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BlazeCraft: Where Smoking Weed is the Highlight of the Day!

BlazeCraft, coping mechanism, coping with weed, daily routine, daily smoker, Day, dulling senses, family pressure, happy with weed, highlight, hobbies not enough, hopeless loser, joint after workout, logical choice, looking forward, no gf, offended by advice, smoking, smoking weed, unhappy without weed, Weed, weed enthusiast, weed is happiness, weed is life

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your love for weed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all stoners and gamers alike.

Join us and smoke a virtual joint after every virtual workout – because why not? Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server that lets you dull your senses in peace?

Don’t let anyone tell you to stop smoking weed, especially not your friends and family. We get it, being sober is just not as fun as being high all the time.

So come join our server, where hobbies and friends are overrated, and coping is for losers. Let’s get high and game on!

CraftyFeministRevolution

activism, advocacy, CraftyFeministRevolution, demonstration, equality, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Iranian activism., Iranian diaspora, Iranian women’s rights, Paris demonstration, Paris rally, protest, social justice, solidarity, women’s empowerment, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights movement

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got Iranian women’s rights rally goin on in Paris! u can join in on da fun and help fight for equality while also building ur dream castle or whatever! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! u gotta join dis server for the epic adventure and the chance to make a difference in da world! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s go save some Iranian women and get rich at da same time!

Blocky Edge Cases

acne, acne treatment, beauty, Beauty Tips, blackhead removal, Blackheads, blocky, Cases, clear skin, clogged pores, Dermatology, edge, exfoliation, facial cleansing, facial treatments, healthy skin, oily skin, pore cleansing, self-care, skin care, skincare products, Skincare Routine, skincare tips

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	4077	Love Letters Sent:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
New Chunks Explored:	688809	Animals Bred:	149
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this epic server where blackheads have edge cases! What does that even mean? Who knows, but it sounds cool, right?

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Done. Want to build a giant statue of a potato with laser eyes? You got it. Want to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon? Heck yeah!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Llama of Doom, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its power? Or will you just end up getting lost in a maze of giant cheese wheels? Only one way to find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Blackheads have edge cases, and you won’t want to miss out on all the chaos and hilarity that awaits you. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Syre MC SkyGens: Where SkyBlock meets a midlife crisis

Ascension, chop, Crisis, Custom Enchants, Discord, Enchantment Tables, Farm, Fish, Free Ranks, Frequent Updates, Fresh content, Generators, Grinding, meets, Midlife, mine, New server, Pet system, Playing, Quests, RICHEST, Skyblock, SkyGens, smp, Syre, Upgrades

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to Syre MC
Custom Enchants	Acquire unique enchants through quests or enchantment tables!
Generators	Collect and upgrade your generators to become the richest on the server!
New Server	Enjoy frequent updates, ensuring fresh content!
Free Ranks	Ascend through the ranks simply by playing!
Pet System	Fish, Farm, Mine, and Chop your way to the top through our unique ways of grinding!
Discord	Join our discord at https://discord.gg/WXQSHhXY

FAQ

How can I acquire custom enchants?

You can acquire custom enchants through quests or by using enchantment tables.

How can I become the richest on the server?

Collect and upgrade your generators to increase your wealth and become the richest player on the server.

How often does the server receive updates?

The server receives frequent updates to ensure fresh content and keep players engaged.

How can I ascend through the ranks?

Simply by playing on the server, you can ascend through the ranks and unlock new privileges.

What unique ways of grinding are available in the pet system?

In the pet system, you can fish, farm, mine, and chop your way to the top, offering a variety of ways to progress.

Boomer Minecraft Server

acceptance, age, aging, boomer, coming out, discrimination, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, personal growth, queer, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, sexual orientation, Sexuality, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Astral Projections Made:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of feeling less fabulous as you age? Join our Minecraft server and experience a reverse aging process where you become more and more fabulous with each block you mine! Our server is infused with magical rainbow sparkles that will make you feel like a glittery unicorn prancing through a field of diamonds. Say goodbye to boring old age and hello to a lifetime of fabulousness on our server! Join now and start feeling gayer than ever before!

Lonely No More Minecraft SMP

coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotions, Human Connection, Loneliness, lonely, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-validation, smp, social connection

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of feeling lonely in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never feel alone again! Why? Because we have a secret potion that makes all the mobs in the game want to be your friend! That’s right, no more wandering the world solo, now you’ll have a whole army of creepers following you around like loyal puppies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King in a dance-off for the ages. If you win, you’ll be granted the power to control all the chickens in the land. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending a lot of time clucking around.

So come join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever! Who needs real friends when you have a posse of friendly mobs and a dance-off with a giant chicken to look forward to?

NoBoyfriendNoTag

airtag, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Carry, Communication, control, Controlling, INDEPENDENCE, location, narcissist, NoBoyfriendNoTag, overprotective, privacy, refusing, relationship, Safety, track, Trust

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from controlling boyfriends and live your best blocky life!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where you don’t need an AirTag to know where you are at all times. Our server is a safe space where you can roam freely without anyone tracking your every move.

Forget about serious conversations about carrying tracking devices, here you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any worries. Plus, our community is full of independent players who value trust and respect your autonomy.

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a controlling boyfriend when you have a pickaxe and a world of endless possibilities at your fingertips?

RegretCraft SMP: WorstDecisions

bad judgment, blunder, disastrous choice, error, Failure, Folly, hindsight, hindsight bias, lesson learned, misstep, mistake, personal growth, poor choice, poor decision making, regret, RegretCraft, self reflection, setback, smp, unfortunate decision, worst decision, WorstDecisions, wrong turn

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ores Mined:	2289
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Potions Brewed:	41
Divine Spears Created:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your pet pig? Well, that’s nothing compared to the chaos you’ll experience on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have a taste for diamond armor. Trust us, it’s better than trying to tame a pack of wild wolves with only a bone in hand. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world where the only rule is: expect the unexpected!

WeirdlyHotCraft

Allure, Alluring, attractive, BIZARRE, Captivating, Curious, eccentric, Fascinating, Intriguing, odd, Off Kilter, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdlyHotCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ores Mined:	5715
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour on the hour. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly for 30 seconds. It’s like a real-life cheat code, but in Minecraft!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally, we have a portal to the moon), then come join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive is our server!

RedstoneRascals Minecraft Server

Arguing, commanding officer, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, deaths, discipline, fate, Military, Minecraft, Predict, prediction, premonition, Prophecy, RedstoneRascals, regret, russia, Russian soldiers, Server, soldiers, Tension, Tragedy, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

come join our minecraft server where russian soldiers predict their own deaths after arguing with commanding officer! it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! watch as they build elaborate memorials to themselves before they meet their demise in a tragic mining accident! will they ever learn to get along with their superiors? probably not, but it sure makes for some entertaining gameplay! join now for the drama and stay for the explosions!

NATOcraft: Strike & Build in Putin’s Backyard

aggression, ARMS, backyard, BUILD, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, nato, NATOcraft, political leaders, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, trudeau, Ukraine, War, Western Allies

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well let me tell ya, it’s like a war zone up in here! Trudeau be all like “Ukraine gonna strike deep into Russia with NATO arms” and Putin be like “war is comin’!” But don’t worry, on dis server, you can build epic bases and defend against crazy attacks from other players. Join now and be part of the chaos, cuz why not? It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!