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BlockyHeartbreaks

BlockyHeartbreaks, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional trauma, Grief, Heartache, Heartbreaking, heartbreaking situation, hurtful moment, painful experience, painful memory, sorrow, sorrowful moment, Suffering, tragic event, Trauma, traumatic experience, Witness, witnessing hurt, witnessing pain, witnessing suffering

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ores Mined:	1179	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Have you ever seen a creeper blow up someone’s meticulously built house right before their eyes? Or watched as someone accidentally fell into a pit of lava with all their diamond gear? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll witness even more epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of shenanigans. Who needs drama in real life when you can experience all the madness in the virtual world? So come on, join us and prepare for the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft adventure of your life!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

artillery, Attack, battle, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Invasion, KremlinCraft, kyiv, Losses, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, russia, Russian army, Server, Troops, Ukraine, Vehicles, War

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Emeralds Found:	7120
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	7185	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Items Found:	4772	Love Letters Sent:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

LOL come join this epic minecraft server where russia loses 1,400 troops, 71 artillery, and 159 vehicles in ONE DAY! kyiv is lit af on this server, you gotta see it to believe it! we got crazy battles, explosions, and chaos everywhere! join now and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it! #russialoses #kyivminecraftmadness

NukeCraftFunTime

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, danger, Defense, escalation, Government, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, NukeCraftFunTime, president, putin, russia, Safety, SECURITY, threat, Ukraine, War, world news, Zelensky

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	194	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Zombie Dances:	7
Void Gems Collected:	38	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur base from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta protect ur nuclear plants from russia! they be tryna attack and u gotta be the hero to stop them! join now to save the world from a radioactive disaster! plus, we got flying pigs and dancing llamas, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna join? come on, be a hero and have some fun at the same time!

Planet PlopCraft

astronomical discovery, astronomical observation, astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, celestial body, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, earth-like planet, Exoplanet, Future, planet, planetary orbit, planetary science, PlopCraft, potential habitability, scientific research, solar system, Space discovery, space exploration, stellar evolution, Universe, white dwarf

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ores Mined:	1932
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18

so, like, imagine this, right? we found this crazy planet orbiting a white dwarf star, like, what even is that? but get this, it’s just like earth, but, like, way cooler. there’s, like, diamonds everywhere and the pigs can fly, man. it’s, like, a sneak peek into the future of our solar system, but, like, way more fun. so, come join us on this wild ride and explore this wacky planet with us. who knows what kind of adventures we’ll have, dude. it’s gonna be, like, out of this world, literally.

Block Party Minecraft Server

29K2IX1AGd0ACxJL, 8qfbNwpIBbw, BLOCK, level5, LEVEL5 TGS 2024, Minecraft, Party, Server, youtube live

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on a wild adventure through Level 5 of the TGS 2024 tournament where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and even have a dance-off with a creeper!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco Ball, where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Netherworld, where you can challenge the fearsome Ender Dragon to a game of chess!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Jobless Steve Minecraft SMP

Identity, inner peace, Jobless, material possessions, Minecraft, personal growth, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, societal expectations, steve

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of being defined by your job, your bank account, or the car you drive? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where none of that matters!

Here, you can be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a block-building wizard, a llama whisperer, or a potato farmer. The possibilities are endless! And who needs a wallet when you can trade diamonds and emeralds instead?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of dancing chickens who hold the key to unlimited riches. Will you be the one to uncover their feathered secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover a world where your true self can shine – no job titles or bank statements required!

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

aita, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cousin, dyslexia, education, Friend, ipad, Job, Minecraft, nursing program, personal iPad, Preparation, PRESSURE, Program, re-test, refusal, scheme, Server, study materials, study time, TEAS test, test

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and make you think on your feet? Look no further than our server, where we make sure you’re prepared for any challenge that comes your way!

Join our server and experience the thrill of troubleshooting in real-time, just like the OP did with their friend’s TEAS test. Can you figure out the solution before time runs out and you have to leave to pick up your kids? Only the most skilled players will prevail!

But that’s not all – we also offer study materials for our server, so you can prepare for any task that comes your way. And if you need a break from studying, you can always recruit a friend or cousin to help you out, just like the OP’s friend did.

So if you’re looking for a server that will test your problem-solving skills, make you think on your feet, and maybe even help you pass a test or two, then join us today! Just remember, don’t forget to study for at least six weeks before you log on – you never know what challenges await you.

SickDayzMC

CHANGE, Communication, compassion, disability, Emotional support, Empathy, end of life care, family dynamics, family relationships, Grief, hospital visit, love, personal loss, Resentment, sacrifice, school attendance, second marriage, SickDayzMC, Stepbrother, stepfamily

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all the drama in your life? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your stepbrother’s end of life care and your dad’s new family drama.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about your dad’s second marriage and the sacrifices you had to make for your stepbrother.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not caring about your stepbrother’s situation, just hop on our server and let the fun begin. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can build a virtual empire and slay virtual dragons?

So, are you ready to ditch the family drama and dive into a world of endless possibilities? Join our Minecraft server now and leave all your worries behind. After all, who needs emotions when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? Let’s craft away the pain and build a brighter tomorrow, one block at a time!

Perfect10MinecraftSMP

all-time favorite video games, best video game ever, best video games, favorite video games, greatest video game, highly rated video games, must play video games, Perfect10MinecraftSMP, top rated video games, top video game choices, top video game picks, top video games, video game community, video game critics, video game discussion, video game enthusiasts, video game opinions, video game ratings, video game recommendations, video game reviews, video games

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Armor Forged:	25
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Oh, definitely this Minecraft SMP server I’m on! Let me tell you, it’s a wild ride from start to finish. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions), and our very own pet dragon that we ride into battle against the evil villagers. Plus, the admin is a wizard who can literally turn diamonds into pizza. Trust me, you won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else!

BlockBreakupCraft

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	385
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while your partner just stands there staring at cows? Well, it’s time to break up with them and join our Minecraft server where you can find a new love interest who actually knows how to build a decent house! Say goodbye to boring relationships and hello to a world of endless possibilities filled with creepers, zombies, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky)! Join now and start crafting your way to a better future without that dead weight holding you back.