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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Star Shards Collected:	132
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring, lifeless servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is anything but dead or dying! In fact, our server is so alive and thriving that even the zombies are doing the cha-cha slide in excitement.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the treacherous world of Minecraft. Our community is filled with hilarious characters, from a talking cow who gives out questionable advice to a villager who moonlights as a stand-up comedian.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to uncover its treasures?

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Rhino SMP

#exciting, BUILD, Community, dynamic, Economy, Explore, Immersive, Minecraft, Plugins, Rhino SMP, Server, Survival, Trade, Unique, world

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Welcome to Rhino SMP! Join our thriving economy-driven community, where you can build, explore, and trade your way to success. Our server features state-of-the-art plugins, ensuring a unique and immersive Minecraft experience. Come and be a part of our dynamic and exciting world

play.rhinosmp.com

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Emeralds Found:	9904	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRL1.SKYBARS.ME

Splintercel Minecraft Server

action, co-op, Espionage, Gadgets, gameplay, Imagine, infiltrate, Kek, Minecraft, Mission, multiplayer, Server, Shooter, Splintercel, Spy, stealth, tactical, third person, Thriller, tom clancy, ubisoft, video game

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7453

Are you tired of being a regular Minecraft player? Do you dream of being a super sneaky, top-secret agent like Splintercel? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can live out your wildest spy fantasies! Sneak around like a ninja, gather intel on other players, and complete top-secret missions to become the ultimate Splintercel in the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who battle it out in epic llama jousting tournaments. Ride your trusty llama into battle, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick, and prove your worth in the ultimate test of skill and bravery.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure trove filled with rare and valuable items that only the most cunning and daring players can uncover. Will you be the one to discover the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, or will you be left empty-handed and humiliated?

Join us on our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Who needs to be a regular player when you can be a Splintercel llama-riding treasure hunter extraordinaire? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Conservatives-rw'ers Minecraft SMP: Do You Think?

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where conservatives-rw’ers are the rulers and authority figures, and questioning them is not allowed!

But that’s not all, we also have a pro-corporation, pro-NATO, pro-Ukraine, and pro-Jewish agenda that will keep you on your toes and constantly questioning your beliefs. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and controversial?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with power struggles, conspiracy theories, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows what will happen next on our insane Minecraft SMP!

Nebuland | ATM9 TTS

Skyblock, Skyblock Modpack Resources Challenges Islands Adventure Automation Empire Skies Void Mods Limited Community Events Prizes Achievements Protection Management Crafting Skills

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Ready to conquer the skies and build your empire in the void? Join our Skyblock server with the All the Mods 9 To the Sky (ATM9 TTS) modpack and live a unique Minecraft experience! With incredible mods, limited resources, and unparalleled challenges, you’ll have everything you need to create, automate, and expand your floating islands.

Server Features:

ATM9 TTS Modpack – More than 300 mods designed for an unmatched Skyblock experience. 24/7 Server – Always available for you to advance your adventure whenever you want. Collaborative Community – Share strategies, help and fun with other players. Exclusive events and challenges – Enter to win prizes and show off your achievements. Land Protection and Management System – Use FTB Chunks to protect and manage your island. Visit us in our official store: https://nebuland-atm9tts.craftingstore.net/

Don’t wait any longer! Join the best ATM9 TTS server and push your skills to the limit while having fun. We are waiting for you!

104.128.49.50:25580

Luigi Is A Patsy Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2245
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we expose the truth about Luigi being a patsy! But that’s not all, social media is entirely fabricated on our server – we even found a manifesto written by a chicken! And guess what? We found Luigi with a “ghost gun” that he didn’t throw into the ocean for some reason. He was also found with fake IDs and a wad of cash, talk about shady business!

But wait, there’s more! Elon Musk took over and now we have posts that can’t be edited, making it impossible for anyone to cover up the truth. And don’t even try to say it’s all fake, we archived everything so you glowniggers can’t deny the insanity happening on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride of conspiracy theories, Minecraft madness, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what other secrets we’ll uncover next!

SMP – Bag of Blocks #6957

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firepower Exercise, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, News, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Serika, shorts, Side Content, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziest adventures! Join us for outrageous reasons like finding diamonds in the shape of a unicorn or battling creepers with laser swords!

Our server is filled with insane stories like the time a player rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava (true story, we swear). And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that happen every day, like when a group of players took on the Ender Dragon armed only with wooden pickaxes and won!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen – from flying pigs to dancing zombies, it’s all here waiting for you to discover!

FlowSurvival

BUILD, Choose Your Job, Earn, Economy, Events, Explore, friendly community, Fun, Giveaways, Grief Protection, Jobs, play now., rank up, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

mc.flowsurvival.org

Block Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, Beginner’s FAQ, BLOCK, bugmen, bully seaniggers, coalition unit, Degenerates, discord trannies, do not redeem, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, glass island event, guides, lore material, Lunar Conviviality, lurk before posting., MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, New Event, News, PNC Resources, procurement event, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep playing.

Ever wanted to fight off hoards of creepers with nothing but a carrot? Or maybe you’re more into building a castle made entirely of TNT? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Join now for a chance to team up with other players to take down the ultimate boss – a giant Ender Dragon that breathes fire made of rainbow-colored blocks! And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see any seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, be sure to give them a good ol’ Minecraft welcome.