, Contact, Custom Features, Discord, Drama, dramafree, Dynmap, Economy, EXTRA, flying, Griefprevention, HIGH, interesting features, Land, major minecraft release, MCMMO, Monthly Events, Mypet, new world, Older players, Player Shops, QUEENS, Relax, smp, survival network, Teleportation, Towns, Version, Website

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Minecraft Server Overview:

IP	play.alttd.com
Website	alttd.com
Rules	alttd.com/rules
Discord	discord.gg/TGqpzCJ
Blog/ News	alttd.com/blog/

Who are we?

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features:

1.20.x Survival Map
Land claiming with GriefPrevention
Basic teleportation (/home and /back)
Dynmap (alttd.com/map)
Economy with player shops
Custom warp plugin for towns
Monthly server events

We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so though the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist?	No, our server is open to all players.
Can I join from any Minecraft version?	We recommend joining from 1.20.x, but older versions may work too.
Are there any age restrictions?	Altitude is intended for older players, but all ages are welcome.
How can I claim land?	You can claim land using the GriefPrevention plugin on our server.
Are there monthly server events?	Yes, we host monthly server events for our community.

EnVtuber’s Jukebox Minecraft Server

AI singer, artist, Avatar, digital avatar, digital singer, entertainer, ENVtuber, envtubers, jukebox, Minecraft, Music, Performer, Server, singing, song, virtual artist, virtual avatar, Virtual entertainer, Virtual idol, virtual performer, virtual singer, vocaloid, VOICED

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where every block sings a different tune, thanks to our special EnVtuber voice mod! That’s right, your cobblestone will be belting out ballads and your diamonds will be hitting those high notes like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Creeper Choir, a group of explosive singers who put on the most electrifying performances you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on our Enderman dance parties – those guys really know how to break it down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine to the beat of a catchy tune and battle mobs with a soundtrack that’ll make your ears ring (in a good way)? Come join us for a musical Minecraft experience like no other!

Pixelated Fibs Minecraft Server

Deceit, deceitful, Deception, dishonest, dishonesty, false information, falsehood, falsehoods, fibbing, Fibs, Lies, lying.., Minecraft, pixelated, Server, sweet little lies, tall tales, untruthful, untruths, White Lies

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the lies are sweeter than a golden apple! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious player who can build a castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

If you’re looking for adventure, look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasure chests, secret dungeons, and a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party hosted by zombie pigmen.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that can breakdance on command, a diamond pickaxe that never breaks, and a potion of invisibility that turns you into a floating block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the sweet little lies take you on a magical journey you’ll never forget!

PoundPupPrankster

aita, Argument, Asshole, contentious conversations, destroyed garden, dog in yard, doggy door, Fence, flower garden, garden destruction, neighbor dispute, neighbors dog, open backyard, Pound, PoundPupPrankster, slammed door, taking dog to pound, throwaway, unleashed dog, vegetable garden

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Are you tired of dealing with pesky neighbors and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own garden without the fear of it being destroyed by a neighbor’s dog! Our virtual world has no boundaries, so you can grow your vegetables and flowers in peace.

Say goodbye to confrontations with neighbors and hello to a stress-free gardening experience. No more doggy door drama or pound threats, just pure relaxation and creativity. Join us now and start planting your virtual garden without any interference from unwanted furry friends. Trust us, it’s a doggone good time!

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Void Gems Collected:	39	Gods Slained:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mines Excavated:	1260
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Void Armor Forged:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	811
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	211
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Emeralds Found:	1723	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Void Armor Forged:	26

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WhorcaCraft Minecraft Server

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UnattractiveCraft

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Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

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ConsciousCraft: Superior AI vs Humans

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BlockySMP

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High Altitude Drama Queens – No Flying Allowed! Now with extra drama-free land claiming, economy, and McMMO in version 1.20.4!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Who are we?

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FAQ:

EnVtuber’s Jukebox Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

Pixelated Fibs Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

PoundPupPrankster

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	244	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	451	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3765
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2