Johnny Colbert Minecraft Servers

Johnny Colbert Minecraft Servers

  • Almost A Year Now Minecraft SMP

    Almost A Year Now Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 6280
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and non-stop laughter.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato, fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a prank war that never seems to end.

    Our server is also home to the infamous “14-year-old boy model incident,” where one player accidentally chose a model that made them look like a teenager. The drama that ensued was so ridiculous, it became the stuff of legend.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and be ready to laugh until your sides hurt.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Africa’s Dumb Girl Minecraft Server

    Africa’s Dumb Girl Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 5281
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go bananas? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret portal that will transport you straight to Africa where you can find a nice dumb girl to play Minecraft with! Who wouldn’t want to team up with a dumb girl in Africa, am I right? Plus, our server has a pet elephant that can help you mine diamonds faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!” So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Holy Grail of Minecraft SMP MMOs

    The Holy Grail of Minecraft SMP MMOs
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 6551
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a rare flower or a new cow? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, or team up with your friends to take down a horde of evil villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a block of dirt.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and unlock its powers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tora Dora Minecraft Server

    Tora Dora Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 4755
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Dimension Hops: 15 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs. But be warned, this chicken is guarded by a pack of evil zombie cows who are not afraid to throw rotten flesh at you!

    If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s largest underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers? Get your groove on while dodging exploding dance moves!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who hold the key to unlocking the hidden treasure of the Nether realm. Join forces with them and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just remember, only 5 days remain until the chaos begins!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 20 Million Mexicans Absorbed Minecraft SMP

    20 Million Mexicans Absorbed Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 98/700 Votes: 5714
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’d rather absorb 20 million Mexicans into your empire than deal with 20 million Central and South Americans – trust us, it’s a whole new level of chaos and fun. Our server is filled with crazy characters, epic quests, and more drama than a llama in a minecart. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YLYL Minecraft Server

    YLYL Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 1756
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 85
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Dimension Hops: 8 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos and insanity of the blocky world! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to overthrow the evil sheep dictatorship. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Black ACK, a mysterious creature that roams the land spreading chaos and confusion wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Black ACK, you’ll gain untold powers and riches beyond your wildest dreams.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Remember, you can’t spell black without ACK – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society

    Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 4149
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Crops Grown: 8264
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with monster hunting, armor set searches, and insane weapon trailers that will blow your mind!

    Imagine facing off against giant monsters in the world of Minecraft, using your skills to take them down and collect rare loot. Our server is so wild, it’s like a crossover between Monster Hunter and Minecraft, where anything is possible!

    But that’s not all, we also have older game emulation and multiplayer options, as well as databases to help you on your monster hunting journey. And if you’re wondering where /vg/ plays, look no further because we’ve got all the info you need to jump into the action.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP where the monsters are big, the loot is epic, and the adventures are endless! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate monster hunter of the server and earn bragging rights among your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the monster hunting begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • New War Just Dropped Minecraft Server

    New War Just Dropped Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 8114
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Magic Items Found: 2505 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly llamas who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building houses out of giant rubber ducks, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just tastes really good).

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most outrageous Minecraft journey of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • New Rustranny C++ Pilpul Dropped Minecraft SMP – Our Thoughts Green Reddit

    New Rustranny C++ Pilpul Dropped Minecraft SMP – Our Thoughts Green Reddit
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 3686
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Ores Mined: 2537
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Farms Harvested: 659 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Animals Bred: 165 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got two factions battling it out over the latest rustranny c++ pilpul drop – trust us, you don’t want to miss this drama llama showdown.

    Join us and witness the epic battles, the backstabbing, and the alliances formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Who will come out on top? Will the green Reddit faction reign supreme, or will the thoughts faction take over the server with their mind-blowing strategies?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where players can let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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