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| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 397 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
| Votes: | 2841 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1291 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We require a payment of over 50k up-front before you even sign in. Why? Because we believe in the power of cold, hard cash to fuel your Minecraft adventures.
2. Want to have Sydney Sweeney as your in-game girlfriend for a whole week? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Just imagine the epic quests you’ll go on together.
3. Our sergeant is a master pizza chef, and he will impress you by making a pizza with more meat than you could ever imagine. And if you can top his creation, you’ll earn the respect of the entire server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible, and the adventures never end. Just watch out for creepers with a taste for pizza!
