joke date – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

RetroGalsMCServer

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, Retro Girls General, RetroGalsMCServer, Riona, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join the likes of Onolumi, the master of block-building, and Amiya Aranha, who can mine diamonds blindfolded. Tomomi Toraya will guide you through the pixelated wilderness, while Kiki will keep you laughing with her hilarious antics. And don’t even get us started on Mozumi Pichi, who can tame a whole army of wolves with just a bone.

But that’s not all! Riona will take you on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon, while Clauvio will teach you how to build the ultimate redstone contraptions. Karin will show you how to survive the harsh world of Minecraft, while Super Meche will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds. Yumanea will enchant your gear to make you unstoppable, and Yuno Nightingale will serenade you with songs as you mine for resources.

And if that’s not enough, Jorunna will host epic PvP battles that will make you sweat more than a creeper sneaking up on you. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

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ArchCraft Minecraft Server

arch, ArchCraft, Beginner, command line, compilation, Customization, desktop environment, dual boot, installation, learning curve, linux, Minecraft, operating system, package manager, Server, software, Terminal, Troubleshooting, tutorial, user-friendly, virtual machine, windows

Are you tired of living in the Windows world like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn the ways of the Arch! Our server is like a magical land where compiling is as easy as baking a cake (literally, you just need to find the right ingredients in-game). Say goodbye to your Windows woes and hello to a whole new world of possibilities. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you might just run into him while exploring the vast landscapes. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Arch and never look back!

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WeddingBlockParty

25th wedding anniversary, Boundaries, Budget, celebration, Communication, compromise, Decision making, destination choice, destination wedding, Expectations, family, family dynamics, finances, long flights, Priorities, relationships, Resorts, travel, Upset, wedding planning, WeddingBlockParty

Are you tired of boring old weddings in the same old venues? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic destination wedding of all time! Picture this: you and your loved ones logging in from the comfort of your own home, surrounded by stunning virtual landscapes and pixelated perfection.

Forget about expensive flights and overpriced resorts, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your Wi-Fi connection). Explore exotic biomes, build your dream wedding venue, and invite all your friends and family to join in the fun – no long flights required!

And the best part? You can customize every detail of your special day, from the guest list to the decorations, all from the comfort of your own computer screen. So why settle for a boring old wedding when you can have a Minecraft extravaganza that will leave your guests speechless (and possibly questioning your sanity)? Join our server now and let the blocky festivities begin!

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BlockyTruth Minecraft Server

acceptance, BELIEF, BlockyTruth, cognitive dissonance, confirmation, conviction, Deception, denial, Evidence, facts, ignorance, Minecraft, misbelief, misinterpretation, Misunderstanding Confirmation bias, Perception Misconceptions, Proof Skepticism, Reality, Server, Truth

That our Minecraft server is actually run by a team of highly trained llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. These sophisticated llamas have created the most epic and hilarious Minecraft world you will ever experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. They will challenge you to epic chicken races and if you win, you get to wear their coveted feathered ninja headband.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who just want to boogie down with you. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So come join us on our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be this wild and wacky?

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CuteCraft: Animal Edition

adorable, animal, Animal lover, beloved pet, charming, charming animal, charming creature, cuddly, cute, CuteCraft, cutest animal, delightful, Edition, endearing, Fluffy, Furry, Heartwarming, Irresistible, lovable, pet, Precious, small animal, SWEET

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the cutest animal is actually a blocky pig wearing sunglasses and a top hat! This server is home to a magical land where pigs can talk, chickens can dance, and cows can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky)! But be careful, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and they’ll drop some sick beats while trying to blow you up. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

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WeirdSexCraft

adding one person, normal sex, sexual arousal, sexual behavior, sexual boundaries, sexual communication, sexual dynamics, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasy, Sexual intimacy, sexual pleasure, sexual psychology, sexual relationships, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos, sitting in the corner, voyeurism, weird sex, WeirdSexCraft

join this cray cray minecraft server where the normal sex turns into weird sex just by adding one other person who sits in the corner doing nothing. it’s like a freaky friday but in minecraft form. you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans will happen next. come on, you know you want to see what happens when you mix a llama, a creeper, and a pig in a hot tub. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild and wacky adventures. trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

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DegenerateCraft: Antibody Degraders

antibody, Antibody engineering, Antibody-based therapies, biotechnology, Chronic illnesses, DegenerateCraft, Degenerative diseases, Degraders, Development, Disease treatment, drug development, Healthcare, Innovative treatments, Medical research, Molecular biology, Neurodegenerative disorders, Precision medicine, Protein degradation, Protein degraders, Single-domain antibody, Targeted therapy, Therapeutic interventions, therapies

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest development in therapies for degenerative diseases! like, we got single-domain antibody-based protein degraders dat will make u feel like u got superpowers in da game!

imagine ur character in minecraft suddenly getting cured of all diseases just by walkin’ around our server! u be jumpin’ higher, runnin’ faster, and slayin’ dem creepers like a boss!

so come on and join us, cuz on dis server, we turnin’ degenerative diseases into degenerative DISCO PARTIES! let’s get funky and game on, baby!

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UltraPvP: Just pretend you’re good at PvP, we won’t tell anyone about your secret hiding spots

Arena, Class, Cosmetic Tickets, Cosmetics, Currency, FFA combat, Friends, Good, Hiding, holdup, Items, lobbies, Map Rotation, Maps, Menus, Paytowin, Playtime, PRETEND, PvP, secret, server networks, Spots, UltraPvP, UltraPvP_xyz, Voting, Wont, Youre

UltraPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.ultrapvp.xyz
Version	1.20.4 – Current
Description	UltraPvP: PvP, without the holdup. Sick of large, complex server networks? Tired of navigating through heaps of menus and lobbies just to play some PvP? Look no further. Invite your friends, choose a class, and drop into the arena for some good old FFA combat. No PayToWin, currency is earned through playtime.
Change Log	27/5/24: Initial release 29/5/24: Currency added, used to buy useful items, earned through voting and playtime 1/6/24: Cosmetics added, can be bought using Cosmetic Tickets, bought with currency 3/6/24: Map Rotation + 3 new maps added

FAQ

Q: Can I play with my friends on UltraPvP?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on UltraPvP and engage in FFA combat together.

Q: How do I earn currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency on UltraPvP is earned through playtime and voting for the server.

Q: Are there PayToWin features on UltraPvP?

A: No, UltraPvP does not have PayToWin elements. Players earn currency through gameplay and cannot purchase an advantage.

Q: What can I buy with currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency can be used to purchase useful items and cosmetics on UltraPvP.

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, ANTI-HERO, dark themes, hidden gems, long tail tags, Minecraft, Misunderstood protagonist, overlooked games, platformer, sega, Server, Shadow the Hedgehog, ShadowCraft, sonic the hedgehog, under-the-radar games, underappreciated gems, underrated characters, underrated classics, Underrated Games, underrated gems, underrated titles, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into gold, build a house out of cake, and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies!

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server today and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

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PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

alpha male, behind bars, biggest dick, Bragging rights, cellmate, confined space, DOMINANCE, exaggerated claims, hyperbole, incarceration, Inmate, Jail, locker room talk, machismo, Minecraft, penitentiary, Prison, PrisonPeen, Server, size matters, tall tales, tough guy, urban legend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

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