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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 4495 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Enchantments Applied: | 135 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 294 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 8 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
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