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DutchMemeTeam in Minecraft SMP

athletes, Competition, digital competition, Dutch athletes, dutch team, DutchMemeTeam, Entertainment, humor, international competition, meme challenge, meme competition, Memelympics, Minecraft, Netherlands, online event, Performance, smp, social media, social media event, sports, team performance, team spirit, viral content

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of memes and madness!

Join us and witness the Dutch team in the Memelympics as they compete in ridiculous events like meme crafting, meme parkour, and meme trivia. Will they take home the gold or will they be left in a sea of LOLs and tears?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof and a love for bacon. Will you be able to curry favor with this porcine monarch or will you end up as pork chop?

So come on down to our SMP and experience the craziest, funniest, and most meme-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

DatingCraft Minecraft Server

Assumptions, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DATING, dating event, DatingCraft, emotions, Exclusivity, Expectations, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Minecraft, Miscommunication., relationship, self reflection, Server, speed dating, Trust

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Potions Brewed:	102
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7873
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where dating drama doesn’t exist because all you need is your trusty pickaxe and some diamond armor to survive! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through the treacherous world of blocky relationships.

Forget about real-life drama, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough TNT to blow up your friend’s house (just kidding, please don’t do that). With only 7 dates in 6 months, you’ll have plenty of time to mine for diamonds and build your dream castle.

And who needs a boyfriend when you have a whole community of fellow players to team up with and conquer the Minecraft world together? So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Let the blocky adventures begin!

TinderCraft: AITA?

aita, BETRAYAL, Communication, emotional distress, emotional reactions, fidelity, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of trust, marital conflict, marriage problems, misunderstanding, online dating, privacy invasion, relationship boundaries, relationship dynamics, suspicion, TinderCraft, trust issues, trustworthiness

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1013
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where you’ll never know what to expect next!

Join us for the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of your favorite foods, and battling evil llamas in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you need a break from all the action, you can always try your hand at solving our mystery of the missing diamond blocks. Rumor has it, they were stolen by a sneaky group of chickens wearing top hats.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

HotMessCraft Minecraft Server

Achievements, Alumni, beauty, career, college, Confidence, Friends, high school, HotMessCraft, life updates, Memories, Minecraft, most attractive, Nostalgia, personal growth, physical appearance, Popularity, relationships, reunion, Server, social media, success, transformation

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	37	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of seeing the most attractive person in your high school or college getting all the attention? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, they mysteriously disappeared and now everyone is vying for the title of the hottest player in town! Join us and show off your pixelated beauty as you compete in epic build battles and strut your stuff in the virtual world. Who needs real-life attractiveness when you can be the hottest blocky babe or stud on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

MissingBlockAlert

belongings, Daily, Disappearance, missing items, MissingBlockAlert, personal items, room, room belongings, room inventory, room items, room possessions, room security, theft, UNNOTICED, unnoticed absence, unnoticed disappearance, unnoticed loss, unnoticed removal, unnoticed theft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Votes:	4750
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Imagine logging into our Minecraft server and finding that someone has taken one block out of your meticulously designed castle every day without you noticing! How long would it take for you to realize your diamond throne is missing a block? Join our server for the ultimate challenge of keeping track of your belongings while navigating through crazy adventures and hilarious pranks. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret underground lair where all your missing blocks have been hiding! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see how long it takes for you to notice the missing items!

MoscowCraft Server: $22K to Fight!

000, 22, 22k, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Fight, incentive, International, Military, Moscow, MoscowCraft, offer, opportunity, patriotism, Politics, RECORD, Recruitment, Residents, russia, Server, Ukraine, volunteer, War

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
New Chunks Explored:	948109	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia is giving away $22,000 to anyone who fights in ukraine!! but like, who needs that money when you can just mine diamonds and build a sick castle with your pals in our server?? plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and battle evil mobs like zombie putin and skeleton stalin. join now and let’s show those ukraine baddies who’s boss in the virtual world!!

AlexeysCraft: Jailbreak Edition

Alexey Soldatov, AlexeysCraft, authoritarianism, Censorship, Cyber Security, digital pioneer, digital rights, Edition, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, innovation, internet, internet history, Jail, Jailbreak, online activism, persecution, russia, Russian technology, scientist, Technology

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Mines Excavated:	3091	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

haha so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, in Russia they be jailin’ scientists for like, doin’ internet stuff. but like, on our server, u can be as wild as u want, no jail time here, just block buildin’ fun! come join us and escape the russian internet police, build ur own virtual world where u r the boss! ain’t no scientist gonna get jailed here, just pure minecraft madness! so join now and let’s get blocky together!

CuratedCraft: Where YOU Choose the Adventure!

Adventure, advertising, algorithm, Audience, choose, consumerism, CONTENT, curated experience, CuratedCraft, Digital, Entertainment, Evolution, Media, on demand, personalized, social media, streaming, Technology, television, trends, TV, user-generated, viewing habits

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Love Letters Sent:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like the ultimate place to be, man. like, you know how tv used to be all about companies telling you what to watch? well, this server is like the opposite of that. you get to choose what you want to do, where you want to go, and who you want to hang out with. it’s like total freedom, bro.

and social media? pshh, don’t even get me started. it’s like a dumpster fire of drama and fake news. but on this server, it’s all about good vibes and positive energy. like, everyone is just chillin’ and having a good time. no drama, no negativity, just pure minecraft bliss.

oh, and did i mention the crazy stories? like, there’s this one time where a player built a roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. it was insane, man. or the time when a group of players formed a band and started performing concerts in-game. like, who even does that?

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s all about fun, freedom, and epic adventures, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go build some crazy stuff together!

DarkOxyCraft

atmospheric gases, biological processes, biology, chemistry, dark oxygen, DarkOxyCraft, discovery, Environmental Science, microbial processes, new findings, oxygen creation, oxygen cycle, oxygen levels, oxygen production, oxygen production mechanisms, oxygen research, photosynthesis, research, scientific breakthrough, scientific study, scientists

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

lol u heard it right, we got ‘dark oxygen’ on our server! come join us and witness the magic of oxygen being created without photosynthesis. our players have reported feeling more energized and alive after breathing in this mysterious substance. who needs sunlight when you have dark oxygen, amirite? join now and experience the ultimate power of the dark side!

Nestorcraft Skyblock

Adventure, automate tasks, boost island productivity, Challenges, competitive categories, conquer skies, customize experience, join us, Minions, Pets, Quests, Realms, Rewards, seasonal payouts, Shards, Skyblock, skyfly, story mode, strategy, Survival, tags

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to NestorCraft Skyblock! IP: nestorcraft.com.

Dive into the ultimate skyblock adventure packed with endless excitement and features! Utilize Minions to automate tasks and boost your island’s productivity. Soar through the skies with Skyfly, unlocking new realms and challenges. Embark on thrilling Quests and unravel the epic Story Mode. Collect and train adorable Pets to aid you on your journey. Customize your experience with unique Tags and harness the power of Shards to enhance your gameplay. Compete in 3 competitive categories for exclusive seasonal payouts. Adventure, strategy, and rewards await you at NestorCraft Skyblock. Join us and conquer the skies today!

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