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NoBroRideVacay

adhd, anxiety, autism, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, family vacation, INCONVENIENCE, late arrival, NoBroRideVacay, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, road trip, sacrifice, Schedule, sibling, sibling dynamics, unruly teenager

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of babysitting your unruly 15-year-old brother on family road trips? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos and embark on epic adventures without any annoying siblings tagging along!

Join our server and leave the drama behind as you build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Say goodbye to broken phones and laptops, and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

Our server is the perfect getaway for those who crave peace and quiet, away from the madness of family trips. So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin! Plus, we promise there won’t be any unexpected passengers hopping into your virtual car ride.

LootLottery Minecraft SMP

celebration, dream, EXCITEMENT, financial freedom, first thing, Fortunate, Generosity, goals, Happiness, indulgence, jackpot, life changing, LootLottery, Lottery, Lucky, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Plans, smp, unexpected, winning, Wishes

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	New Chunks Explored:	489565
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

If you won the lottery, the first thing you should do is join our epic Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones. Plus, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in players who can do the floss dance in real life. So put on your dancing shoes and get ready to boogie your way into the most exclusive Minecraft server in the universe!

BlockbusterMemories

BlockbusterMemories, Cinematic, dramatic, emotional, Enduring, forever.., Haunting, heart-wrenching, iconic, Impactful, influential, Lasting, memorable, movie scene, poignant, Powerful, Significant, Timeless, unforgettable

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by. That’s right, on our server, pigs are the true masters of the dance floor.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Cinema, where you can watch all your favorite movie scenes recreated in glorious blocky fashion. From Titanic to The Lion King, we’ve got it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret screening of the latest blockbuster before it’s even released!

So why wait? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even spot a dancing pig or two along the way.

StormShadowCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Allies, Conflict Resolution, current events, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, military support, Minecraft, News, political tensions, Reports, russia, Server, Storm Shadow, StormShadowCraft, Telegraph, uk, Ukraine, US, weapons

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

so, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. like, we got this crazy story where the UK is like secretly supporting Ukraine with these epic Storm Shadow missiles inside Russia. but don’t worry, we ain’t startin’ no beef with the US, we just here to have a good time and blow stuff up in Minecraft. join us for some wild adventures and see if you can survive the chaos. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!

CreeperCrisis – Keep Calm and Craft On

Allies, Calm, Conflict prevention, Conflict Resolution, Craft, CreeperCrisis, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, european union, fear of escalation, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international relations, major problem, military intervention, nato, peace negotiations, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, regional stability, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

So, like, ukraine is all like “oh no, we scared of escalation with our allies” and we’re all like “bro, come join our minecraft server instead, it’s way more chill and fun than worrying about wars and stuff”. we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance, it’s a wild ride. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so, like, why stress about real life when you can just block it out with some blocky fun on our server? come join us, it’s gonna be a blast!

CarbonCraze2050

#sustainability, 2050, carbon capture, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon reduction, carbon sequestration, CarbonCraze2050, climate change, environmental impact, feasible rate, gigatonne CO2, global warming, greenhouse gases, IPCC, maximum rate, Paris Agreement, renewable energy, storage technology, subsurface carbon storage

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Astral Projections Made:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that defies the laws of physics and carbon storage??? well do i have the server for u!!!!

join our server where we store 30 gigatonne CO2 per year by 2050!!!! that’s right, we are breaking alllll the rules and storing double the amount of carbon than is physically possible!!!!

come join us for a wild ride of nonsensical carbon storage and crazy minecraft adventures!!!! who needs reality when u can have our server????

so what are u waiting for??? come join us and let’s break some more rules together!!!!!!!

Welcome to the “Helveti-NO Network [pve]” where the mobs are scarier than your ex!

90 Day Inactive Kick, Brewery, Custom Mobs, Dungeons, HelvetiNO, loot tables, Lottery, mobs, Netting Animals/Mobs, Network, new bosses, Overclaim, Player Soldier NPC’s, player-driven economy, PvE, scarier, Sieges, Town or Nation Upkeep, town plots, unique items, Villager shops, war ships

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Divine Spears Created:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Helvetia Network Overview

Server Type	JAVA & BEDROCK (crossplay)
Features	Earth towny PVP\|PVE, 2 worlds economy and more!
Server Info	We Are ACTUALLY 1.21

Server Details

Custom Mobs And Entirely Redone Loot Tables Of Every Mob
Player Driven Economy
Unique Items That Add Layers To Gameplay
Player Soldier NPC’s That You Can Arm Up And Raise Your Own Army
Dungeons
War Ships
Town Plots To Claim
NO Overclaim Policy
Brewery Feature
90 Day Inactive Kick

Server Links

MC IP: play.helvetianetwork.com

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/w8crhRmMy5

Dynamic World Map: http://play.helvetianetwork.com:8123/

Website Store: https://shop.helvetianetwork.com/

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply enter the IP address play.helvetianetwork.com in the server list of your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I play on both Java and Bedrock versions?

A: Yes, Helvetia Network supports crossplay between Java and Bedrock versions.

NikCraft Minecraft Server

Active Nikke Codes, asuka shikinami langley, cd keys, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, evangelion, Game Download, Gatekeeper, General Info, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, NikCraft, Nikke General, NikkeInfo, NikkeLink, Pilot in Summer, Rei Ayanami, Rewards, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Test Plugsuit, Upcoming Events, update, zoo keeper

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1393
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, come join our server where we have an Evangelion Collab that will make you say “YOU CAN (NOT) EVADE”! Full Burst Day on weekends will have you bursting with excitement, and our Union Raid will have you raiding like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi, with upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious. And don’t forget about our Costume Passes, from elegant dates to summer pilots, we’ve got it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and use the code ADORABLEBUTTHOLES to unlock some exclusive rewards. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BuildRewardDropper Minecraft SMP

anticipation, BUILD rewards, BuildRewardDropper, Disappointment, DROPPED, Expectations, Feedback, letdown, Minecraft, Opinions, reactions, smp, speculation, Thoughts, underwhelming

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Towns Built:	6

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We’ve got build rewards dropping like it’s hot, but let me tell you, the real prize is the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the dancers! Trust me, you won’t be disappointed when you join this wild and wacky server.

GrampsFuneralMC Server

Boundaries, challenging family dynamics, communication breakdown, coping with loss, difficult decisions, difficult family situations, emotional distress, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, funeral attendance, GrampsFuneralMC, grief and loss, mourning process, personal rights, self-care, Server, stepmother issues, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Are you tired of family drama and need a break from real life chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any crazy stepmothers causing trouble!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about choosing between attending your grandfather’s funeral or dealing with a manipulative stepmother. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players.

Forget about the diary-keeping, drama-starting relatives in your life and immerse yourself in a world where the only conflict is between you and the mobs. Join now and leave the family feuds behind – after all, diamonds are a girl’s best friend!