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HyunmooCraft Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, ballistic missile, defense system, East Asia security, global security, Hyunmoo-V, HyunmooCraft, international relations, military capabilities, military innovation, military technology, Minecraft, missile development, missile technology, monster missile, nine-ton warhead, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear-like destruction, S.Korea, Server, South Korean military, strategic defense, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Crops Grown:	7708	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got Hyunmoo-V monster missiles that’ll blow your mind (and everything else) with their nine-ton warheads! Who needs TNT when you got these bad boys, amirite?

Join us if you wanna see some nuclear-like destruction in action! We’re talking explosions that’ll make your screen shake and your heart race. It’s like the Fourth of July every day on our server, baby!

So come on down and join the fun! Build, mine, and blow stuff up with us. Just make sure you have your blast-proof armor on, ’cause things are about to get wild! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one missile at a time!

BombCraft: Russian Airshow

aerial bombs, air defense, aircraft, airshow, BombCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Guided, Incident, international relations, Launching, Military, Military Action, Politics, RETALIATION, Russian, russians, shoot down, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, War, weapons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Divine Spears Created:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

come join our server where we have russians shooting down planes launching bombs, it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! you can build your own bomb shelter and try to survive the chaos. also, we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and fight off mutant creepers. it’s a wild ride, so come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Mastermind Minecraft Server

/qa2/ meme, AMA, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election, influencer, internet culture, mastermind, meme creator, Minecraft, Online Community, online forum, political activism, Politics, Presidential election, QAnon, question and answer, Server, social media, trump, trump 2020, viral

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension Hops:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the mastermind behind the infamous /qa2/ meme! Not only that, but this person claims they will definitely get Trump elected this season. How? Who knows, but you can ask them yourself in their short AMA happening today on the server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with meme magic, political shenanigans, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what will happen next on this crazy Minecraft server? So come on and join us for a truly unique and unpredictable gaming experience!

Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP

COSPLAY, Erotic, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, felt wig, fetish, imagination, indulgence, INTIMATE, lights, lights off, Minecraft, Mio Akiyama, nutted, Roleplay, scarf, self love, self pleasure, self-care, Sensual, shirt off, smp, solo play

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player on our server decided to roleplay as their favorite anime character, Mio Akiyama. They got so into character that they took off their shirt, put a scarf on their head as a wig, and turned off the lights for the full immersive experience. And you know what happened next? Let’s just say things got a little messy… But that’s just a taste of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server. So come join us for some insane shenanigans and unforgettable moments!

SMP18AdviceMinecraft

advice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, moving forward, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, SMP18AdviceMinecraft, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

Allure, attractive, blocky, body image, bonanza, boobies, bosom, breasts, Bust, cleavage, curves, desire, eroticism, female anatomy, Femininity, mammaries, Physical attraction, seduction, sex appeal, sexual appeal, Sexuality, Tempting, tits

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8964
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

Awareness, blocks, blocky, boobies, breast cancer, colorectal cancer, deaths, Diagnosis, early detection, Healthcare, lives, medical advancements, mortality rate, Pancreatic cancer, Prevention, research, Rise, risk factors, Save, Screening, statistics, survival rates, Treatment, unknown reasons, younger women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	76
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Anime, Characters, decision, Diverse, Entertainment, genre, INCLUSIVE, LGBTQ, Minecraft, not gay, opinion, Plot, Recommendation, review, series, Server, Show, Storyline, streaming, television, watch

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

Africa, bum tickler, Chinese pig, DUMPED, hut, Indian faggot, Kek, MARRIED, Minecraft, Mud, mud huts, sheboon, smp, taller white guy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	924540	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Void Armor Forged:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ores Mined:	5443	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Craft, DISRESPECTFUL, Drama, fidelity, friend group, loyalty, Marriage, matching tattoo, Military life, opposite sex coworker, permanent mark, relationship boundaries, Respect, s!ut shaming, Significant Other, tattoo, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	New Chunks Explored:	500040
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!