johnsummit Minecraft Servers

johnsummit Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyBoozeBuster

    CraftyBoozeBuster
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 4582
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 6068
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions to cure your Minecraft character’s hangover? Well, look no further because on our server, we offer a cure for your in-game alcohol addiction! Join us and say goodbye to virtual beer bellies and hello to a virtual bank account overflowing with diamonds! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will personally congratulate you with a diamond block for every day you stay sober in-game. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start stacking those diamonds while staying sober in the virtual world!

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server

    Creeper’s Revenge Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 6510
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 19
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you know how putin is always flexing his muscles and stuff, well guess what? ukraine was like “nah bro, we gonna surprise invade russia” and everyone was like WHAAAAT.

    anyways, this minecraft server is like that surprise invasion, but in a good way. we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make putin jealous. join us and be part of the madness. you won’t regret it, unless putin finds out and tries to invade us too. but hey, that would be one heck of a story to tell, amirite?

    so come on, join our server and let’s show putin who’s boss in the world of minecraft. it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like ukraine’s surprise incursion into russia.

    Farming Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine

    CraftyComrades: LostInUkraine
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    Players: 105/400 Votes: 5663
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Votes: 7353
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind from all the fun! we’ve got more crazy battles than russia in ukraine (but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt here) join now and be part of the chaos! our staff is so awesome, they can handle anything, even a zombie apocalypse (not really, but they’ll try their best) so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s have a blast together!

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition

    ParoxCraft: Geriatric Edition
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 3002
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Farms Harvested: 749
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 1823

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where the paroxetine use is off the charts! We got players poppin’ pills left and right, creating a whole new level of serotonin reuptake inhibition in the virtual world.

    Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you’ll be building pharmacies and rehab centers to keep up with the demand for this “not so selective” medication. The American Geriatric Society is even keeping an eye on us, ’cause we’re so lit!

    So if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server out there, where the only limit is your prescription refill date, join us now! Let’s get medicated together, baby!

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DebateCraft Server

    DebateCraft Server
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 3883
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Americans messing up measurements and dates? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict “no measuring” policy! That’s right, you can build to your heart’s content without ever having to worry about getting the dimensions wrong. And as for dates, well, let’s just say our server has its own wacky calendar system where every day is Taco Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, where the only thing you need to measure is how much fun you’re having!

    Bogged Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SisDopingCraft SMP

    SisDopingCraft SMP
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 8860
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6
    Runes Activated: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to team up with the infamous USA sisters, who have been accused of doping in the Minecraft Olympics. But hey, who needs fair play when you can have a blast breaking all the rules and causing chaos?

    Forget about China, it’s all about the USA sisters now! Join our server and get ready for some insane adventures, scandalous schemes, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!

    Free Op Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 7477
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Potions Brewed: 70
    Emeralds Found: 731 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Enchantments Applied: 93
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 42
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Just like the OP’s family, we have our fair share of sibling rivalry and outrageous demands.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of being the center of attention, just like Freya always wants to be. But beware, if you don’t cater to her demands, she might just bring up that one time you didn’t chase away her ex-boyfriend in front of everyone.

    Forget about building epic structures or surviving in the wilderness, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through family dynamics and dealing with clingy, spoiled siblings. Will you be the favorite child or will you be accused of favoritism just like the OP?

    So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate family drama Minecraft has to offer. Who needs mobs and creepers when you have siblings like these? Join now and prove to your parents that you care less for your adopted sibling – just kidding, please don’t do that.

    Creeper Girls Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP

    BabyVillagerMom Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 2533
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5754 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 23 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the joys of virtual parenthood! That’s right, in our server, you can adopt a blocky baby and raise them to be a strong, independent player. Watch as they learn to mine, craft, and fight off creepers with their tiny little swords. Plus, who wouldn’t want to hear the adorable pitter-patter of tiny block feet running around your virtual home?

    But be warned, parenting in Minecraft isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Your little ones might rebel and start griefing your builds, or they might get lost in the Nether and need you to come to their rescue. And let’s not even get started on the diaper changes… (just kidding, there are no diapers in Minecraft).

    So if you’re ready for the ultimate challenge of virtual parenting, come join our server and see if you have what it takes to raise a blocky baby to be a Minecraft master!

    Viral Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments

    CreepinCraft: Embarrassing Moments
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 9456
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Star Shards Collected: 92
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4896 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!

    Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Vtubers Minecraft Servers
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bananza Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6627
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting executed is your boring old survival world! we got mass executions happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. 36 players executed in the last 24 hours alone, talk about a kill streak!

    join us for some killer pvp action, where you can take out your enemies in style. watch out for the islamic republic, they’re on a rampage and ready to take down anyone in their path. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of weapons and armor to help you survive the chaos.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you can survive the ultimate killing spree. who knows, you might just come out on top as the last player standing. see you on the battlefield, and remember, it’s all just a game…or is it?

    Demonic Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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